Line #29 Quotes/ScrewYourself


1	-> ''"The King had never had much luck with people, so instead of trying to find a wife, he painted one. When she opened her eyes, the King was astonished.'' '''''He had created a female version of himself. The king was in love."'''''
2	-->--''VideoGame/TheUnfinishedSwan''
3
4	->"My own clone!"\
5	"Now neither of us will be virgins!"
6	-->-- From [[MemeticMutation a series of]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Robotnik]] [[http://i.imgur.com/1DjWi.jpg coloring book edits]], among other things
7
8	->'''The Doctor:''' ''[to an immortal time traveller]'' You might be out there, somewhere.\
9	'''Captain Jack:''' I could go meet myself.\
10	'''The Doctor:''' Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
11	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]]
12
13	->'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?\
14	'''Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.\
15	'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[SexualEuphemism a driving license...]]\
16	'''Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.\
17	'''The Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, [[DoggedNiceGuy Rory.]]\
18	'''Rory:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Absolutely no problem at all.]]
19	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvrdejvbuk 2011]] [[Recap/DoctorWho2011RNDSSpaceAndTime Red Nose Day Special]]
20
21	->'''Missy:''' Hold me!\
22	'''The Master:''' Kiss me.\
23	'''Missy:''' ''Make'' me.\
24	'''The Doctor:''' Do you two wanna be alone? Which, in your case, would mean more than it usually does...
25	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E12TheDoctorFalls "The Doctor Falls"]]
26
27	->'''The Master:''' ''[pinned against a wall]'' By the way, is it wrong that I... ''[=[=][[RagingStiffie nods down]][=]=]''\
28	'''Missy:''' ''[looks down]'' Yes. ''Very.''
29	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Falls"
30
31	->The Master is the ultimate {{narcissist}}. He actually fancies himself.
32	-->-- '''Creator/JohnSimm''', ''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine''
33
34	->''Oh, give me a clone''\
35	''Of my own flesh and bone''\
36	''With its Y-chromosome changed to X''\
37	''And when it is grown''\
38	''Then my own little clone''\
39	''Will be of the opposite sex.''\
40	'' ''\
41	''Clone, clone of my own,''\
42	''With your Y-Chromosome changed to X''\
43	''And when I'm alone''\
44	''With my own little clone''\
45	''We'll both think of nothing but sex''
46	-->-- '''Creator/RandallGarrett'''
47
48	->'''CG:''' I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[FreudianSlip MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.
49	->'''CG:''' FUCK I MEAN
50	->'''CG:''' MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
51	-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
52
53	->''"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would.''"
54	-->-- '''Creator/FeliciaDay''', in [[http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/09/felicia-day-steals-the-show-in-dragon-age-iis-mark-of-the-assassin/ an interview]], on her in-game interactions with an InkSuitActor version of herself, within VideoGame/DragonAgeII DLC
55
56	->''"I'm flirting with myself AGAIN!"''
57	-->-- '''Creator/FeliciaDay''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3DxsVzYUle0 makes good]] on that
58
59	->''I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.''
60	-->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld''
61
62	->"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?"
63	-->-- '''Maz''', ''WesternAnimation/SheZow''
64
65	-> ''"He was sucking his own d—k - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"''
66	-->-- '''Marty''', ''[[{{WebVideo/React}} Elders React To]] Music/TheLonelyIsland ''
67
68	->"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?"
69	-->-- '''Admiral Janeway''' to Captain Janeway, '''[[GagSub Entendre Game]]'''
70
71	->"This isn't merely revolting, it's impossible to boot!"
72	-->-- '''Professor Farnsworth,''' '''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''', [[Recap/FuturamaM1BendersBigScore "Bender's Big Score"]]
73
74	->'''Aggressive Wonderella:''' What do we gotta do, SCREW each other 'till we stick together again?!
75	->'''Passive Wonderella:''' I ain't gay, but I'll lay back.
76	-->--''WebComic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/04/17/color-bindness/ Color Blindness]]
77
78	->'''Madame Albany:''' Now [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into something interesting]] before we kill Moonstone. I want to fuck something legendary and really get my heart rate going.
79	->[''next panel reveals that Cornwall has transformed into an exact duplicate of Albany, except naked'']
80	->'''Lord Cornwall:''' Like this?
81	->'''Madame Albany:''' Oh Cornwall, you always know how to make me laugh...
82	-->--''ComicBook/TheMagicOrder''
83
84	-> '''Gooby''': fuck you dolan
85	-> '''Dolan''': ko
86	-> '''Dolan''': ''(uses [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} portal gun]] to sandwich himself between two portals, then sticks his dick into the front one, which comes out the back one and into his anus)''
87	-> '''Dolan''': ''(indistinguishable pleasure noises resembling gibberish)''
88	-->--''Webcomic/{{Dolan}}''
89
90	->"And it's not even gay, if it's with yourself, right?"
91	-->-- '''[[ShapeshiftingSeducer Doppelganger]]''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "Nothing Like It In The World"
92
93	->''"Look at my [[MesACrowd army of me's]]! I'm going to fuck me because I can't trust anybody with my penis except for myself! Can you believe me!? Have you ever fucked a clone!? It's great! They know all the right places! And I have ten million of them to go around!"''
94	-->-- '''Memphis Tennessee''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'': ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
95
96	->''I'm talking things like [people claiming that] "anyone who likes Loki getting together with his alternate universe self basically supports [[{{Twincest}} actual twins getting together]]," even though there is '''no''' real world moral equivalent of dating your alternate universe self, and there '''never''' has been and there '''never''' will be. It's a '''non-issue'''.''
97	-->-- '''WebVideo/SarahZ''' on ''Series/Loki2021'' fandom discourse
98
99	->''"I wonder if there's an alternate me that travels the multiverse boning other sanses. I hope that guy understands the importance of consent..."''
100	-->-- '''Sans''', ''Webcomic/AskFriskAndCompany''
101
102	->'''Wyn:''' I have a question. Is that incest?\
103	'''Artie:''' No, it's me.\
104	'''Wyn:''' Okay, that's fair.\
105	'''Artie:''' Guys, I'm a really great kisser!\
106	'''Jyll:'''...yeah, I believe that.
107	-->--- '''Podcast/{{Jemjammer}}''' episode 103, "Who You Are Right Now", after Artie makes out with two illusions of himself.
108
109	->'''Mr. Mothman:''' To conclude today's HR presentation, groping your own clone is still sexual harrassment, not masturbation, and ''neither'' are allowed at work, ''ANDRE!''
110	->'''Andre:''' Can't blame a guy for trying.
111	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Inside Job\|2021}}''
112
113	->''"Oh my god Beth, there's masturbating and then there's ''masturbating!"''
114	-->--'''Rick''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''
115
116	->'''Adam Gibson [[spoiler:clone]]:''' You should clone yourself.\
117	'''Drucker:''' Why? So I can appreciate your [[CloneAngst unique perspective]]?\
118	'''Gibson:''' No. So that you can go fuck yourself!
119	-->--''Film/The6thDay''

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