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1	->Hey, everybody. Watch out for those flying noodles. 'Cause if you don't do well here, all you get to eat are noodles. Here we go.
2	-->-- '''Food Court Announcer''', ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper 2''
3
4	->It was intended to be the zenith of computer game technology. Tiny computer chips in the electrodes transmitted signals directly to the brain: no screens, no joysticks - you were really there, wherever you wanted to be. Inside your head, your fantasies were fulfilled. The Game had been marketed as "Better Than Life." It was only a month after it was released that people realized it was addictive. "Better Than Life" was withdrawn from the market, but illicit electronic labs began to make copies.\
5	It was the ultimate hallucinogen, with only one major drawback.\
6	It killed you.
7	-->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers''
8
9	->[[YouFool You fools!]] ''Destroyer of Worlds'' will kill us all!
10	-->-- '''Skips''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow''
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12	->'''[[BigBad Kayaba]]:''' There is no longer any way to log out of ''Sword Art Online''. If someone on the outside attempts to log you out by removing your [=NerveGear=], well... has anyone seen ''Film/{{Scanners}}?''\
13	'''Players:''' (''[[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure silence]]'')\
14	'''Kayaba:''' Uh, ''Scanners.'' It's, it's a movie that - seriously?! [-Okay, give me a sec, I'll just...-] (''opens a screen'') Alright, here we, here we go. Watch this.\
15	(''cue the YourHeadASplode clip'')\
16	'''Kayaba:''' Okay. That was from ''Scanners.'' Basically, that.\
17	'''Players:''' (''gasps'')\
18	'''Kayaba:''' Okay, finally! Seeing some gears turning. We're making progress. [...] Oh, oh, oh! One more thing, one more thing! I should ''probably'' mention that if your Health Points reach zero, your real bodies perish as well.\
19	'''Random Player:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\
20	'''Kayaba:''' Uh, okay - ''if you die in the game, you die for real.''\
21	'''Random Player:''' [[WesternAnimation/ReBoot What?!]]\
22	'''Kayaba:''' ''Really?'' Okay. (''ahem'') Sometimes, things are born. They live, and then they ''stop''. Forever.\
23	'''Random Player:''' [[RuleOfThree ...What?!]]\
24	'''Kayaba:''' (''sighs and replays the ''Scanners'' clip'')\
25	'''Other Random Player:''' Oh my god! If we die in the game, we die for real!\
26	'''Kayaba:''' Yeah, I'm just gonna keep that tabbed. And with that, I bid you all adieu. Oh oh oh, last thing, I swear! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I disabled the profanity filter.]] Have fun with that! (''vanishes'')\
27	(''beat'')\
28	'''Another Random Player:''' WE'RE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKED!!]]
29	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
30
31	->If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever! ''Game over.''
32	-->-- '''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''
33
34	->This is not just some game or simulator. It's a trap! A chain to bind my tributes to the Dark Spirit!
35	-->'''Scott Irvine''', ''VideoGame/YuGiOhTheFalseboundKingdom''
36
37	->''"Manufactured by [=SayTell=] Toys in 1996, [=DachaBo=] is [--[CONSUMERS SHOULD CEASE USING THIS TOY AND CONTACT SAYTELL TOYS FOR A FULL REFUND OR DISPOSE OF THIS PRODUCT IMMEDIATELY].--] Meet Bo! Your new best friend forever and ever! [[{{Yandere}} Never was there a pet who could love you more!]]"''
38	-->-- ''[=DachaBo=]! Digi-Pet Sim!''
39
40	->''(Creator/RekiKawahara) introduces the threat of real death as a consequence for virtual failure]], which adds a layer of inherent meaning to each character's in-game actions, as long as you don't realise that [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt he'll never actually kill off anyone of real importance]].''
41	-->-- '''WebVideo/MothersBasement'', "[[url=https://youtu.be/b38sVVw6TK4?si=XgcFfGMILPRfsSLK SAO, But the Writing Isn't Garbage: SAO Alternative: GGO]]"

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