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2 | [[foldercontrol]] |
3 | |
4 | [[folder:Quotes about villain songs]] |
5 | ->''"Bad guy comin' in, Arnie!... Minor [[{{Scales}} key]]!"'' |
6 | -->-- Wild West saloon banjo player to piano player, ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' |
7 | |
8 | ->''"When zhe bad guy is that happy, it always, always means…'' (takes out a tuba) '''''BAD GUY SONG!'''"'' |
9 | -->--'''The Troubador''', ''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers'' |
10 | |
11 | ->''"I'll rule the world!... uh, that is, after I sing my song!"'' |
12 | -->--'''Evil Dr. Carver''', ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily Movie'' |
13 | |
14 | ->''Upstage, lads! [[BreakingTheFourthWall This is my only number!]]'' |
15 | -->-- '''Long John Silver''' (as played by Creator/TimCurry), ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'' |
16 | |
17 | -> I hope [TheKlan] are better at lynchings than they are at lyrics. |
18 | -->-- '''Anderson''', ''Film/MississippiBurning'', after singing a Klan song. |
19 | |
20 | -> '''King Dragon (singing):''' Who cares if those orphans were sad? It feels good to be bad!\ |
21 | ''(Gets stabbed with a katana)''\ |
22 | '''Dennis:''' ...What? [[TalkToTheFist He's been singing for, like, two minutes.]] |
23 | -->--'''WebVideo/ProZD''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtIc4YMRZ4 Maybe a villain song wasn't the best idea]]'' |
24 | |
25 | ->''"In my dream, Little King John sure was frightening, and infuriating. But I have to admit, he was full of catchy music."'' |
26 | -->-- '''Ratboy Genius''', ''WebAnimation/RatboyGenius Dreams Minecraft'' |
27 | |
28 | ->''"I '''so''' love a musical number."'' |
29 | -->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' |
30 | |
31 | ->''"All good villains pride themselves on rightly doing wrong, but one thing every badguy needs is an awesome villian song!"'' |
32 | -->-- '''Crow''', ''Webcomic/{{Nefarious}}'' |
33 | |
34 | ->''"Fine! [[MusicalEpisode You want a song?]] I'll ''give'' you a song!"'' |
35 | -->-- '''Mysto Majora Kijadhimov''', right before summoning her minions in epic fashion during [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/297128947/3415868948 the "A rare moment indeed" roleplay]] of ''WebComic/WhiteDarkLife'' |
36 | |
37 | -> ''"Villains tend to sing negative messages because [[EvilCannotComprehendGood they don't know any better]], that's why they're villains. If they sang good songs, there wouldn't be villains. So, what we learned... is that it's okay to have a negative message in a film, as long as you don't put it in a really catchy song."'' |
38 | -->-- '''Phil Vischer''', in [[https://youtu.be/oImoleq80AE this featurette]] on the DVD for ''WesternAnimation/{{Veggietales}}: Rack, Shack, and Benny'' |
39 | |
40 | ->''"And we villains get to sing diabolical tunes, which become drag show favorites."'' |
41 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ursula]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons: Welcome to the Club'' |
42 | |
43 | ->'''Satchel''': But why do you always make dogs into the bad guys?\ |
44 | '''Bucky''': Relax, you'll have some boss musical numbers. |
45 | -->--''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'', February 19, 2023 strip |
46 | |
47 | ->'''Jay-Jay:''' He may be a villain… but he can certainly carry a tune! |
48 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheKingsBeard'' |
49 | |
50 | ->'''Protagonist:''' You can't do the evil thing, you can't!\ |
51 | '''Villain:''' Oh, can't I?\ |
52 | '''Protagonist:''' Because evil... is bad.\ |
53 | '''Villain:''' But what if I told you it advances my interests, mainly money and power?\ |
54 | '''Protagonist:''' I'd say that's pretty evil.\ |
55 | '''Villain:''' Hehe, then I guess I'm evil. Hit it, boys. (''Assembling a band of frogs'') Two, three... ''I'M EEEEVIL AND I LOOOVE IT!'' |
56 | -->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODglkcQmI0k disney animated villains, then vs. now]]'' |
57 | [[/folder]] |
58 | |
59 | !!Lines from villain songs |
60 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
61 | ->[[FauxAffablyEvil Welcome all, my honored guests]] |
62 | ->[[NotJustATournament To the ultimate duel with the best of the best]] |
63 | ->At my invitation, you've come to compete |
64 | ->For the honor of suffering the final defeat |
65 | ->Isn't it grand what I've managed to do |
66 | ->[[IHaveYourWife By kidnapping those closest to you]] |
67 | ->[[YourSoulIsMine I've taken their souls]] [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame to lay on the line]] |
68 | ->In a winner take all duel for all time |
69 | ->Let's play the game! |
70 | ->I'm sure you all know how |
71 | ->But watch yourselves, [[TermsOfEndangerment my foolish friends]], [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem you're all in my world now]]! |
72 | ->Face up, face down, |
73 | ->Attack or defend |
74 | ->Face up, face down |
75 | ->This battle's to the end |
76 | ->Face up, face down |
77 | ->Stay on guard |
78 | ->Face up, face down |
79 | ->Play your strongest card |
80 | -->--'''[[BigBad Maximilion Pegasus]]''', ''Anime/YuGiOh'' |
81 | |
82 | ->If I lose it all, slip and fall\ |
83 | I will never look away\ |
84 | If I lose it all, lose it all, lose it all\ |
85 | If I lose it all outside the Wall, live to die another day\ |
86 | I don't want anything, I'm just here to...\ |
87 | '''BEWARE!!!!''' |
88 | -->-- '''[=SiM=]''', "The Rumbling", seventh opening of ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' |
89 | [[/folder]] |
90 | |
91 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
92 | ->When the world is full of care |
93 | ->And every headline screams despair, |
94 | ->When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile |
95 | ->Then there’s a certain thing I do |
96 | ->Which I shall pass along to you, |
97 | ->That’s always guaranteed to make me smile: |
98 | ->I go loo-oo-oony as a light-bulb battered bug! |
99 | ->Simply loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug! |
100 | ->Mister, life is swell |
101 | ->In a padded cell, |
102 | ->It’ll chase those blues away: |
103 | ->You can trade your gloom |
104 | ->For a rubber room |
105 | ->And injections twice a day! |
106 | ->Just go loo-oo-oony like an acid casualty, |
107 | ->Or a moo-oo-oonie, or a preacher on T.V. |
108 | ->When the human race |
109 | ->Wears an anxious face, |
110 | ->When the bomb hangs overhead, |
111 | ->When your kid turns blue, |
112 | ->It won’t worry you, |
113 | ->You can smile and nod instead. |
114 | ->When you’re loo-oo-oony, then you just don’t give a fig. |
115 | ->Man’s so pu-uu-uny, and the universe so big! |
116 | ->If you hurt inside, |
117 | ->Get certified, |
118 | ->And if life should treat you bad. |
119 | ->Don't get ee-ee-ven, |
120 | ->Get mad! |
121 | -->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke'' |
122 | [[/folder]] |
123 | |
124 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
125 | ->''In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning'' |
126 | ->''And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be'' |
127 | ->''It scared me out of my wits'' |
128 | ->''A corpse falling to bits'' |
129 | ->''Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was '''me!''''' |
130 | |
131 | ->''I was once the most mystical man in all Russia'' |
132 | ->''When the royals betrayed me, '''they made a mistake!''''' |
133 | ->''My curse made each of them pay'' |
134 | ->''But one little girl got away'' |
135 | ->''Little Anya, beware, '''Rasputin's awake!''''' |
136 | |
137 | ->''In the dark of the night, evil will find her'' |
138 | ->''In the dark of the night, just before dawn'' |
139 | ->''Revenge will be sweet when the curse is complete'' |
140 | ->''In the dark of the night, '''she'll be gone!!!''''' |
141 | -->--'''Rasputin''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8 In the Dark of the Night]]", ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' |
142 | |
143 | ->You know what they say |
144 | ->Each dog has his day |
145 | ->But I... must have my night! |
146 | -->-- The Secretary of Night, in a cut song from ''[[WesternAnimation/MagicAdventuresOfMumfie Mumfie's Quest]]''. |
147 | |
148 | ->As all who know me might suppose, I've hatched a tasty plot! |
149 | ->A licorice that grows and grows until there's more than a lot! |
150 | ->I'll place it in the Circle Sweet and watch it quickly rise, |
151 | ->And soon my chewy sticky goo'll reach into the skies! |
152 | ->Licorice here, licorice there, far as you can see! |
153 | ->The smell of licorice in the air! (Yummy, yummy yummy!) |
154 | ->Slickery licorice everywhere, soon they'll understand! |
155 | ->Life will be so great, so grand |
156 | ->Here in Licorice Land! |
157 | -->-- '''"Licorice Land"''', ''WesternAnimation/CandyLandTheGreatLollipopAdventure'' |
158 | |
159 | ->You're a star and you should know it |
160 | ->Yeah, you rise above the rest |
161 | ->It doesn't matter who you hurt |
162 | ->If you're just proving you're the best |
163 | -->-- '''The Dazzlings''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks'' |
164 | |
165 | ->''Listen to the sound of my voice\ |
166 | Soon, you'll find you don't have a choice\ |
167 | Captured in the web of my song\ |
168 | Soon, you'll all be singing along\ |
169 | We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it\ |
170 | We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky\ |
171 | We've got the music, makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it\ |
172 | We say "jump", you say, "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky\ |
173 | Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell\ |
174 | Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under our spell\ |
175 | Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, you didn't know that you fell\ |
176 | Oh-woah-oh, oh-woah-oh, now that you're under... our... spell!'' |
177 | -->-- '''The Dazzlings''', "Under Our Spell", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks'' |
178 | |
179 | ->'''Dazzlings:''' Welcome to the show (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)\ |
180 | We're here to let you know (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)\ |
181 | Our time is now (Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah)\ |
182 | Your time is running out (Ah, ah, ah)\ |
183 | \ |
184 | [...]\ |
185 | \ |
186 | Feel the wave of sound\ |
187 | As it crashes down\ |
188 | You can't turn away\ |
189 | We'll make you wanna stay\ |
190 | \ |
191 | We will be adored\ |
192 | Tell us that you want us\ |
193 | We won't be ignored\ |
194 | It's time for our reward\ |
195 | \ |
196 | Now you need us\ |
197 | Come and heed us\ |
198 | [[NothingCanStopUsNow Nothing can]] [[TemptingFate stop us now!!!]]\ |
199 | \ |
200 | '''Rainbooms:''' Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh\ |
201 | I've got the music in me\ |
202 | Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh\ |
203 | \ |
204 | Don't need to hear a crowd cheering out my name\ |
205 | I didn't come here seeking infamy or fame\ |
206 | The one and only thing that I am here to bring\ |
207 | Is music, is the music, is the music in my soul\ |
208 | \ |
209 | Gonna break out, (Out!) set myself free, yeah\ |
210 | Let it all go (Go!) just let it be, yeah\ |
211 | Find the music in your heart\ |
212 | Let the music make you start\ |
213 | To set yourself apart!\ |
214 | \ |
215 | ['''Adagio:''' So the Rainbooms want to turn this into a ''real'' battle of the bands? Then, let's '''battle.''']\ |
216 | \ |
217 | What we have in store (ah-ah)\ |
218 | All we want and more (ah-ah)\ |
219 | We will break on through (ah-ah)\ |
220 | Now it's time to finish you! |
221 | -->-- "Welcome to the Show", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks'' |
222 | |
223 | ->It's time you learned a lesson,\ |
224 | It's time that you understand.\ |
225 | Don't ever count on anybody else,\ |
226 | In this or any other land.\ |
227 | \ |
228 | [...]\ |
229 | \ |
230 | Open up your eyes,\ |
231 | See the world from where I stand.\ |
232 | Me, among the mighty,\ |
233 | You, caged at my command.\ |
234 | \ |
235 | Open up your eyes,\ |
236 | And behold the faded light.\ |
237 | It's time to grow up and get wise,\ |
238 | Come now, little one, open up your eyes. |
239 | -->-- '''Tempest Shadow''' to '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTheMovie2017'' |
240 | |
241 | ->''Now listen up\ |
242 | There are crooks in [[TheWildWest this here West]]\ |
243 | Who have [[SmallNameBigEgo claimed to be the best]],\ |
244 | [[PretenderDiss And think they wrote the book on how to rustle]]\ |
245 | Well, as good as they may be,\ |
246 | Not a one's as good as me,\ |
247 | [[BadassBoast An' I barely have to move a single muscle]]\ |
248 | They call me mean, boys\ |
249 | Depraved and nasty too\ |
250 | And they ain't seen, boys,\ |
251 | [[CardCarryingVillain The cruelest thing I do]]\ |
252 | You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\ |
253 | The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised\ |
254 | 'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\ |
255 | Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized\ |
256 | He don't prod, he don't yell,\ |
257 | Still he drives them dogies well,\ |
258 | Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL\ |
259 | Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view,\ |
260 | I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle\ |
261 | Yodel-adle-eedle-idle\ |
262 | Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo\ |
263 | Here we go, boys\ |
264 | Five thousand cattle in the side pocket\ |
265 | Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle\ |
266 | A sound them cattle truly take to heart\ |
267 | Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle\ |
268 | An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art\ |
269 | He don't rope\ |
270 | Not a chance\ |
271 | He just puts 'em in a trance\ |
272 | He's a pioneer Pied Piper in [[GoofyPrintUnderwear ten-gallon underpants]]\ |
273 | Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo\ |
274 | Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle\ |
275 | Dodle-adle-eedle-idle\ |
276 | I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo\ |
277 | 'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo\ |
278 | Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo'' |
279 | -->-- '''Alameda Slim''', ''WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange'' |
280 | |
281 | ->'''Sheila:''' Times have changed, [[CorruptTheCutie our kids are getting worse!]]\ |
282 | [[ToiletHumour They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!]]\ |
283 | '''Sharon:''' Should we blame the government?\ |
284 | '''Liane:''' Or blame society?\ |
285 | '''Randy/Gerald/Stuart:''' [[NewMediaAreEvil Or should we blame the images on TV?]]\ |
286 | '''Sheila:''' [[BigNo NO!]] Blame Canada!\ |
287 | '''Everyone:''' Blame Canada!\ |
288 | '''Sheila:''' [[StylisticSuck With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!]]\ |
289 | '''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\ |
290 | '''Sheila:''' We need to form a full assault!\ |
291 | '''Everyone:''' It's Canada's fault!\ |
292 | '''Sharon:''' [[NeverMyFault Don't blame me for my son Stan]]\ |
293 | [[CrossesTheLineTwice He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!]]\ |
294 | '''Liane:''' And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf\ |
295 | But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!\ |
296 | '''Sheila:''' Well? Blame Canada!\ |
297 | '''Everyone:''' Blame Canada!\ |
298 | '''Sheila:''' It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!\ |
299 | '''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\ |
300 | '''Copy Shack Employee:''' They're not even a real country anyway!\ |
301 | '''Mrs. [=McCormick=]:''' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain My son]] could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true\ |
302 | Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!\ |
303 | '''Everyone:''' Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?\ |
304 | Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?\ |
305 | '''Sheila:''' HECK NO!\ |
306 | '''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Blame Canada!\ |
307 | '''Sheila:''' With all their hockey hullabaloo!\ |
308 | '''Liane:''' [[TakeThat And that bitch]] Anne Murray too!\ |
309 | '''Everyone:''' Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!\ |
310 | Foooooooor...\ |
311 | The smut we must stop, The trash we will stash, The laughter and fun, Must all be undone\ |
312 | [[TheScapegoat We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming]] ''[[NeverMyFault us]]''!!! |
313 | -->--"Blame Canada", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' |
314 | |
315 | ->'''UsefulNotes/{{Saddam|Hussein}}:''' Some people say that I'm a bad guy\ |
316 | They my be right, they may be right\ |
317 | But it's not, as if, I don't try\ |
318 | I just fuck up, try as I might!\ |
319 | But I can change, I can change!\ |
320 | [[BlatantLies I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!]]\ |
321 | I'll open up my heart and I will share it\ |
322 | Any minute now I will be born again!\ |
323 | Yes, I can change, I can change!\ |
324 | I know I've been a dirty little bastard!\ |
325 | [[AxCrazy I like to kill, I like to main, yes, I'm insane]]\ |
326 | But it's okay, 'cause I can change!\ |
327 | [[NeverMyFault It's not my fault that I'm so evil]]\ |
328 | It's society...society!\ |
329 | You see my parents were sometimes abusive\ |
330 | And it made a prick of me!\ |
331 | But I can change, I can change!\ |
332 | I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!\ |
333 | I'll open up my heart and I will show it\ |
334 | Any minute now I will be born again!\ |
335 | [...]\ |
336 | '''{{Satan}}''': But what if you never change?\ |
337 | What if you remain a sandy, little butt-hole?\ |
338 | [...]\ |
339 | '''Saddam''': Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit\ |
340 | [[BadassBoast Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!]]\ |
341 | Just watch!\ |
342 | Just we me change! Here I go, I'm changing! [[RefugeInAudacity *proceeds to break dance*]] |
343 | -->--"I Can Change", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' |
344 | |
345 | ->''That's right, I heard the story over and over again\ |
346 | Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends\ |
347 | That's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends\ |
348 | Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends\ |
349 | \ |
350 | What did she say about me, what did she say?\ |
351 | What did you do without me, what did you do?\ |
352 | Did you play games without me, what did you play?\ |
353 | Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?\ |
354 | \ |
355 | Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again\ |
356 | Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends!\ |
357 | \ |
358 | [...]\ |
359 | \ |
360 | Who am I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying?\ |
361 | [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!]]\ |
362 | [[LetsGetDangerous Let's play another game, this time I get to win!]]\ |
363 | Lives on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not, let's begin!\ |
364 | \ |
365 | Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again!\ |
366 | Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends!\ |
367 | Oh, that's right, I heard the story; don't really like how it ends!\ |
368 | Gee, it's swell to finally beat her\ |
369 | Other... other... OTHER... friends...'' |
370 | -->--'''Spinel''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie'' |
371 | |
372 | ->''The time has come to play pretend\ |
373 | And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend\ |
374 | And I'll humiliate the boy, you'll see,\ |
375 | And drive the Louds away from me for good!\ |
376 | No, no, no, no, no!\ |
377 | \ |
378 | I must do more\ |
379 | So that the Louds never set foot upon the shore\ |
380 | To stop them coming after me,\ |
381 | I'll need the crown's authority,\ |
382 | For all to see...\ |
383 | The duchess I must be!'' |
384 | -->--'''Morag''', "The Duchess I Must Be", ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouseMovie'' |
385 | [[/folder]] |
386 | |
387 | [[folder:Film -- Live Action]] |
388 | ->''Cause whatcha got is what we need\ |
389 | And all we do is dirty deeds,\ |
390 | WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT!'' |
391 | -->-- The Spinners, ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' |
392 | |
393 | ->''I know how to hurt, I know how to heal\ |
394 | I know what to show and what to conceal\ |
395 | I know when to talk and I know when to touch\ |
396 | No one ever died from wanting too much...'' |
397 | |
398 | ->''The world is not enough\ |
399 | But it is such a perfect place to start, my love\ |
400 | And if you're strong enough\ |
401 | Together we can take the world apart, my love'' |
402 | -->-- '''Music/{{Garbage}}''', "Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough" |
403 | |
404 | ->''[[AsianSpeekeeEngrish I'm so ronery, so ronery]]''\ |
405 | ''So ronery and sadry arone''\ |
406 | ''[[IJustWantToHaveFriends There's no one, just me onry]]''\ |
407 | '' Sitting on my rittle throne'' |
408 | |
409 | ->''I work wery hard and make up great prans''\ |
410 | ''But nobody ristens, no one understands''\ |
411 | ''Seems rike no one takes me serirousry''\ |
412 | ''[[LonelyAtTheTop And so I'm ronery]]'' *cries* ''A rittle ronery''\ |
413 | '' Poor rittle me.'' |
414 | |
415 | ->''There's nobody I can rerate to''\ |
416 | ''Feer rike a bird in a cage''\ |
417 | ''It's kinda sihry, but not rearry''\ |
418 | ''Because it's fihring my body with rage'' |
419 | |
420 | ->''I'm the smartest, most crever, most physichry fit''\ |
421 | ''But nobody else seems to rearihize it''\ |
422 | ''When I change the world, maybe they'll notice me''\ |
423 | ''And untir then, I'll just be ronery'' *sigh* ''Rittle ronery''\ |
424 | ''Poor rittle me.'' |
425 | |
426 | ->''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds I'm so ronery....]]'' |
427 | -->--'''Kim Jong-Il''', "I'm So Ronery", ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice'' |
428 | |
429 | ->''"I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass\ |
430 | I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls\ |
431 | If the phone rings, don't answer the call\ |
432 | Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat\ |
433 | Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat!\ |
434 | Peace!"'' |
435 | -->--'''The Killer''', ''Film/ScaryMovie'' |
436 | |
437 | ->''Those poor runner-ups'' |
438 | ->''Might still hold some grudges'' |
439 | ->''They padded their cups'' |
440 | ->''But I screwed the judges!'' |
441 | -->--'''(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs''', ''Film/Hairspray2007'' |
442 | [[/folder]] |
443 | |
444 | [[folder:Live Action TV]] |
445 | ->''"Who's been messing up everything?\ |
446 | It's been Agatha all along!\ |
447 | Who's been pulling every evil string?\ |
448 | It's been Agatha all along!\ |
449 | She's insidious! (Ha-ha!)\ |
450 | So perfidious\ |
451 | That you haven't even noticed\ |
452 | And the pity is (the pity is, pity, pity, pity, pity)\ |
453 | It's too late to fix anything\ |
454 | Now that everything has gone wrong\ |
455 | Thanks to Agatha (Ha!), naughty Agatha\ |
456 | It's been Agatha all along!" [[note]]And I killed Sparky, too! [EvilLaugh][[/note]]'' |
457 | --> ''Agatha All Along'', ''Series/WandaVision'' |
458 | [[/folder]] |
459 | |
460 | [[folder:Music]] |
461 | ->''"When I say he was a monster,\ |
462 | when I set fire to his name,\ |
463 | It does not matter where you hear it from,\ |
464 | whether truth or lies,\ |
465 | It gets said all the same.\ |
466 | Whatever's on the table plays!"'' |
467 | -->-- Music/TheProtomen (Turbo Lover, as [[VideoGame/MegaMan Dr. Wily]]) "The Hounds" |
468 | |
469 | ->''And it's so easy when you're evil\ |
470 | This is the life, you see\ |
471 | The Devil tips his hat to me\ |
472 | I do it all because I'm evil\ |
473 | And I do it all for free\ |
474 | Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need'' |
475 | -->-- Music/{{Voltaire}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo When You're Evil]]" |
476 | |
477 | ->''Eyes like bottles, and hands in my hair\ |
478 | [[BlackEyesOfEvil Bottles of blackness,]] the blacker to spare\ |
479 | I'll sit myself behind that clock and play tunes on its belfry\ |
480 | [[TheChessmaster Five fingers have I, to play them like ten\ |
481 | Ten fingers have I, to play them again]]\ |
482 | In decimal chains called [[ShapeshiftingTrickster mimicry]]\ |
483 | Whose notes will never, never fly\ |
484 | Until they quit those timely tunes,\ |
485 | And enter that system from outside\ |
486 | I am the one you warned me of,\ |
487 | I am the one who'd never, never lie!'' |
488 | -->--Music/BlueOysterCult, "[[Music/{{Imaginos}} I Am the One You Warned Me Of]]" |
489 | |
490 | ->''It's all about the game and how you play it,\ |
491 | It's all about control and if you can take it,\ |
492 | It's all about debt and if you can pay it,\ |
493 | It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.\ |
494 | I am the Game, you don't wanna play me,\ |
495 | I am Control, no way you can change me,\ |
496 | I am Heavy Debt, no way you can pay me,\ |
497 | I am the Pain and I know you can't take me.\ |
498 | Look over your shoulder, ready to run\ |
499 | Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun\ |
500 | I am The Game and I make the rules\ |
501 | So move on out or you can die like a fool.\ |
502 | Trying to figure out what my move's gonna be?\ |
503 | Come over, sucker. Why don't you ask me?\ |
504 | Don't you forget there's a price you can pay,\ |
505 | Cause I am The Game and I want to play.'' |
506 | -->--''Music/{{Motorhead}}'' - [[Wrestling/TripleH The Game]] |
507 | |
508 | ->''You're dressin' all in black\ |
509 | From your front to your back\ |
510 | And all your evil ways\ |
511 | They seem to go on for days\ |
512 | And as a matter of fact\ |
513 | You got one more night before ya\ |
514 | Smash it up, burn it down\ |
515 | Tearing up the underground\ |
516 | You wanna live like a super villain\ |
517 | Back in the line up\ |
518 | Before your time's up\ |
519 | You wanna live like a super villain'' |
520 | -->--'''Powerman 5000''', ''SuperVillain'' |
521 | |
522 | ->''I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie\ |
523 | I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me\ |
524 | Here from my Hollywood tower I rule\ |
525 | I'm a lyin' motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool\ |
526 | The New Morgue's a factory to grease our lies\ |
527 | The machine is hungry, it needs your life\ |
528 | Don't mind the faggots and the ruthless scum\ |
529 | Before we're done, son, we'll make you one\ |
530 | I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!\ |
531 | I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!'' |
532 | -->--'''Music/{{WASP|Band}}''', "Chainsaw Charlie" |
533 | |
534 | ->''There's math and there's dealers and players and killers and ME!\ |
535 | They say that they're winners, okay, well let's see!\ |
536 | You pay or you play, the rules of the trade\ |
537 | The math of the date, the times and the age\ |
538 | What you want, how you like! Aim high man, why not?\ |
539 | [[TitleDrop Sun Moon Stars]] in y'all, each and every all of y'all!'' |
540 | -->--'''Music/{{Gorillaz}}''' (Mos Def, as [[BigBad Sun Moon Stars]]), ''Sweepstakes'' |
541 | |
542 | ->''No one man should have all that power.\ |
543 | The clock's tickin', I just count the hours.\ |
544 | Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power.\ |
545 | [[DrunkWithPower Till then, fuck that, the world's ours.]]'' |
546 | -->--'''Music/KanyeWest''', ''Power'' |
547 | |
548 | ->''The time has come for the world to burn\ |
549 | This time you're all gonna learn\ |
550 | The countless slain scream out in searing pain\ |
551 | Their souls and their ashes are all that remain!'' |
552 | -->-- '''Music/TheMegas''', ''[[Franchise/MegaMan Man On Fire/Heatman]]'' |
553 | |
554 | ->''I am the one, Orgasmatron\ |
555 | The outstretched grasping hand\ |
556 | My image is of agony\ |
557 | My servants rape the land\ |
558 | Obsequious and arrogant\ |
559 | Clandestine and vain\ |
560 | Two thousand years of misery\ |
561 | Of torture in my name\ |
562 | Hypocrisy made paramount\ |
563 | Paranoia, the law\ |
564 | My name is called religion\ |
565 | Sadistic and sacred whore\ |
566 | I twist the truth, I rule the world\ |
567 | My crown is called deceit\ |
568 | I am the emperor of lies\ |
569 | You grovel at my feet\ |
570 | I rob you and I slaughter you\ |
571 | Your downfall is my gain\ |
572 | And still you play the sycophant\ |
573 | And revel in your pain\ |
574 | And all my promises are lies\ |
575 | All my love is hate\ |
576 | I am the politician\ |
577 | And I decide your fate\ |
578 | I march before a martyred world\ |
579 | An army for the fight\ |
580 | I speak of great, heroic days\ |
581 | Of victory and might\ |
582 | I hold a banner drenched in blood\ |
583 | I urge you to be brave\ |
584 | I lead you to your destiny\ |
585 | I lead you to your grave\ |
586 | Your bones will build my palaces\ |
587 | Your eyes will stud my crown\ |
588 | For I am Mars, the God of War\ |
589 | And I will cut you down'' |
590 | -->--Music/{{Motorhead}}, "Orgasmatron" |
591 | |
592 | ->''Guileless son, each day you grow older''\ |
593 | ''Each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold''\ |
594 | ''For the child of my body, the flesh of my soul''\ |
595 | ''Will die in returning the birthright he stole'' |
596 | -->--Music/HeatherDale, "Mordred's Lullaby" |
597 | |
598 | ->''"I fight where God tells me, I never ask why\ |
599 | I've bloodied the Devil with steel from on high\ |
600 | I kill without consequence, heed no man's law\ |
601 | I sift out the righteous like grain from the straw\ |
602 | I am judgment and heaven is nigh"'' |
603 | -->--'''Music/HeatherDale''', "Joan" |
604 | |
605 | ->''Waiting, to put on a {{black shirt}}''\ |
606 | ''Waiting, to weed out the weaklings''\ |
607 | ''Waiting, to smash in their windows and kick in their doors''\ |
608 | ''Waiting, for the {{final solution}}, to strengthen the strain''\ |
609 | ''Waiting, to follow the worms'' |
610 | -->--'''Music/PinkFloyd''', "Waiting For The Worms" |
611 | |
612 | ->''Watch this: our newest release!\ |
613 | The legendary series you missed for years\ |
614 | Comes back, get ready for action!\ |
615 | [[ObviousBeta Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there]]\ |
616 | The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care!\ |
617 | They'll patch it through microtransactions!\ |
618 | \ |
619 | So enjoy your pretty nylon bag\ |
620 | Oh, and boy, stop shitting on our swag!\ |
621 | You're not getting any money back\ |
622 | You knew this was a one-way wacky track!\ |
623 | Just shut up and have your nylon bag!\ |
624 | Coming up with it was real drag!\ |
625 | All proceeds go strictly to [[Franchise/{{Fallout}} Vault-Tec]]\ |
626 | So you're NOT getting your money back!\ |
627 | \ |
628 | It just works, it just works!\ |
629 | Little lies, stunning shows\ |
630 | People buy, money flows, it just works!\ |
631 | It just works, it just works!\ |
632 | Overpriced open worlds\ |
633 | Earnings rise, take my word\ |
634 | It just works!\ |
635 | It just works!\ |
636 | It just works, it just works!'' |
637 | -->--'''[[Creator/{{Bethesda}} Todd Howard]]''', ''Music/TheChalkeaters'', "It Just Works" |
638 | |
639 | ->''Tic tic toc\ |
640 | The time bomb clock\ |
641 | Ticks grinning ear to ear here, baby\ |
642 | Tic tic toc\ |
643 | The time bomb clock\ |
644 | Ticks counting down\ |
645 | Tic tic, stop\ |
646 | You know I speak in riddles\ |
647 | And I'm plotting to destroy\ |
648 | Villain as I always was\ |
649 | Crazy is as crazy does\ |
650 | My sanity's in short supply\ |
651 | Mad as a Hatter, hey surprise!\ |
652 | T-t-t-ticking bomb on the inside\ |
653 | Livin' with the villain pacing in my mind'' |
654 | -->--'''Wild Fire''', "Villain" |
655 | |
656 | ->''If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part\ |
657 | You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art\ |
658 | Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards\ |
659 | The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart\ |
660 | One button's all it takes to set the Earth a-quaking\ |
661 | Or is the world afraid and the planet started shaking?\ |
662 | You'd need tectonic plates to serve the schemes I'm baking\ |
663 | And the menu for today is some world domination'' |
664 | -->-- '''Music/TheStupendium''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prerlxLBbQs&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMprerlxLBbQs&start_radio=1 FIEND LIKE ME | Evil Genius 2 Song!]]" |
665 | |
666 | ->''Maybe you've heard about me,\ |
667 | All in the news today.\ |
668 | I'm kind of legendary in the most destructive way!\ |
669 | I have a secret hideout,\ |
670 | I've got the fancy swords,\ |
671 | I've got a bone to pick with all generic demon lords!\ |
672 | \ |
673 | Open a dictionary,\ |
674 | Turn it to "Mastermind",\ |
675 | You'll see a picture of me with my other bros in line!\ |
676 | I'll burn your village and I\ |
677 | Won't even look behind\ |
678 | I need not be kind\ |
679 | (You know why?)\ |
680 | \ |
681 | I'm the boss,\ |
682 | I'm the boss,\ |
683 | I'm very, very sorry for your loss!\ |
684 | I'm the boss,\ |
685 | I'm the boss,\ |
686 | And just in case I didn't get my point across\ |
687 | I'm the boss!'' |
688 | -->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H841uTdr5S0 I'm the Boss]]", '''Music/BigBadBosses''' |
689 | [[/folder]] |
690 | |
691 | [[folder:Theater]] |
692 | ->You can join the team\ |
693 | Or you can bitch and moan\ |
694 | You can live the dream\ |
695 | Or you can ''die alone''\ |
696 | You can fly with eagles\ |
697 | Or if you prefer\ |
698 | Keep on testing me\ |
699 | ''And end up like'' ''[[HopelessSuitor her!]]''\ |
700 | [...] |
701 | ->''Time for you to prove you're not a lameass anymore!''\ |
702 | Then step into my candy store!\ |
703 | It's my candy store, it's my candy\ |
704 | It's my candy store, it's my candy\ |
705 | It's my candy store, it's my candy ''store!'' |
706 | -->--'''Candy Store''', ''Theatre/{{Heathers}}'' |
707 | |
708 | ->I believe in a cruel God\ |
709 | who has created in in His image\ |
710 | and whom, in hate, I name.\ |
711 | From some vile seed\ |
712 | or base atom I am born.\ |
713 | I am evil because I am a man;\ |
714 | and I feel the primeval slime in me.\ |
715 | Yes! This is my testimony!\ |
716 | [...]\ |
717 | And I believe man to be the sport\ |
718 | of an unjust Fate,\ |
719 | from the germ of the cradle\ |
720 | to the worm of the grave.\ |
721 | After all this mockery comes death.\ |
722 | And then? And then?\ |
723 | Death is Nothingness.\ |
724 | Heaven is an old wives' tale! |
725 | -->-- '''Iago''', ''Theatre/{{Othello}}'' (Opera by Verdi) |
726 | |
727 | ->''"It will all be mine,\ |
728 | Power so divine\ |
729 | I'll tell the sun to shine\ |
730 | On only me!\ |
731 | It will all be mine,\ |
732 | Till the end of time\ |
733 | When this perfect crime\ |
734 | Makes history\ |
735 | Team Rocket! This is our destiny!"'' |
736 | -->-- '''[[BigBad Giovanni]]''', ''Theatre/PokemonLive!'' |
737 | |
738 | ->I love to kick it up a notch\ |
739 | Cuz I'm evil and bad to the bone.\ |
740 | ''[takes a drag]'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Yeah, I'm smoking pot!]]\ |
741 | Looks like Junior is all grown up.\ |
742 | [[ForTheEvulz And I'm having a blast, blowing shit up]] --\ |
743 | I'll kill a million bugs! It's a thrill and a drug\ |
744 | So call me a terrible guy!\ |
745 | I love to kick it up a notch\ |
746 | [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And watch! All! Of! You! DIE!]] ''[EvilLaugh]'' |
747 | -->--'''Junior''', ''Theatre/{{Starship}}'' |
748 | |
749 | ->'''Hook:''' Who's the swiniest swine in the world?\ |
750 | '''Pirates:''' Captain Hook! Captain Hook!\ |
751 | '''Hook:''' Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?\ |
752 | '''Pirates:''' Captain Hook! Captain Hook!\ |
753 | '''Hook:''' Captain of villainy, murder, and loot!\ |
754 | Eager to kill any who says that his hook isn't cute!\ |
755 | '''Smee:''' ''(Cowering)'' It's cute! |
756 | -->--'''Hook's Waltz,''' ''Theatre/PeterPan1954'' |
757 | |
758 | [[/folder]] |
759 | |
760 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
761 | ->''Hell, Hell, Hell has its laws\ |
762 | Hell, Hell, effects and the cause\ |
763 | Curtain falls, but hold your applause\ |
764 | Squirm, squirm, for now down here come the claws!\ |
765 | \ |
766 | Fools, fools, how hard you have fought\ |
767 | Brave, brave, but it's all been for naught\ |
768 | True Souls, that couldn't be bought\ |
769 | Doomed, detected, and caught!\ |
770 | \ |
771 | No more dеals, it's over\ |
772 | The final act, your doom\ |
773 | No more grace, it's over\ |
774 | This House of Hope,\ |
775 | Your tomb!'' |
776 | -->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMo7ugWudCA Raphael's Final Act]]''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII'' |
777 | |
778 | ->''[[IAmSong I am]] the Great Mighty Poo\ |
779 | And I'm going to throw my shit at you!\ |
780 | A huge supply of tish,\ |
781 | comes from my chocolate starfish\ |
782 | How about some scat,\ |
783 | you little twat?'' |
784 | -->-- '''The Great Mighty Poo''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fexAY_t4N8U Sloprano]]", ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'' |
785 | |
786 | ->''Estuans interius\ |
787 | Ira vehementi\ |
788 | Estuans interius\ |
789 | Ira vehementi [[labelnote:translation]] Burning inside, with violent anger[[/labelnote]]\ |
790 | SEPHIROTH!'' |
791 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDD-iYkHBhc One-Winged Angel]], Sephiroth's theme, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' |
792 | |
793 | ->[[FallenHero Like broken angels, wingless, cast from heaven's gates]] [[NobleDemon (Our slumbering demons awake)]]\ |
794 | We [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen only fly when falling, falling far from grace]] [[ThenLetMeBeEvil (Hell take us, heaven can wait)]]\ |
795 | [[LastOfHisKind Our lives]] [[FlingALightIntoTheFuture a message in a bottle cast to sea]] [[SuppressedHistory (Disgraced, untold and unseen)]]\ |
796 | [[TheLastDance Quick to their ends, our candles burn, until we're free]]\ |
797 | |
798 | ->In [[MonochromePast monochrome]] [[TheEpic melodies]], [[TearsOfBlood our tears are painted in red]] [[DrivenToMadness (Bleeding to the edge)]]\ |
799 | [[WhatYouAreInTheDark Deep inside, we're nothing more]] than [[HumansByAnyOtherName scions and sinners]]\ |
800 | In the rain, do light and darkness fade!\ |
801 | Yes, [[EternalRecurrence time circles endlessly]], the hands of fate trained ahead [[YouCantFightFate (Pointing to the edge)]]\ |
802 | All things change, drawn to the flame, to rise from the ashes\ |
803 | [[EndOfAnAge To begin, we first must see the end!]] |
804 | -->-- '''To the Edge''', Theme of [[EvilKnockOff The Warrior of Light]], ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV - Shadowbringers'' |
805 | |
806 | ->''[[UnstoppableRage A mind consumed with fury!]]\ |
807 | [[WrittenByTheWinners Everybody's foolin'! A bribed jury!]]\ |
808 | Trust no one fully! The closest ones could be\ |
809 | [[EtTuBrute The ones who breaks your neck in your sleep! That's how they do it!]]\ |
810 | [[ThenLetMeBeEvil But I got to thank y'all for the lessons!]]\ |
811 | [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Now your messin' with a man whose obsessin' with his vengeance!]]\ |
812 | They better know, they better know what's really at stake!\ |
813 | [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge It's my turn now! Watch me retaliate!]]\ |
814 | \ |
815 | No one can fully understand anyone,\ |
816 | But the backstabber? It's the obvious one!\ |
817 | But infinitely lies, I'm ready! I'm the only one!\ |
818 | Conscious, but not a-bother me like a lonely one!\ |
819 | Nonsense! The most wanted! The most taunted!\ |
820 | Get ready for me! [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Look what y'all started!]]\ |
821 | Think twice if you think you can stop me!\ |
822 | I walk with my hands, y'all still can't catch me!\ |
823 | \ |
824 | The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\ |
825 | Become the king of the kingdom over here!\ |
826 | Do it how you want it, however you like it!\ |
827 | This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!\ |
828 | The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\ |
829 | Become the king of the kingdom over here!\ |
830 | Do it how you want it, however you like it!\ |
831 | This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!\ |
832 | \ |
833 | [[CastingAShadow Live in darkness! Pitch black, stallin'!]]\ |
834 | [[GoMadFromTheIsolation Feel heartless! My mind's darkened!]]\ |
835 | [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge My purpose is to get my target]]\ |
836 | [[GottaKillEmAll Until I check everyone off my list!]]\ |
837 | [[BewareTheSillyOnes But somehow, this is like a circus!]]\ |
838 | [[{{Troll}} I'm clownin' all of y'all good, at my service!]]\ |
839 | [[TakeOverTheCity Please get ready for some disturbance,]]\ |
840 | [[LaserGuidedKarma But this is what you get for your purchase!]]\ |
841 | \ |
842 | [[Really700YearsOld I came with an ancient heart of darkness!]]\ |
843 | [[JustBetweenYouAndMe Now there's nobody else, just us!]]\ |
844 | [[DuelToTheDeath Either do or die, it's the real toughness!]]\ |
845 | [[ThenLetMeBeEvil Feel the wrath of an outlaw locked up!]]\ |
846 | \ |
847 | The path to chaos begins here, so come here!\ |
848 | Become the king of the kingdom over here!\ |
849 | Do it how you want it, however you like it!\ |
850 | This is the-This is the-This is the place to be!'' |
851 | -->-- '''"Conditioned to Hate"''', battle theme, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV: Episode Ardyn'' |
852 | |
853 | ->''Now that you have seen my return\ |
854 | And witnessed this reality burn\ |
855 | There's just one thing you should know (Don't you wish you knew the mystery?)\ |
856 | You're just a player in my show\ |
857 | And everything you ever thought was true\ |
858 | Was just part of the play I made for you\ |
859 | Isn't it horrible?\ |
860 | My prize is in sight, you continue to fight\ |
861 | You're adorable\ |
862 | So adorable\ |
863 | Oh, so adorable\ |
864 | So adorable...'' |
865 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG0NebFbqi0 "Queen's Anthem"]], The Cube Queen's theme, ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' |
866 | |
867 | ->Oh look! What clever children!\ |
868 | See them study, watch them learn!\ |
869 | How I HATE those goody-goodies!\ |
870 | How it makes my stomach turn! |
871 | |
872 | ->I've got a ''little'' secret,\ |
873 | That'll really make 'em cry!\ |
874 | It's a NASTY kind of magic,\ |
875 | From a special, kind of guy! |
876 | -->--''VideoGame/IMMeen'' |
877 | |
878 | ->''Red sun\ |
879 | Red sun over paradise\ |
880 | Red sun\ |
881 | Red sun over paradise'' |
882 | |
883 | ->''Golden rays of the glorious sunshine\ |
884 | Settling down, such a blood red-light\ |
885 | Now the animals slowly retreat\ |
886 | To the shadows, out of sight\ |
887 | Arid breeze blows across the mountains\ |
888 | Giving flight to the birds of prey\ |
889 | In the distance, machines come\ |
890 | To transform Eden, day by day'' |
891 | |
892 | ->''[[ThePowerOfLove Only love is with us now]]\ |
893 | [[PureIsNotGood Something warm and pure]]\ |
894 | [[WarForFunAndProfit Find the peace within ourselves\ |
895 | No need for a cure]]'' |
896 | |
897 | ->''[[WarIsGlorious When the wind is slow and the fire's hot]]\ |
898 | [[BloodKnight The vulture waits to see what rots]]\ |
899 | [[{{Sadist}} Oh, how pretty, all the scenery]]\ |
900 | [[AppealToInherentNature This is nature's sacrifice!]]\ |
901 | When the air blows through with a brisk attack\ |
902 | The reptile tail ripped from its back\ |
903 | When the sun sets, we will not forget\ |
904 | The red sun over paradise!'' |
905 | -->-- '''"Red Sun"''', theme of Sundowner, ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' |
906 | |
907 | ->''The unenlightened masses\ |
908 | They cannot make the judgement call\ |
909 | [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill Give up free will forever]]\ |
910 | Their voices won't be heard at all!\ |
911 | Displayed obedience\ |
912 | While never stepping out of line\ |
913 | And gladly swear allegiance\ |
914 | [[MyCountryRightOrWrong Let your country control your mind]]!\ |
915 | (Let your country control your soul!)'' |
916 | |
917 | ->''[[IgnoranceIsBliss Live in ignorance]] and [[BreadAndCircuses purchase your happiness]]\ |
918 | When blood and sweat is the real cost\ |
919 | Thinking ceases, the truth is lost!\ |
920 | Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do\ |
921 | I give my people the lives they need\ |
922 | The righteous will succeed!'' |
923 | |
924 | ->''The fires of greed will [[TheSocialDarwinist burn the weak!]]\ |
925 | So we'll make freedom obsolete!\ |
926 | Making whole the fabric of society!\ |
927 | Collective consciousness controlled as you'll see!'' |
928 | -->-- '''"Collective Consciousness"''', theme of [[spoiler:Senator Armstrong and Metal Gear EXCELSUS]], ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' |
929 | |
930 | ->''Sneaky, sly, and shifty, let me introduce myself\ |
931 | I'm the doctor they call Strangeglove, a hazard to your health\ |
932 | I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes\ |
933 | And [[ReforgedIntoAMinion Glump]] your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines!'' |
934 | -->-- [[https://youtu.be/Mhtwirqe6Lc "The Doctor Will See You Now"]], Dr. Strangeglove's theme, ''VideoGame/MoshiMonsters'' |
935 | |
936 | ->''"Look at me, still talking [[ForScience when there's science to do]]\ |
937 | When I look out there [[{{Sadist}} it makes me glad I'm not you]]\ |
938 | I've experiments to run, there is research to be done\ |
939 | On the people who are\ |
940 | [[TitleDrop Still alive]]\ |
941 | [[OhCrap And believe me I am]]\ |
942 | Still alive\ |
943 | I'm doing science and I'm\ |
944 | Still alive\ |
945 | I feel fantastic and I'm\ |
946 | Still alive\ |
947 | While you're dying I'll be\ |
948 | Still alive\ |
949 | And when you're dead I will be\ |
950 | Still alive\ |
951 | Still alive\ |
952 | '''''[[LastNoteNightmare Still alive...]]'''''"'' |
953 | -->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''Videogame/Portal1'' |
954 | |
955 | ->''They call me sick,\ |
956 | Obsessed, a madman with no proof!\ |
957 | I'll give the monster's\ |
958 | Life a use!\ |
959 | Awaken my brood! Today you will rise!\ |
960 | I've given you life, my Lusus Naturae!\ |
961 | Open your eyes!'' |
962 | -->-- '''Lusus Naturae''', Dr Merlot's ImageSong, ''Videogame/RWBYGrimmEclipse'' |
963 | |
964 | ->''The story begins with who's gonna win\ |
965 | Knowin' the danger that lies within\ |
966 | Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart\ |
967 | Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life!\ |
968 | I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\ |
969 | [[EvilGenius I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!]]\ |
970 | I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\ |
971 | I am the Eggman, [[EvilPlan with the master plan!]]\ |
972 | I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go!\ |
973 | They're perfect in every way!\ |
974 | I'd love to destroy [[ArchEnemy the blue one you know]]\ |
975 | [[SpannerInTheWorks He's an obstacle that always gets in my way!]]\ |
976 | I must play this game by my rules!\ |
977 | I will conquer the world with my tools!\ |
978 | All my machines are made for destruction!\ |
979 | I will build [[TheEmpire my empire]]!\ |
980 | I will succeed and you will see!\ |
981 | With my machines, [[AttackAttackAttack there is no retreat]]!\ |
982 | I am the Eggman, that's what I am\ |
983 | I am the Eggman, I got the master plan\ |
984 | I am the Eggman, that's what I am\ |
985 | I am the Eggman, I got the master plan\ |
986 | [[CardCarryingVillain I am the enemy]], I will succeed!\ |
987 | My mission, yeah, I must complete!\ |
988 | My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!\ |
989 | If you ask me again, I'll show you the same!\ |
990 | I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\ |
991 | I am the Eggman, I got the master plan!\ |
992 | I am the Eggman, that's what I am!\ |
993 | I am the Eggman, with the master, master plan!\ |
994 | I am the Eggman!'' |
995 | -->-- '''E.G.G.M.A.N.''', Doctor Eggman's theme, ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
996 | |
997 | ->''You know, [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt every world will have its end (have its end)]]\ |
998 | [[ThisIsTheFinalBattle I'm here to prove it all to you!]]\ |
999 | [[TheDogWasTheMastermind I am who you don't think I am (think I am)]]\ |
1000 | [[UnwittingPawn All wrapped up]] in my {{evil plan}}!\ |
1001 | I can taste the day (taste the day)\ |
1002 | Savor night (savor night)\ |
1003 | [[TheArchmage Spells beyond you]] [[EvilSorcerer as I watch you crawl!]]\ |
1004 | [[WhoDares Do you dare to fight (dare to fight)]]\ |
1005 | [[CardCarryingVillain Evil's might]] ([[EvilIsBigger evil's might]])\ |
1006 | [[BadassBoast I'll be the last one standing in a flash of light!]]\ |
1007 | My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity\ |
1008 | [[NothingCanStopUsNow You think (you think) that you have power over me?]]\ |
1009 | [[NotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!]]\ |
1010 | So [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou turn away or face this day with me]]! (Face the day with me!)\ |
1011 | '''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)''\ |
1012 | |
1013 | ->''You know, every world will have its test ([[TimeCrash have its test]])\ |
1014 | [[IDidWhatIHadToDo Don't blame]] [[ImmortalitySeeker for what]] [[AntiVillain I have become!]]\ |
1015 | [[WeAreAsMayflies You know, every world will come to end (come to end)]]\ |
1016 | [[YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive And I'll create your final rest!]]\ |
1017 | I can taste the day (taste the day)\ |
1018 | Savor night (savor night)\ |
1019 | Scream your dreams as you dare to fight\ |
1020 | Dare to fight!\ |
1021 | My eyes (my eyes) are full of curiosity\ |
1022 | You think (you think) that you have power over me?\ |
1023 | In this world (this world), there's no room for you and me!\ |
1024 | So [[GetOut turn]] [[RunOrDie away]] or face this day with me! (Face the day with me!)\ |
1025 | '''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)\ |
1026 | '''With me!''' (Face the day with me!)\ |
1027 | '''With me!''''' |
1028 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TxnuOia5w "With Me"]], [[spoiler:Merlina's [[BossRemix battle theme]] as [[FinalBoss the Dark Queen]]]], ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight'' |
1029 | |
1030 | ->''When everything you know has come and gone\ |
1031 | (You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)\ |
1032 | [[ThatManIsDead Only scars remain of who I was]]\ |
1033 | (What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire)\ |
1034 | When there's no one left to carry on\ |
1035 | ([[MasterOfIllusion This is an illusion]], open up your eyes and)\ |
1036 | This pain persists, I can't resist\ |
1037 | But that's what it takes to be {{Infinite}}!''\ |
1038 | |
1039 | ->''So look around you and tell me what you really see\ |
1040 | [[BadassBoast I never end and that's the difference in you and me]]\ |
1041 | 'Cause when your time is up and everything is falling down\ |
1042 | It's only me and you, [[NothingCanStopUsNow who is gonna save you now?]]\ |
1043 | So look around you and tell me what you really see\ |
1044 | You live a lie and that's the difference in you and me\ |
1045 | I have the power, let me show you what it's all about\ |
1046 | It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?'' |
1047 | -->-- '''Infinite's theme''', ''VideoGame/SonicForces'' |
1048 | |
1049 | ->''Nice to meat ya, now I'm here to beat ya!\ |
1050 | With full force, mess up your facial features!\ |
1051 | Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all ya Little Caesars!\ |
1052 | All y'all stuff ya face with is pizza, pizza!\ |
1053 | Crack like a hard-boiled egg on Easter, Easter!\ |
1054 | See these muscles on me, [[BadassBoast I could beat your teacher!]]\ |
1055 | I'll defeat [[RankScalesWithAsskicking Leonardo]], y'all become the weakest!\ |
1056 | I take off all'a ya masks and dismantle your features!\ |
1057 | Shredder! [[CardCarryingVillain I cross the line like a letter!]]\ |
1058 | Smash all'a you turtles, put you back together!\ |
1059 | Indeed, I squish turtles like a tight girdle!\ |
1060 | Any obstacle, I'll clear it like a high hurdle!\ |
1061 | [[PretenderDiss My stomach cringes for all you fake ninjas!]]\ |
1062 | Fightin' you with awareness, show you what revenge is!\ |
1063 | Diabolical moves strike with mad vengeance!\ |
1064 | Ask Splinter, [[PrepareToDie he knows I'm comin' with bad intentions!]]'' |
1065 | -->-- First verse of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AeHzp11cwU "We Ain't Came to Lose"]], Shredder's theme, ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesShreddersRevenge'' |
1066 | |
1067 | ->"♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga Clan! Our master is the strongest—he's got a secret plan!♪\ |
1068 | ♪[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild His fall from sand to darkness did bring him to the Depths.]] [[NotQuiteDead But did he waver? Never!]] He into action leapt.♪\ |
1069 | ♪The Yiga Clan then followed, hearts fiery and true. We'll soon raise up our weapon, revived by stone of blue.♪\ |
1070 | ♪In the dark we dwell now, [[TitleDrop we covert clumps of earth.]] Soon we'll rise to take Hyrule for everything it's worth.♪\ |
1071 | ♪Glory to Kohga and the mighty Yiga clan! The earth itself will tremble—our ascension is at hand!♪'' |
1072 | -->-- '''Yiga Clan Anthem of the Depths: We Clumps of Earth''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom'' |
1073 | |
1074 | [[/folder]] |
1075 | |
1076 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
1077 | ->''You seem impressed with what you've shown''\ |
1078 | ''But I don't find it that compelling''\ |
1079 | ''You've sung my praise, but not your own''\ |
1080 | ''And well, I think that's pretty telling''\ |
1081 | ''But while we're on the subject of''\ |
1082 | ''How I'm superb and leagues above''\ |
1083 | ''You''\ |
1084 | ''Ought to know I'm number one!''\ |
1085 | ''I know that might be hard to swallow''\ |
1086 | ''(La La La La!)''\ |
1087 | ''This hurts you just as much as me''\ |
1088 | ''(Oooh...)''\ |
1089 | ''But when this song is sung then you and I'll know''\ |
1090 | ''That you're just a nobody!'' |
1091 | -->-- '''"Better Than You"''', ''WebAnimation/CampCamp'', "Cult Camp" |
1092 | |
1093 | ->''Hey, why not come on down''\ |
1094 | ''To the best club in this town''\ |
1095 | ''[[CargoCult The Box Club]]''\ |
1096 | ''Your one stop''\ |
1097 | ''For cardboard all around''\ |
1098 | ''A structure made so perfectly''\ |
1099 | ''Every sides at 90 degrees''\ |
1100 | ''Join and worship the box for all eternity''\ |
1101 | ''There’s zero price''\ |
1102 | ''Just paradise''\ |
1103 | ''[[HumanSacrifice And the odd sacrifice]]''\ |
1104 | ''Our activities have all the spice''\ |
1105 | ''We’re sure they will entice''\ |
1106 | ''Box sledding''\ |
1107 | ''Box building''\ |
1108 | ''Box throw, steal, and worship''\ |
1109 | ''We just want to spread the glory and happiness of boxes''\ |
1110 | ''And ultimately…''\ |
1111 | '''[[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment WE CRUSADE FOR THE DAY]]''' '''[[ArtifactOfDoom THE GOD BOX]]''' '''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt IS OPENED, AND FROM ITS DIVINE PACKAGING, JUDGEMENT DAY WILL DESCEND AND FINALLY TAKE US TO A NEW PARADISE…]]'''\ |
1112 | ''[[MoodWhiplash So hopefully you get our plight]]''\ |
1113 | ''Cuz we’re running low on stuff to write''\ |
1114 | ''This academy needs us''\ |
1115 | ''Cause…'' [[BlatantLies we’re definitely in the top 10, yes.]]\ |
1116 | And we’ll give everyone a free box, too!\ |
1117 | And I guess what we’re basically saying is\ |
1118 | ''Oh please''\ |
1119 | ''Oh please''\ |
1120 | ''No please''\ |
1121 | ''No please!''\ |
1122 | NO PLEASE!\ |
1123 | ''Please don’t let us''\ |
1124 | ''Shut dowwwwwwwwwwwn!'' |
1125 | -->-- '''The Box Club Leader''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', [[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersMarioGoesToCollege "Mario Goes To College"]] |
1126 | |
1127 | ->My dear friends!\ |
1128 | TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape?\ |
1129 | C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan!\ |
1130 | Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles (little Mr. Puzzles!)\ |
1131 | Now, cut to him having no friends\ |
1132 | It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy!)\ |
1133 | So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)\ |
1134 | I was obsessed\ |
1135 | I couldn't stop,\ |
1136 | I wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that exists!\ |
1137 | (So he made a decision to get into television!)\ |
1138 | I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE! (ooh, ooh, ooh-wah!)\ |
1139 | "Patience is a virtue," (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)\ |
1140 | "Good things come to those who wait!"\ |
1141 | Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)\ |
1142 | I'll do anything it takes!\ |
1143 | (Are you ready for trouble?)\ |
1144 | Got ya binge-watching!\ |
1145 | (You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)\ |
1146 | You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~)\ |
1147 | You and your friends will look fantastic!\ |
1148 | (The red carpet is rolled out!)\ |
1149 | Come and get your tickets!\ |
1150 | (Before they're all sold out)\ |
1151 | Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five\ |
1152 | I get creative control of your real... LIFE!!\ |
1153 | HMHMHMHAHAHAHA!!!\ |
1154 | Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption;\ |
1155 | The following message goes out to the stars of our show: the [=SMG4=] crew!\ |
1156 | (And we're rolling, let's go.)\ |
1157 | You wanna know why I chose you?\ |
1158 | You wanna know why I chose YOU?\ |
1159 | 'Cuz you're the STUPIDEST SHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!\ |
1160 | And if I can make you entertaining, I can do ANYTHING!\ |
1161 | HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!\ |
1162 | (Are you ready for trouble?)\ |
1163 | Got ya binge-watching!\ |
1164 | (You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)\ |
1165 | You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic!\ |
1166 | You and your friends will look FANTASTIC!\ |
1167 | (The red carpet is rolled out!)\ |
1168 | COME and get your tickets!\ |
1169 | (Before they're all sold out!)\ |
1170 | Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five!\ |
1171 | I get creative control of your real...\ |
1172 | LIFE!\ |
1173 | Grab a seat and let's seal the deal!\ |
1174 | When those gorgeous stars hit five,\ |
1175 | I get creative control of your real...\ |
1176 | LIFE!!\ |
1177 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!\ |
1178 | and, scene! |
1179 | -->-- '''Mr. Puzzles''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "WebAnimation/SMG4MoviePuzzlevision" |
1180 | [[/folder]] |
1181 | |
1182 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
1183 | ->''[[YoureInsane Am I insane?]]''\ |
1184 | ''[[MoralEventHorizon Have I crossed the line?]]''\ |
1185 | ''Well, that's a good question! Let me ask your friends!''\ |
1186 | ''OH WAIT, I MURDERED THEM!!'' |
1187 | -->--'''[[TomTheDarkLord Melvin]]''', from the ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' FanVid: |
1188 | |
1189 | ->P is for priceless, [[OhCrap the look upon your faces]]\ |
1190 | E is for extinction, [[OmnicidalManiac all your puny races]]\ |
1191 | R for ''rrrevolution'', [[DoNotAdjustYourSet which will be televised]]\ |
1192 | F is for [[PrecisionFStrike how f**ked]] you are, now allow me to repriiiise!\ |
1193 | E is for [[CloudCuckoolander eccentric]], just listen to my song\ |
1194 | C is for completion that I’ve waited for so long\ |
1195 | T is for [[TheDreaded the terror upon you I’ll bestow]]\ |
1196 | [''chuckles''] My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say...hello. |
1197 | -->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
1198 | |
1199 | ->''And so I'll cut you up\ |
1200 | [[GrandTheftMe and wear you like a suit]].\ |
1201 | Tear the flesh right off your bones,\ |
1202 | make an outfit of my own,\ |
1203 | and oh I'll look so [[CuteAndPsycho gosh-darn cute]]!\ |
1204 | And once I'm in your shredded skin,\ |
1205 | [[BecomeARealBoy there ain't nothing that this puppet can't do]].\ |
1206 | I'm gonna make one hell of a me...\ |
1207 | out of the pieces of you!'' |
1208 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Concupiscence “Connie” [=McNasty=]]]''', ''WebVideo/PuppetHistory'' |
1209 | |
1210 | ->''Well, birds gotta sing\ |
1211 | Bells gotta ring\ |
1212 | [[{{Greed}} And I need everything in the world!]] (What?)\ |
1213 | Some of the stuff\ |
1214 | Just isn't enough\ |
1215 | No, I need everything in the world!\ |
1216 | [[LackOfEmpathy You might believe that it's tragic]] (That's one word for it…)\ |
1217 | That so many innocents have to die\ |
1218 | So I can get hold of the magic (You got problems, Jack...)\ |
1219 | But look at me, what a good boy am I!\ |
1220 | I deserve the whole world\ |
1221 | So don't give me sass\ |
1222 | I'll find [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfPinocchio that wooden puppet]]\ |
1223 | And chop off his—! [[CurseCutShort (Jack!)]]\ |
1224 | Ya gotta think big\ |
1225 | If you wanna win\ |
1226 | So you kill a few people\ |
1227 | Is that such a sin? (Obviously!)\ |
1228 | [[BlatantLies I never had much growin' up]] (Oh, my God…)\ |
1229 | We were scraping by, on our bakery pie\ |
1230 | [[UngratefulBastard Only millions to live on]] (Uh, what?)\ |
1231 | [[FirstWorldProblems Can you imagine only millions to live on]]\ |
1232 | [[DrivenByEnvy When some people had billions!]] (Agh, gimme a break, Jack!)\ |
1233 | I knew then and there\ |
1234 | I had to make things fair\ |
1235 | And all I had to do\ |
1236 | [[CardCarryingVillain Was be a jerk]] (Jack…)\ |
1237 | A complete piece of !@#$% (My God…)\ |
1238 | (Jack?)\ |
1239 | (Can we talk about this?)\ |
1240 | (We really don't need to…)\ |
1241 | (You don't have to kill people!)\ |
1242 | (Augh! Stop scatting!)\ |
1243 | I want everything!\ |
1244 | I want everything!\ |
1245 | I want everything!\ |
1246 | In the whole dang world!\ |
1247 | I want\ |
1248 | Everything, everything, everything, everything!\ |
1249 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!\ |
1250 | (You're going to hell, Jack.)\ |
1251 | [[AtLeastIAdmitIt Oh, I know!]]'' |
1252 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish Jack Horner]]''' (and the Ethical Bug), [[https://youtu.be/UHJEoCrK56o?feature=shared "Jack Horner's Song"]] by '''Creator/KevinTemmer''' |
1253 | [[/folder]] |
1254 | |
1255 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
1256 | ->''Quiet, crawl through the in-between''\ |
1257 | ''Silent, secretive feeling of''\ |
1258 | ''Fearsome, hatred that reaches the skies...''\ |
1259 | ''You will bring joy to the Nowhere King''\ |
1260 | ''When he sees the light leaving your eyes...'' |
1261 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Centaurworld}}'' |
1262 | |
1263 | ->We are [[EvilOverlord the Lord of Nightmares']] troops\ |
1264 | Feared and revered by [[AlwaysLawfulGood Wuts and Noops]]!\ |
1265 | Enemy armies always turn and flee\ |
1266 | From Urpneys! |
1267 | -->-- '''"War Song of the Urpneys"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheDreamstone'' |
1268 | |
1269 | ->'''[[Creator/KelseyGrammer Sideshow Bob]]:''' ''[sings]'' [[Theatre/MyFairLady I've... grown accustomed to his face,]]\ |
1270 | And dreams of [[EyeScream gouging out his eyes]].\ |
1271 | I've grown accustomed to my hate,\ |
1272 | My plans to lacerate,\ |
1273 | [[{{Foreshadowing}} To]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI disembowel,]]\ |
1274 | [[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming To hear him howl.]]\ |
1275 | \ |
1276 | [[TitleDrop The very reason that I live]]\ |
1277 | [[EvilPlan Is plotting how to watch him die.]]\ |
1278 | \ |
1279 | '''Homer:''' ''[bangs on the wall from the other room]'' Bart! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!]]\ |
1280 | \ |
1281 | '''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[continues singing]'' I know this chubby scalawag\ |
1282 | Has made my life a living hell.\ |
1283 | [[{{Foreshadowing}} Surely, if I]] [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS27E5TreehouseOfHorrorXXVI drank his blood]],\ |
1284 | I'd be at peace... [[VictoryIsBoring but, well...]]\ |
1285 | \ |
1286 | '''Bart:''' ''[[[LetsDuet removes the duct tape from his mouth and sings]]]'' You've grown accustomed to my face?\ |
1287 | \ |
1288 | '''Sideshow Bob:''' [[SubvertedTrope This isn't a duet.]]\ |
1289 | '''Bart:''' Sorry. ''[puts the tape back on his mouth]''\ |
1290 | \ |
1291 | '''Sideshow Bob:''' I've grown accustomed to your fear,\ |
1292 | Accustomed to {{revenge}},\ |
1293 | [[FriendlyEnemy Accustomed to...your...face.]] |
1294 | -->-- '''"The Very Reason That I Live"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E6TheGreatLouseDetective The Great Louse Detective]]" |
1295 | |
1296 | ->'''[[EvilOverlord Lord Dominator]]:''' I'm not the DamselInDistress.\ |
1297 | [[DefiedTrope I'm not]] your [[UnholyMatrimony girlfriend]] or the frightened princess.\ |
1298 | I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.\ |
1299 | Nope... [[CardCarryingVillain I'm the bad guy]]!\ |
1300 | [[EvilerThanThou All these former villains that you see]]\ |
1301 | [[KneelBeforeZod Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me]]\ |
1302 | So I'm not your [[VillainTeamUp teammate or your partner in crime]]!\ |
1303 | What am I, boys?\ |
1304 | '''All the villains:''' [She's the bad guy!]\ |
1305 | '''Lord Dominator:''' Oh, it's magic!\ |
1306 | To watch a planet\ |
1307 | [[ApocalypseHow Shrivel up and die]]!\ |
1308 | Oh, it's thrillin',\ |
1309 | [[EvilFeelsGood To be a villain]]!\ |
1310 | I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry,\ |
1311 | [[EvilSoundsDeep Cause I'm the Bad Guy!]]\ |
1312 | [...]\ |
1313 | Oh, ain't it fantastic?\ |
1314 | [[AxCrazy I see something, I blast it]]!\ |
1315 | And let me tell you why...\ |
1316 | I always had a weakness\ |
1317 | For barrenness and bleakness,\ |
1318 | [[HopeCrusher I crush all your hopes]] and then I watch you cry!\ |
1319 | [[ItAmusedMe See, I find this business rather fun,]]\ |
1320 | I don't want [[TheHero your]] assistance or [[BigBadWannabe your]] adulation,\ |
1321 | [[OmnicidalManiac I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid you bye-bye!]]\ |
1322 | Why? ({{Beat}}) COME ON, GUESS!\ |
1323 | '''Wander and Hater:''' [...Cause you're the bad guy?]\ |
1324 | '''Lord Dominator:''' Or, well, [[SheIsTheKing girl]]. (EvilLaugh) |
1325 | -->-- '''Lord Dominator''', ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'' |
1326 | |
1327 | ->''The worlds can be one together,\ |
1328 | Cosmos without hatred\ |
1329 | Stars like diamonds in your eyes,\ |
1330 | The ground can be space (space, space, space...),\ |
1331 | With feet marching towards a peaceful sky.\ |
1332 | All the Moonmen want things their way,\ |
1333 | [[FinalSolution But we make sure they see the sun.]]\ |
1334 | Goodbye, Moonmen\ |
1335 | We say goodbye, Moonmen\ |
1336 | Goodbye, Moonmen\ |
1337 | Goodbye, Moonmen\ |
1338 | Oh, goodbye...'' |
1339 | -->-- '''Fart''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' |
1340 | |
1341 | ->''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Today's just so wonderful]],\ |
1342 | [[EvilLaugh I feel like chuckling (ha ha ha)]]\ |
1343 | I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling;\ |
1344 | [[NightmareFetishist full of tarantulas]]\ |
1345 | And now that I'm here, tonight,\ |
1346 | [[RealityIsOutToLunch It's gonna get weird!]]\ |
1347 | Ah-ha-ha-ha!\ |
1348 | Look at these creatures,\ |
1349 | [[MixAndMatchCritters Not enough features]]\ |
1350 | Cats should breath fire,\ |
1351 | Bears should sing choir!\ |
1352 | (Choir of bears)\ |
1353 | Very nice!\ |
1354 | Look at this tower under my power\ |
1355 | Look at these people,\ |
1356 | [[PunyEarthlings puny and feeble!]]\ |
1357 | (Ooooooo hoooo!)\ |
1358 | Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you\ |
1359 | From the delusions [[BombThrowingAnarchist society gave you]]\ |
1360 | [[GravityIsOnlyATheory Gravity's a lie]]\ |
1361 | And [[AlienSky so is the sky]]\ |
1362 | Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!\ |
1363 | Look at this money\ |
1364 | Who's that, honey?\ |
1365 | [[BeenThereShapedHistory Look throughout history]],\ |
1366 | How could you miss me?\ |
1367 | ([[SigilSpam Seriously, I'm all over the place]])\ |
1368 | Look at this weather,\ |
1369 | I could do better\ |
1370 | [[FictionalColour Mandelbrot rainbows,]]\ |
1371 | [[HostileWeather Screaming tornadoes!]]\ |
1372 | Look at this loser,\ |
1373 | drinking coffee...\ |
1374 | [[EvilIsPetty Now it's decaf! (Mwahahahaha!)]]\ |
1375 | Look at these people,\ |
1376 | Calling me evil,\ |
1377 | Right back at you,\ |
1378 | [[TakenForGranite Now you're all statues!]]\ |
1379 | Now everything you know has disappeared,\ |
1380 | It's gonna get weird...'' |
1381 | -->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''cut song from'' ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' |
1382 | |
1383 | ->'''Cozy Glow:''' It's time to try a better way to be bad!\ |
1384 | '''Tirek and Chrysalis:''' Do we really need a better way to be bad? |
1385 | -->--''Better Way to be Bad,'' ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic |
1386 | |
1387 | ->''You've been lookin' for some trouble\ |
1388 | Why should I be so humble?\ |
1389 | Is that the way you thank me?\ |
1390 | I'm the one who created this whole thing\ |
1391 | \ |
1392 | I'm the swamp that made you,\ |
1393 | Now I'm the swamp that take you!\ |
1394 | You left me, should've stayed, babe\ |
1395 | You know, you never should've disobeyed!'' |
1396 | -->--"The Bog Lady", ''WesternAnimation/IHeartArlo'' |
1397 | |
1398 | [[/folder]] |
1399 | |
1400 | [[folder:Other]] |
1401 | -> Eat away everything in the world!\ |
1402 | [[ExtremeOmnivore It will be a neverending supper!]]\ |
1403 | [[ToServeMan Now let's begin the process of cooking those poor invaders]]\ |
1404 | Who've wandered into our territory\ |
1405 | Suck and chew down all the spite and malice!\ |
1406 | It will be a neverending nightmare!\ |
1407 | [[ArtifactOfDoom What has been filled up, her cracked glasses]]\ |
1408 | [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Is the dark red blood]] |
1409 | |
1410 | ->Eventually the end will come, but until that final day\ |
1411 | Let's keep partying, shall we?\ |
1412 | Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! |
1413 | -->-- '''[[CreepyTwins The Servants]]''' and '''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Master of the Graveyard]]''', "Master of the Graveyard", ''Music/EvilliousChronicles'' |
1414 | |
1415 | ->All day\ |
1416 | All night\ |
1417 | I've been [[EvilFeelsGood thinkin' why feelin' wrong feels so right]]\ |
1418 | And I know\ |
1419 | Yeah I try\ |
1420 | To [[HeelFaceTurn turn myself around]] [[RedemptionRejection but I know what I like]]\ |
1421 | |
1422 | ->[[FauxAffablyEvil I ain't nice]]\ |
1423 | No I'm [[JerkAss quite a dick]]\ |
1424 | I'm the [[CardCarryingVillain bad guy]] who's [[AllergicToEvil makin' you sick]]\ |
1425 | It's easy for me\ |
1426 | I've got no shame\ |
1427 | I'm in it for the [[EvilPaysBetter money]] and [[VillainCred fame]]\ |
1428 | |
1429 | ->Everybody wants to be like me\ |
1430 | The villain is the one that you came to see\ |
1431 | Sick of all the good guys savin' the day\ |
1432 | 'Cause the villain always wins when the hero's away |
1433 | -->--'''Theory of a Deadman''', ''Villain'' |
1434 | |
1435 | ->Five, six, seven, eight!\ |
1436 | From the head to the leg! I'm the man! I'm the egg!\ |
1437 | I'm a genius! I'm quick! I make Badniks!\ |
1438 | Motobug, Chopper, Buzzbomber, Crabmeat!\ |
1439 | Newtron too! I sad their names to the beat!\ |
1440 | My mustache is most flash! I'm evil as heck!\ |
1441 | I've been very wrong! Now I'm here in my mech!\ |
1442 | Gonna take down Sonic! Gonna get him with my mech!\ |
1443 | Gonna rule the world with all my Badniks!\ |
1444 | Gonna hit some pencils! Hit Sonic! Oh yes!\ |
1445 | Hit a coffee cup, spill it on the desk!\ |
1446 | Gonna knock down Sonic and Sonic and Sonic!\ |
1447 | Gonna hit a laptop that's got Sonic on it!\ |
1448 | Some people call me evil! Call me vile! Call me pest!\ |
1449 | You can call me "Doc"! Dr. Eggman! I'm the best! |
1450 | -->--'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Eggman]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_GEOH1scCY Lego Eggman Rap]]" |
1451 | |
1452 | -> [[ChainedToARailway Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks]]\ |
1453 | [[DastardlyWhiplash I twirl my mustache]] and laugh my EvilLaugh\ |
1454 | I [[RightHandCat stroke my cat]] and then I steeple my hands\ |
1455 | [[JustBetweenYouAndMe You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans]]\ |
1456 | Now just lie still and die while I try to decide\ |
1457 | What bad guy line applies to my [[EvilGloating diatribe]]\ |
1458 | \ |
1459 | How 'bout [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"]]\ |
1460 | Or maybe [[Film/SupermanII "Kneel before Zod"]] or [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi "Give yourself to The Dark Side"]]\ |
1461 | [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan "From Hell's heart I stab at thee"]]\ |
1462 | Or [[Film/Batman1989 "Wait until they get a load of me"]]\ |
1463 | How 'bout [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall]]\ |
1464 | [[Literature/SnowWhite Who's the fairest of them all?"]]\ |
1465 | \ |
1466 | [Mwahahahaha!]\ |
1467 | \ |
1468 | [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Fools! None may challenge the will of Doom!]]\ |
1469 | [[Film/TheWizardOfOz I'll get you, my pretty,]] AndYourLittleDogToo!\ |
1470 | [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Revenge is a dish best served cold]]\ |
1471 | [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} I did it twenty minutes ago]]\ |
1472 | [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Take whatever booty you can find But remember: the Beast is mine!]]\ |
1473 | [[Film/DieHard I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite]]\ |
1474 | [[Film/Batman1989 Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]\ |
1475 | [[Film/TheGodfather Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!]]\ |
1476 | [[Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves And call off Christmas!]] Curses, foiled again!\ |
1477 | He Who Fights And Runs Away\ |
1478 | Lives to fight another day\ |
1479 | \ |
1480 | [Mwahahahaha!!!!]\ |
1481 | \ |
1482 | Should I say [[Film/BatmanForever "Riddle me this"]] or [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland "Off with their heads!"?]]\ |
1483 | [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated]]\ |
1484 | Now while you hang there and consider your fate,\ |
1485 | Should I say [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Release the hounds!"]] or just say [[Series/DoctorWho "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"]]?\ |
1486 | I have something to say\ |
1487 | It's better to burn out than to fade away\ |
1488 | [[Film/TheDarkKnight By the way, Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?]]\ |
1489 | [[Film/BatmanReturns I think the word you're looking for is "Ahhhhh!"]]\ |
1490 | [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that]]\ |
1491 | [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet]]\ |
1492 | [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!]]\ |
1493 | \ |
1494 | [[EvilLaugh Mwahahahaha!!!!]] |
1495 | -->-- '''Music/OoklaTheMok''', "Mwahaha" |
1496 | [[/folder]] |
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