Quotes / Screw Yourself

"MY OWN CLONE!"
"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"

Doctor: (to an immortal time-traveller) You might be out there, somewhere.
Captain Jack: I could go meet myself.
Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
Doctor Who, "Utopia"

Amy: Do I really look like that?
Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.
Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...
Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.
Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.
Rory: Absolutely no problem at all.

Missy: Hold me!
The Master: Kiss me.
Missy: Make me.
Doctor: Do you two wanna be alone? Which, in your case, would mean more than it usually does...
Doctor Who, "The Doctor Falls"

The Master is the ultimate narcissist. He actually fancies himself.

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex

CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.
CG: FUCK I MEAN
CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
Karkat Vantas, Homestuck

"Of course I romance myself. Ive always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would."
Felicia Day, in an interview, on her in-game interactions with an Ink-Suit Actor version of herself, within Dragon Age II DLC

"I'm flirting with myself AGAIN!"
Felicia Day makes good on that

I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.

"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?"
Maz, SheZow

"He was sucking his own dk - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"

"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?"
— Admiral Janeway to Captain Janeway, Entendre Game

"This isn't merely revolting, it's impossible to boot!"
Professor Farnsworth, Futurama, "Bender's Big Score"

Aggressive Wonderella: What do we gotta do, SCREW each other 'till we stick together again?!
Passive Wonderella: I ain't gay, but I'll lay back.


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