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1	->''"You have spent your entire life in the dark. Your eyes closed to the new hotness that awaits. The promised land. A utopia of light beyond your wildest dreams. It is all that and a bag of cool beans."''
2	-->-- '''Telephone''', ''[[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion]]''
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4	->My mother once told me of a place with waterfalls and unicorns flying
5	->Where there was no suffering, no pain, where there was laughter instead of dying
6	->I always thought she’d made it up to comfort me in times of pain
7	->But now I know that place is real, now I know its name
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9	->[[UsefulNotes/SaltLakeCity Sal Tlay Ka Siti]], not just a story mama told
10	->But a village in [[UsefulNotes/{{Utah}} Ooh-tah]], where the roofs are thatched with gold
11	->If I could let myself believe, I know just where I’d be –
12	->Right on the next bus to paradise: Sal Tlay Ka Siti
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14	->I can imagine what it must be like...this perfect, happy place:
15	->I’ll bet the goat meat there is plentiful, and they have vitamin injections by the case
16	->The warlords there are friendly, they help you cross the street
17	->And there’s a Red Cross on every corner with all the flour you can eat!
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19	->Sal Tlay Ka Siti, the most perfect place on Earth
20	->Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs and human life has worth
21	->It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be
22	->A land where evil doesn’t exist: Sal Tlay Ka Siti
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24	->And I’ll bet the people are open-minded and don’t care who you’ve been
25	->And all I hope is that when I find it, I’m able to fit in...
26	->Will I fit in?
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28	->Sal Tlay Ka Siti, a land of hope and joy
29	->And if I want to get there, I just have to follow that white boy
30	->You were right, mama, you didn’t lie –
31	->The place is real, and I’m gonna fly!
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33	->I’m on my way...soon life won’t be so shitty
34	->Now salvation has a name: Sal Tlay Ka Siti
35	-->-- from ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon,'' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwpqu36kK4U Salt Tlay Ka Siti]]", by Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone
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37	->[[OurDemonsAreDifferent My kin]]... do not come before me abject. [[RousingSpeech Raise your proud and terrible heads]]. I will find you another world. A better world, where angels fear to tread and [[HumansAreBastards man is a cautionary tale]].
38	-->--'''[[RebelLeader Theodore Wicker]],''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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40	->The promised land, our home, Elysia.

Context Quotes / ThePromisedLand