Line #21 Quotes/SlashFic


1	->''"Although slash portrays homosexual relationships, normal gay couples having sex are apparently not enough fun for fanfic authors, and apparently also kind of gross. It is preferable that the two male characters depicted in slash are not at all involved canonically. In fact, the ideal slash couple is two heterosexual males who are sworn mortal enemies, and also related. This makes the sex more interesting or something.\
2	Slash is also sometimes called 'yaoi' among white people who think they are Japanese."''
3	-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', '''[[https://www.cracked.com/funny-162-fanfiction/ Funny Fanfiction]]'''
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5	->"There's [[Film/{{Matilda}} Matilda and Miss Honey]] slash fan fiction out there. I mean, ''really'', guys? ''Really?''"\
6	[-"Hmm, I dunno, I can kinda see it..."-]
7	-->-- '''Creator/MaraWilson''' (aka "Matilda" herself) and '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''
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9	->''"Stop it! You're giving the slash fic-ers material!"''
10	-->-- '''Wiseau!Linkara''', ''Warrior #2/#3, A [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony Experiment]] WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''
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12	->'''Grace:''' Tedd said if I was Superman, he'd be Batman.
13	->'''Justin:''' And you're dating. I think I've read that fan fiction.
14	-->-- ''[[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive El Goonish Shive]]'', [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2007-10-24]]
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16	->'''Saavik:''' As you requested, I've performed a quick check on your calculations. They are essentially sound, but you've left one-tenth of one percentile unaccounted-for.
17	->'''Vanessa:''' I didn't think the captain needed or wanted to hear about the Largo/Gryphon slash fans.
18	->'''Saavik:''' I am unfamiliar with this context for the word 'slash', I think.
19	->'''Vanessa:''' Seriously, just forget it. You're better off not knowing.
20	-->-- ''Fanfic/UndocumentedFeatures'', "[[http://www.eyrie-productions.com/UF/EX/MH/manhunt04.txt Manhunt Part 4: Sleeping Alone Is For Suckers]]"
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22	->''"Hugh has to be careful because I discovered this week, I don't know if you know what ''[[SlashFic slash fiction]]'' is, but it's basically gay fiction on the internet where you have people like, you know, [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk and Spock]] shagging each other, and [[RuleThirtyFour there's one of me and Hugh]]!"'' (Hugh starts laughing) ''"What're you laughing about? You're the receiver!"''
23	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctF1OjYov8g Frankie Boyle]]''', ''Series/MockTheWeek''
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25	->''"Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much gay porn they've made outta you an' your brother?"''
26	-->-- '''Commander Badass''' to [[Manga/InuYasha Sesshomaru]], ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''
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28	->''"Look, what these slash writers believe is wrong! We're in the twenty-fourth century, where our relationships are those of mutual respect and understanding for the mind and soul of our partner, not lustful exchanges in which we rip off each other's clothes in turbolifts!"''
29	-->-- '''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Captain Janeway]]''', ''The Voyorgy Conspiracy''
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31	->''"[horrified] And it looks like I didn’t stop at women…"''
32	-->-- '''Gumball Waterson''', after seeing a female, human, anime version of himself getting married to a human, anime version of Darwin, ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', “The Shippening”
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34	->'''Dr. Eggman:''' Oh, I just got a message here from Infinite! It's a file called [[PortmanteauCoupleName "Sonadow"]]--\
35	'''Sonic:''' [[OhCrap NO DON'T OPEN THAT!]]
36	-->-- ''[[Blog/SonicTheHedgehogTwitter Sonic Twitter Takeover 3]]''

Context Quotes / SlashFic