1 | ->"Ohh, Black Luster Soldier! No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..." |
2 | -->--'''Solomon Muto''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' |
3 | |
4 | ->"My first love was an anime character!" |
5 | -->--'''Francis''''s security system quiz answer, ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'' |
6 | |
7 | ->"Remember kids: getting boners over a cartoon character is kind of weird!" |
8 | -->--'''Jeph Jacques''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' |
9 | |
10 | ->"Gotta get in tune with ''Anime/SailorMoon'' |
11 | ->Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes |
12 | ->That make me think the wrong things." |
13 | -->--Music/BarenakedLadies, One Week |
14 | |
15 | ->'''Nerd #1:''' You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... Yes. |
16 | ->'''Nerd #2:''' Wow... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards You're an idiot]]! |
17 | -->--''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Canned" |
18 | |
19 | ->"Celty and Shinra are TOTALLY doing it, so I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I totally want you, and as an added bonus, I am NOT A SWORD. Do we have a deal? " |
20 | -->--'''[[http://www.japanator.com/ Karen Leslie's]]''' "brief, but hopefully effective, plea for [[{{Literature/Durarara}} GARtenderly]] affection". |
21 | |
22 | ->"It's alright to jerk off to cartoons" |
23 | ->"The Japanese do it everyday" |
24 | ->"So rub one out for the USA!" |
25 | ->"The USAAAAAAAAAA!" |
26 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheHauntedWorldOfElSuperbeasto'' (The CatFight song) |
27 | |
28 | ->"I want to have his animated children." |
29 | -->--'''A Website/{{Tumblr}} user''', on [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Prince Zuko]] |
30 | |
31 | ->"[[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified MASHIRO-TAN]] IS MY WAIFU!" |
32 | -->-- '''Hajime''', ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying'' |
33 | |
34 | ->"I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK" |
35 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/BaoTheWhale Bao]]''''s infamous tweet as written, in which she... obsesses over Blaidd from VideoGame/EldenRing |
36 | |
37 | ->"Ugh, why did you have to rub it in how lovely (Asami) is? I mean, she's ''so'' pretty. She's sooo pretty and cool. Every time I see her, I get mad." |
38 | -->-- '''Creator/JanetVarney''' for ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'''s Season 1 DVDCommentary[[note]][[HilariousInHindsight Her character is now dating Asami, of course]].[[/note]] |
39 | |
40 | ->"Seriously? [[Creator/GameFreak You]] make a character that's just that strangely attractive to me and she's '''[[StacysMom my mom]]'''? Couldn't she have just been a Gym Leader or something so I wouldn't have felt scummy for it?" |
41 | -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'', Episode 2 |
42 | |
43 | ->"I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything." |
44 | -->--'''Cecilia''', ''Film/ThePurpleRoseOfCairo'' |
45 | |
46 | ->"My dream is to marry [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Jotaro]]-sama, and have a child with him. I think he says to me, [[CatchPhrase 'yare yare daze.']] And [[CasualKink spits on me]]. That's my dream." |
47 | -->-- '''Creator/ShokoNakagawa''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SPFbQq-jNg&t=9m9s to]] Creator/HirohikoAraki |
48 | |
49 | -> '''Lt. Zorin Blitz''': Real quick... does anyone want to explain what we just witnessed?[[note]]Miller throwing off hallucinations of a daughter and a niece but falling wholeheartedly for Sonic with a phallus almost as big as himself saying "I've been waiting for you Miller"[[/note]] |
50 | -> '''Vampire Nazi Soldier''': Ah, I think that was Sonic the Hedgehog from the ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' franchise by Sega. |
51 | -> '''Blitz''': Okay, but... why did it have a foot-long erection? |
52 | -> '''Vampire Nazi Soldier''': The fanbase is... diverse. |
53 | -> '''Blitz''': You mean fucking ''weird''! |
54 | -> '''Vampire Nazi Soldier''': [[RunningGag It's a matter of perspective, really.]] |
55 | -->--''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', episode 7 |
56 | |
57 | ->''Mr. Staples, I couldn't do the homework because I have spring fever. I '''meant''' to do it. But first, just to clear my mind, I watched an episode of "Series/{{Riverdale}}". Before I knew it, I'd written twenty pages of fan fiction about a romantic interlude between myself and Betty Cooper.'' |
58 | -->--'''Nate''', [[https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2022/03/25 this]] ''ComicStrip/BigNate'' strip |
59 | |
60 | ->"From...[[Creator/SquareEnix the company]] that created a whole generation of adults with virtual wives." |
61 | -->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' for ''VideoGame/StrangerOfParadiseFinalFantasyOrigin'' (while showing ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake'', specifically [[InnocentFlowerGirl Aerith]], [[MsFanservice Tifa]], and ''[[AttractiveBentGender Cloud]]'') |
62 | |
63 | ->''"CONFOUND THOSE [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic PONIES]]! THEY DRIVE ME TO UNPROTECTED [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010 BUTT FUN]]!"'' |
64 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkhJOsag8PQ "The Dover Boys of Bronystate -or- 1000 People Accidentally Joined PU"]] |
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