Line #13 Quotes/TakeThatScrappy


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4	->You're the one who's lying to yourself. You don't wanna accept the truth. Deep down, you know once Sonic is gone, your life will have to go back to the way it was before. Your days of adventure are at an end, boy, just like your friendship with that hyper-annoying hedgehog. All your dreams have been shattered, haven't they? Life is like that, kiddo. Take it from somebody who knows! Whenever you reach too high, life smacks you down! But on the bright side, at least you and I won't have to see each other ever again.
5	-->-- '''Eggman''' to Chris, ''Anime/SonicX''
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7	->'''Tails:''' SONIC! Help me!!! Wake up Sonic! Come on; HEEELLLPPP!!!! Help me, wake up Sonic!\
8	'''Sonic:''' '''''SHUT UP, TAILS!!'''''
9	-->-- ''Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie''
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12	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
13	-> ''[Vadinho knocks out Tony with one punch]''\
14	'''Tom Servo:''' "Yes! The Aztec speaks for all of us!"
15	-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''"Film/ThePumaman"''
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17	->'''Judge Donnelly:''' You must be Dale Stuckey.\
18	'''Dale Stuckey:''' I'm good at my job, okay? And I'm--\
19	'''Judge Donnelly:''' Mr. Stuckey, you're out of order and seriously deluded. If this is your idea of doing a good job, you're in the wro-oo-oong line of work.\
20	'''Dale Stuckey:''' (sputters) No, you don't know me! I'm--\
21	'''Judge Donnelly:''' I don't care to.
22	-->--''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''
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24	->"You shut up, dear. Anything from you? No? Good. Let the grown women speak."
25	-->--'''Olenna Tyrell''', to the Sand Snakes, ''Series/GameOfThrones''
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28	-> '''Joffrey Baratheon:''' YOU’RE TALKING TO A ''[[TheCaligula KING]]''!\
29	''['''''SLAP''''']''\
30	'''Tyrion Lannister:''' And now I've ''struck'' a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?!
31	-->--''Series/GameOfThrones''
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34	[[folder:Video Games]]
35	->"[[TheBard Minstrels]] from ''Italia''? I am going to enjoy this!"
36	-->-- '''Ezio Auditore da Firenze''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRevelations''
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38	->Since you don't seem to understand what we're getting at, [[BrutalHonesty I'll just say it]]. You're a nuisance!
39	-->-- '''Blaze''' to [[BrattyHalfPint Marine]], ''VideoGame/SonicRushAdventure''
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42	[[folder:Web Video]]
43	->"Next to Microsoft Bob, you're the most annoying thing in computer history!"
44	-->-- '''Microsoft programmer''' to [[ExpositionFairy Clippy]], '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa4YKZB6jG0 Anti-Clippy ad]]'''.
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46	->'''Takada:''' I hope you're not mad but I think my bodyguard crippled your [[TheBeard fake girlfriend]] today.\
47	'''Light:''' Oh no, that's terrible! Is she paralyzed?\
48	'''Takada:''' I don't know I'm not a doctor.\
49	'''Light:''' Will she be able to talk?\
50	'''Takada:''' [[MotorMouth At the rate she was blabbing]] I doubt that death itself would shut her up.\
51	'''Light:''' [[DoWrongRight Dammit! You should fire your bodyguards! If they can't properly cripple a 95 pound woman, they're useless.]]
52	-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''
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54	-> If I was in a room with Starlow, Fawful and the Best Fitness Friends, equipped with two Fire Flowers, I would burn Starlow twice.
55	-->-- '''Charriii5'''
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57	->'''Chris Thorndyke:''' Sonic! Don’t leave! [[{{Wangst}} You’re my only friend! My classmates bully me because they think I’m a furry, and my parents only feed me rocks! You're the only good thing I have left!]] ''[[{{Wangst}} Please!]]''\
58	'''Sonic:''' Chris...\
59	''([[{{Beat}} dramatic pause]])''\
60	'''Sonic:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Cope!]]\
61	''(Sonic walks away as Chris continues to be sad)''
62	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVc9Kx-qfI "How Sonic X Should Have Ended"]]'' by '''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}'''
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66	[[folder:Western Animation]]
67	->'''Robin:''' (''to Slade'') We're taking you down!
68	->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Slade]]:''' How are you going to do it? What--[[BrickJoke are you going to fart on me]]? [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 You wanna have a dance-off?]] [[Recap/TeenTitansGoS1E39Waffles You gonna annoy me to death with your waffles?]]
69	->(''Cut to Beast Boy and Cyborg dropping their waffles angrily.'')
70	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGoToTheMovies''
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72	->'''Brian:''' I'm trying to establish a friendship with you. All I've done is try to be nice to you, and you still don't like me! ''How'' can you not like me?!\
73	'''Quagmire:''' Okay. I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard, [[AllTakeAndNoGive and you're such a sponge]]. You pay for nothing and you always say "oh I'll get you later", but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls [[{{Hypocrite}} when all you do is date bimbos.]] Yeah, I date women for their bodies, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least I'm honest about it]]! I don't buy them a copy of ''[[Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye Catcher in the Rye]]'' and then lecture them with some [[MisaimedFandom 7th grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual]]. He wasn't! He was a {{spoiled brat}}, and that's why you like him so much. He's '''you'''! ''God'', you're pretentious. [[SmallNameBigEgo And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible.]] You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there was no "a" in the word definite. And I think what I hate most about you is your [[StrawmanPolitical textbook liberal agenda]] on how we should "legalize pot man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America -- well, what have you done to help? [[HiddenDepths I work down at the soup kitchen]], Brian. Never seen '''you''' down there! You want to help, GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. [[HollywoodAtheist Oh wait, you don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!"]] Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome How is that son of yours you never see?]] But you know what, I could forgive all of that, ALL OF IT... if you weren't ''such'' a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big sad alcoholic '''''BORE.''''' [sigh] See ya, Brian. Thanks for the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] steak.
74	-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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76	->'''Hank:''' Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well you should be, cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! Baby wanna bottle? A big dirt bottle?\
77	'''Peggy:''' sobbing Why are you yelling at me?
78	-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''
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80	->The evil Unalaq, the diabolical but incredibly boring and unpopular sorcerer from the North...
81	-->--'''Varrick''' completes the villain roll call in his "mover" pitch, ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''
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83	-> [[SoOnceAgainTheDayIsSaved And so, once again, the day is saved]], no thanks to the [[DesignatedHero Teen Titans]]! Seriously, what's wrong with these guys?
84	-->--'''The Narrator''', in the ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls2016'' and ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' crossover
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86	->'''Jay-Pac:''' If Dot was my sister, I'd fire her, and Wakko's even less likeable than Elmyra!
87	-->--''WesternAnimation/Animaniacs2020''
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89	->'''[[BrattyHalfPint Sarah]]:''' ''Ed!'' You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! I LIVE HERE TOO!\
90	'''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Ed]]:''' '''SO MOVE!!!!!'''
91	-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'',"Little Ed Blue"
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93	-> Aw Snarf, could you maybe like shut up for five minutes?
94	-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Butters]]''' to '''[[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats Snarf]]''' in Part 2 of the ''Imaginationland'' trilogy
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