"MY OWN CLONE!"
"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"
Doctor: (to an immortal time-traveler) You might be out there somewhere.
Captain Jack: I could go meet myself!
Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.
— Doctor Who, "Utopia"
Amy: Do I really look like that?
Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.
Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...
Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.
Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.
Rory: Absolutely no problem at all.
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex
CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.
CG: FUCK I MEAN
CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
— Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would."
I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.
"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?"
— Maz, She Zow
"He was sucking his own d—k - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"
"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?"
— Admiral Janeway to Captain Janeway, Entendre Game