| 1 | -> Danson: "Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof?!" |
| 2 | -> Highsmith: "I think we can chalk it up to bad life choices!" |
| 3 | |
| 4 | -> "Danson and Highsmith shoot drive, and ''sex'' with style - they were rockstars. Then you got the day-by-day workers, the ball busters, the vets - [[TitleDrop The Other Guys.]]" |
| 5 | |
| 6 | -> Hoitz: "I'm a Peacock, you gotta let me fly!" |
| 7 | |
| 8 | -> Mauch: "This paperwork is like Bob's wife; it's thick and ugly and it's got Danson's fingerprints all over it." |
| 9 | |
| 10 | -> Hoitz: "When you hear hooves, you expect horses, not zebras!" |
| 11 | -> Gamble: "What about donkeys? And deer...? What about bovine animals?" |
| 12 | |
| 13 | -> [repeated line] |
| 14 | -> "You do one thing when you come in tomorrow: bring it." |
| 15 | |
| 16 | -> Mr. Christinath: "You probably think that with my beard, I'm probably ''really'' hairy all over... nope. Completely shaved." |
| 17 | -> [{{Beat}}] |
| 18 | -> Hoitz: "...[[CheckPlease Allen?]]" |
| 19 | |
| 20 | -> Gamble: "One day I am gonna climb over that anger wall of yours; and it is going to be ''glorious.''" |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->Gamble: "How do they walk away from buildings in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them?! I call bullshit on that!! [...] I need an MRI! There's no way I don't have soft tissue damage! I just wanna curl up someplace and breastfeed right now...!" |
| 23 | |
| 24 | -> (after Hoitz takes on a group of motorcycle hitmen singlehandedly) |
| 25 | -> Gamble: "Can you imagine where you'd be if you ''hadn't'' shot Jeter?" |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->Gamble: "Whose baby is that? Who did that to you?! Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!!" |
| 28 | |
| 29 | -> Mauch: (to the Bed Bath & Beyond staff) "First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: [[BreadEggsMilkSquick there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights...]] sorry, that's from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs." |
| 30 | |
| 31 | -> Mauch: "You two know that Danson and Highsmith weren't good cops, right?" |
| 32 | -> Hoitz: "Yeah, I guess we always knew that, it's a drag, but then at some point, who's left to be the hero?" |
| 33 | -> Mauch: "Not to sound corny but... [[DareToBeBadass maybe it's you guys.]]" |
| 34 | |
| 35 | -> Ershon: "I have a small apartment, nobody knows about it; I use it mainly for my parents, and prostitutes; [[AmbiguousSyntax not at the same time, that would be wrong...]]" |
| 36 | |
| 37 | -> Hoitz: "Let's hear it from the top, every detail." |
| 38 | -> Ershon: "I find that the best way to tell a story is from the ''end'', then work our way towards the beginning, periodically working in different characters' perspectives, to give it a little dimension so it's not such a linear..." |
| 39 | -> Gamble: "JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!" |
| 40 | |
| 41 | -> Ershon: "Computers! What if one day ''they'' were in charge?" |
| 42 |
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