Line #12 Quotes/UncomfortableElevatorMoment


1	-> "You know, its amazing. You can be working together on the heist of a lifetime, and ten seconds in an elevator is still awkward..."
2	-->-- '''Lester Crest''', during the Diamond Casino Heist, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoOnline''
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4	->'''[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Wade]]''': Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet. \
5	'''Stryker''': Oh, Wade.\
6	'''Wade''': [[SarcasmMode Dreams really do come true.]]\
7	'''Stryker''': Just shut it!
8	-->--''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''
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10	->'''Loki''': Last four days on earth? Mmm. [[BarbieDollAnatomy If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.]] We can do the next best thing.\
11	'''Bartleby''': What's that?\
12	'''Loki''': Let's kill people. \
13	''[Woman [[SpitTake spit-takes her coffee]]]'' \
14	'''Loki''': ''[chuckling]'' No, not ''you''.
15	-->--''{{Film/Dogma}}''
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17	->'''Garrus''': Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?\
18	'''Tali''': No.\
19	'''Garrus''': C'mon, remember when we used to talk about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!\
20	'''Tali''': This conversation is over.\
21	'''Garrus''': Tell me again about your immune system.\
22	'''Tali''': I have a shotgun.\
23	'''Garrus''': ...maybe we'll talk later.
24	-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', about the elevator scenes in [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 the first game.]]
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26	->[[LampshadeHanging This seems like a very colorful group of characters to randomly be on an elevator with]].
27	-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', finding himself in an elevator with [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E11 Rita Repulsa]], [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS2E51 Santa Christ]] and the [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E3 Devil]] in ''[[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS6E19 Devil]]''
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29	->''"Now you have to be very silent, you know, because nobody talks in Germany in an elevator. It's forbidden."''
30	-->-- '''Sonne''', ''Film/Victoria2015''
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32	->'''Burt Reynolds:''' You're kidding me.\
33	'''Sterling Archer:''' I know! It's like the world's slowest elevator.\
34	'''Reynolds:''' You should get a [[Series/Batman1966 Batpole]].\
35	'''Archer:''' Nine thousand bucks.\
36	'''Reynolds:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\
37	'''Archer:''' Lowest quote I got.\
38	'''Reynolds:''' Well, that's ridiculous.\
39	'''Archer:''' Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like ''"But what'll we do with the garbage?"''\
40	'''Reynolds:''' Yeah, but you could still throw it down the... whatever, the same shaft...\
41	'''Archer:''' I know!\
42	'''Reynolds:''' ...and then you'll [[TrashLanding have some garbage to land on]]-\
43	'''Archer:''' -if you're coming in hot, I know. It's a win-win.\
44	'''Reynolds:''' And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything.\
45	'''Archer:''' Yep.\
46	'''Reynolds:''' ...Ridiculous.\
47	'''Archer:''' Preaching to the choir, buddy.
48	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
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51	->'''Yumi:''' Jeez, the elevator's stopping on every floor, huh? I don't think there'll be any spots left. Oh, shucks.\
52	'''Rational Cell:''' Stop talking to yourself!! You sound crazy!!\
53	'''Reaction Doll No. 1:''' But if I don't, I think I'll really go insane. We don't have to stand for this. We can try to break the ice. We can talk about anything.\
54	'''Rational Cell:''' Find something to talk about with him.\
55	[...]\
56	'''Yumi:''' Thank god we found that contract sheet, huh?\
57	'''Shin:''' Yeah.\
58	'''Yumi:''' ''(...That's it?! Yeah?! Hey!!! Add some more so we can keep the conversation going!!)''\
59	'''Rational Cell:''' Let's use interrogatives! So he can't answer with yes or no!!!\
60	'''Yumi:''' So, how did you like my manuscript I showed you the other day?\
61	'''Shin:''' I made a memo on that. I'll email you later.\
62	'''Yumi:''' Okay... ''(You know what? Screw it. I give up. Let's just stay awkward.)''
63	-->-- ''Webcomic/YumisCells'', Ep. 443 - "So Awkward"
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