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1-> 'Wizard'? Are you kidding me? ''Wizards'' do parlor tricks. ''I'' throttle the heavens!
2-->-- '''Sarda''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
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4->'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.\
5'''bloodninja''': Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my [[TropeNamer robe and wizard hat.]]\
6'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': Oh, I like to play dress up.\
7'''bloodninja''': Me too baby.\
8'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': I kiss you softly on your chest.\
9'''bloodninja''': I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.\
10'''[=BritneySpears14=]''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Hey...]]
11-->-- ''Bash.Org'', [[http://bash.org/?104383 Quote #104383]]
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13->''"You really outta dress the part if you're a wizard."''
14-->-- '''Gilgamesh''', on Golbez, a TinTyrant, in ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia 012 Duodecim]]''
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16->''"MIND YOUR MANNERS, son! I've got a TALL, POINTY HAT!"''
17-->-- '''Elrod of Melvinbone''', ''ComicBook/CerebusTheAardvark''
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19->''"If you could really perform powerful magic spells and create like gold or some shit with the flick of a finger, would you really go around wearing a dumb-ass hat like that? I doubt it."''
20-->-- '''Creator/MikeMatei''' praising ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheRound'' for averting this trope, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yAJOu3btoY "Top 10 Obscure SNES Gems"]]
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22->'''Bucky:''' There are no wizards!\
23'''Sam:''' Doctor Strange.\
24'''Bucky:''' Is a ''sorcerer''.\
25'''Sam:''' Ah-ha-ha! A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat!\
26(Bucky pauses to consider)
27-->-- ''Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier''
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29->''"I don't know why [Dumbledore] went from [[Film/FantasticBeastsTheCrimesOfGrindelwald dressing like a normal human being]] to [[Film/HarryPotter dressing like... well, a wizard]]. I guess he just got old and wanted to wear pyjamas to work. To be honest I can relate to that."''
30-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCosmonautVarietyHour''', "[[https://youtu.be/9AYVX6_6R2U The Crimes of Grindelwald: Ruining a Franchise]]"
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32->''"A good witch always has to have her hat."''
33-->-- '''Camila''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''

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