"MY OWN CLONE!"
"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"

Doctor: (to an immortal time-traveler) You might be out there somewhere.

Captain Jack: I could go meet myself!

Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with.

Amy: Do I really look like that?
Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.
Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...
Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.
Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.
Rory: Absolutely no problem at all.

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex

CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.

CG: FUCK I MEAN

CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE

"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would."

I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.