"The King had never had much luck with people, so instead of trying to find a wife, he painted one. When she opened her eyes, the King was astonished. He had created a female version of himself. The king was in love."
"My own clone!"
"Now neither of us will be virgins!"
"Now neither of us will be virgins!"
The Doctor: [to an immortal time traveller] You might be out there, somewhere.
Captain Jack: I could go meet myself.
The Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
Captain Jack: I could go meet myself.
The Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
Amy: Do I really look like that?
Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.
Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...
Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.
The Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.
Rory: Absolutely no problem at all.
Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.
Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...
Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.
The Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.
Rory: Absolutely no problem at all.
Missy: Hold me!
The Master: Kiss me.
Missy: Make me.
The Doctor: Do you two wanna be alone? Which, in your case, would mean more than it usually does...
The Master: Kiss me.
Missy: Make me.
The Doctor: Do you two wanna be alone? Which, in your case, would mean more than it usually does...
The Master: [pinned against a wall] By the way, is it wrong that I... [nods down]
Missy: [looks down] Yes. Very.
Missy: [looks down] Yes. Very.
— Doctor Who, "The Doctor Falls"
The Master is the ultimate narcissist. He actually fancies himself.
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex
CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.
CG: FUCK I MEAN
CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
— Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would."
— Felicia Day, in an interview
, on her in-game interactions with an Ink-Suit Actor version of herself, within Dragon Age II DLC
, on her in-game interactions with an Ink-Suit Actor version of herself, within Dragon Age II DLC"I'm flirting with myself AGAIN!"
— Felicia Day makes good on that
on thatI would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.
"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?"
— Maz, SheZow
"He was sucking his own d—k - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"
— Marty, Elders React To The Lonely Island
"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?"
— Admiral Janeway to Captain Janeway, Entendre Game
"This isn't merely revolting, it's impossible to boot!"
— Professor Farnsworth, Futurama, "Bender's Big Score"
Aggressive Wonderella: What do we gotta do, SCREW each other 'till we stick together again?!
Passive Wonderella: I ain't gay, but I'll lay back.
Madame Albany: Now turn into something interesting before we kill Moonstone. I want to fuck something legendary and really get my heart rate going.
[next panel reveals that Cornwall has transformed into an exact duplicate of Albany, except naked]
Lord Cornwall: Like this?
Madame Albany: Oh Cornwall, you always know how to make me laugh...
Gooby: fuck you dolan
Dolan: ko
Dolan: (uses portal gun to sandwich himself between two portals, then sticks his dick into the front one, which comes out the back one and into his anus)
Dolan: (indistinguishable pleasure noises resembling gibberish)
"And it's not even gay, if it's with yourself, right?"
— Doppelganger, The Boys (2019), "Nothing Like It In The World"
"Look at my army of me's! I'm going to fuck me because I can't trust anybody with my penis except for myself! Can you believe me!? Have you ever fucked a clone!? It's great! They know all the right places! And I have ten million of them to go around!"
— Memphis Tennessee, Real-Time Fandub: Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
I'm talking things like [people claiming that] "anyone who likes Loki getting together with his alternate universe self basically supports actual twins getting together," even though there is no real world moral equivalent of dating your alternate universe self, and there never has been and there never will be. It's a non-issue.
— Sarah Z on Loki (2021) fandom discourse
"I wonder if there's an alternate me that travels the multiverse boning other sanses. I hope that guy understands the importance of consent..."
— Sans, Ask Frisk and Company
Wyn: I have a question. Is that incest?
Artie: No, it's me.
Wyn: Okay, that's fair.
Artie: Guys, I'm a really great kisser!
Jyll:...yeah, I believe that.
Artie: No, it's me.
Wyn: Okay, that's fair.
Artie: Guys, I'm a really great kisser!
Jyll:...yeah, I believe that.
—- Jemjammer episode 103, "Who You Are Right Now", after Artie makes out with two illusions of himself.
Mr. Mothman: To conclude today's HR presentation, groping your own clone is still sexual harrassment, not masturbation, and neither are allowed at work, ANDRE!
Andre: Can't blame a guy for trying.
"Oh my god Beth, there's masturbating and then there's masturbating!"''
—Rick, Rick and Morty
Adam Gibson clone: You should clone yourself.
Drucker: Why? So I can appreciate your unique perspective?
Gibson: No. So that you can go fuck yourself!
Drucker: Why? So I can appreciate your unique perspective?
Gibson: No. So that you can go fuck yourself!
