Line #3 Quotes/SuburbanKnights


1	->''"Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... lies something better than this."''
2	--> --DVD tagline
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4	-> '''Obstacle''': None shall pass.
5	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry!
6	-> '''Obstacle''': You are searching for unspeakable power.
7	-> '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way.
8	-> '''Obstacle''': But a great evil searches for it too.
9	-> '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''': Sort of why we need to get going.
10	-> '''Obstacle''': He will never stop until he finds it.
11	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Okay, enough of this.
12	-> '''Obstacle''': Your destiny awaits you.
13	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Eat lead, you fairy dropping!
14	-> '''Obstacle''': Critic?
15	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Suede?
16	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?
17	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is...
18	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes!
19	-> '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''': Who is that?
20	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site.
21	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That thing with your voice– How did you do that?
22	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?
23	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?
24	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake.
25	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Fantastic!
26	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat.
27	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': What?
28	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here.
29	-> '''WebVideo/{{Benzaie}}''': Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you!
30	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Benzaie? I thought you hated me.
31	-> '''WebVideo/{{Benzaie}}''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[Franchise/ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you.
32	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, all right then.
33	-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?
34	-> '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…
35	--> -- The return of WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede.
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37	->''"You'll be a lady and like it, you panty-waist sissy!"''
38	--> --'''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''', while yanking the Critic's tie and making him bend over like a girl. [[note]] Less dirty in context, promise.[[/note]]
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40	->'''Joe:''' JustForFun/{{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my]] [[SubvertedTrope lawyer.]]
41	->'''Cloak:''' Father.
42	->'''Joe:''' Whatever. PrepareToDie!
43
44	->''"The power is... yours."''
45	--> -- '''Ma-Ti''''s [[spoiler: final words]].
46
47	->'''Joe:''' "Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster."
48	->'''Todd:''' "Father."
49	->'''Snob:''' "That's not even a person!!"
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51	->''"It's still better than ''Furry Vengeance''."''
52	--> --'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on the commentary.
53
54	->''"MyNameIsInigoMontoya, [[SevenDirtyWords motherfuckers]]!"''
55	--> --'''Angry Joe''' unleashing his [[MoreDakka MP5]] on the cloaks.
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57	->'''Joe:''' Hello. My name is [[EpicFail Amigo Toyota]].
58	->'''Everyone:''' ''(mass {{Facepalm}})''
59	->'''Joe:''' WHATEVER! YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!

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