Line #54 Quotes/PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes


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5	->'''Count Dooku:''' It's a great pity that our paths have never crossed before, Obi-Wan. Qui-Gon always spoke very highly of you. I wish he were still alive; I could use his help right now.\
6	'''Obi-Wan:''' Qui-Gon Jinn would never join you.
7	-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/AttackOfTheClones''
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9	->'''René Belloq''': How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?\
10	'''Indy''': Try the local sewer.
11	-->-- ''Franchise/IndianaJones and the Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''
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13	->'''[[TheDragon Big Chris]]''': Let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, the good father. [[note]] JD's son, Eddie has become TrappedByGamblingDebts owed to [[LoanShark Hatchet]] [[LondonGangster Harry]] [[/note]]\
14	'''[[TheBartender JD]]''': Go on.\
15	'''Big Chris''': He (Harry) likes your bar.\
16	'''JD''': Yes.\
17	'''Big Chris''': He wants your bar.\
18	'''JD''': And?\
19	'''Big Chris''': [[AskAStupidQuestion D'you want me to draw you a picture]]?\
20	'''JD''': Look, that boy [[DumbassTeenageSon doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.]] This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him.\
21	'''Big Chris''': What, and I care? Remember, you have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.\
22	'''JD''': I do know your reputation. So [[WithAllDueRespect I choose my words very carefully]]. You can tell Harry... [[YouCanKeepHer to go fuck himself]].\
23	'''Big Chris''': Careful, JD. You'll give [[EvilOldFolks Harry]] another [[HollywoodHeartAttack heart attack]]. Now... [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat I'll put that down to shock]]. Only once. Only once can I, or shall I, let you get away with that. Your son's got three days to find half a mill. [[ShameIfSomethingHappened Make up your mind which you prefer... your bar... or your son's life]].
24	-->-- ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''
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27	[[folder:Literature]]
28	->'''[[TheHero Kirito]]''': ''(aloud)'' You're Morte from the DKB? ''(narrating)'' He had been using reasonably polite speech, so I could have stood to return that level of courtesy, but I wasn't in the mood after learning that he'd been trying to spy on me. The man didn't seem to be bothered by my brusque response. He did the show of fake applause again.\
29	'''[[FauxAffablyEvil Morte]]''': You get your info quick for not hanging around the town at all. Yep, the name's Morte. Guess you could say naming's not my ''[[PungeonMaster forte]]'', ha-ha-haaa."
30	-->-- ''Literature/SwordArtOnline Progressive''
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33	[[folder:Video Games]]
34	->'''[[Literature/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Bete Louga]]''': You've got guts sauntering around in my town...\
35	'''[[Literature/DateALive Kurumi Tokisaki]]''': Oh, you're...Who again?\
36	'''Bete''': Come again?! Don't play dumb with me you little runt!\
37	'''Kurumi''': Oh, my. What a vicious doggy we have here. Come back when you're a well-behaved kitty, will you?
38	-->-- ''VideoGame/MemoriaFreese'', during the ''Literature/DateALive'' crossover campaign ''Ais Catastrophe''
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40	->'''[[AmoralAfrikaner Hoyt Volker]]''': So, got your little [[ColdBloodedTorture reunion]] with Riley. [[BlatantLies Brought a tear to my eye]]. And I'm rarely moved. [[VillainRespect I'll admit, I underestimated you]]. [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Torturing your own brother.]] '''[[OneManArmy Destroying half my organisation!]]''' But, let the chips fall where they may, right? [[FalseReassurance I forgive you]]. So, name your price. [[EveryManHasHisPrice Everybody has one]]. [[TheChessmaster You're all puppets, and we pull the strings!]] ''The system was designed to work that way!''\
41	'''Jason Brody''': ''[[ShutUpHannibal Screw your system]]!''
42	-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
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44	->'''[[TheCaligula Pagan Min]]''': I say you have two choices. One, you could [[TheKingslayer shoot me]], boring. Or you could sit down, [[NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine enjoy some food]], and you and I will go [[DueToTheDead scatter your mother's ashes together]]. (''if Ajay [[MultipleEndings decides not to shoot him]]'')So, [[spoiler:who did you kill?]] Hm? Was it [[spoiler:[[DirtyCommies Amita]]? [[TheFundamentalist Sabal]]?]] It doesn't really matter, I already know. I just want to hear you say it.\
45	'''Ajay Ghale''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]].\
46	'''Pagan''': Oh my goodness, boy. [[TheStoic You didn't even blink]]. Well, you do realize that [[spoiler:you're giving away your country]], right? [[WhamLine It's yours. It's always been yours. Kyrat is yours.]] I pulled you off the bus in the first place to [[OverlordJr pass it on to you]]. I suppose you could [[KlingonPromotion take it back]]. You're halfway there. [[spoiler:One down, one to go]].
47	-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry4''
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49	->'''Sojiro''': Welco- ''(cut-in shows his shocked face)'' [[OhCrap You]]...\
50	'''Youji''': Hello, there! It's been quite a while, [[LastNameBasis Sakura]]-san! I heard you opened up a shop, so here I am. It wouldn't have hurt to mention it to me though. Huh, you've got a real nice location here. Right by the station and everything.\
51	'''Sojiro''': ''(glares)'' Your order?\
52	'''Youji''': No small talk? That's cold. Oh, but that smell... Sure brings back memories! You're still making that curry, huh? I guess you haven't gotten over her yet...\
53	'''Sojiro''': ''(still glaring)'' Your order, sir?
54	-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona5''
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56	->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Boss]]''': [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith Do you have any idea who you're fucking with]]?\
57	'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Phillipe Loren]]''': Of course. (''looks at a Johnny Gat bobblehead'') A remarkable likeness. These [[RightHandHottie visions]] are of [[CoDragons Viola and Kiki DeWynter]]. And I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multinational organization called TheSyndicate.\
58	'''[[ActionGirl Shaundi]]''': Never heard of it.\
59	'''Loren''': Evidently not, or you would not have [[RobbingTheMobBank robbed our bank]]. Perhaps you're wondering why you're still breathing at this point?\
60	'''[[AsianRudeness Johnny]] [[BloodKnight Gat]]''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Actually]], I wonder why my foot's not up your ass at this point.\
61	'''Loren''': Like it or not, Mr. Gat, our organization is expanding into Stilwater. I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives. (''To Viola and Kiki'') Ladies?\
62	'''Viola''': (''displaying a pie chart of a percentage deal'') [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse You may continue to operate the Saints/Ultor media group as you see fit]], in exchange for 66% of your monthly gross revenue.\
63	'''Kiki''': That is before taxes, of course.\
64	'''The Boss''': Listen, you [[FrenchJerk French fuck]]...\
65	'''Loren''': [[BerserkButton Please]]! I am [[MistakenNationality Belgian]]\
66	'''Johnny''': So make yourself a fuckin' waffle! We're done here.\
67	'''Loren''': (''sighs'') And I had so hoped to come to a rational business arrangement.
68	-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird''
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70	->'''[[BossBattle Burblespue Halescourge]]:''' Welcome, honoured visitors! Your timing is impeccable! My ritual could use a soul or four to add more zest to my muculent broth!\
71	'''Kerillian:''' Fine words do not make the man, scunner. Especially not delivered like ''that''.
72	-->-- ''VideoGame/VermintideII''
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76	->'''[[EvilSorcerer Shang Tsung]]''': I'm very saddened, to hear the passing of your fiancee.\
77	'''[[WarriorMonk Liu Kang]]''': [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up.]] Do not mention her.\
78	'''Shang Tsung''': I was merely being polite.
79	-->-- ''WebVideo/MortalKombatLegacy''
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