"Ohh, Black Luster Soldier! No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..."
"My first love was an anime character!"
"Remember kids: getting boners over a cartoon character is kind of weird!"
"Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong things."
Nerd #1: You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful. You'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes
Nerd #2: Wow! You're an idiot!
"Celty and Shinra are TOTALLY doing it, so I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I totally want you, and as an added bonus, I am NOT A SWORD. Do we have a deal? "
"It's alright to jerk off to cartoons"
"The Japanese do it everyday"
"So rub one out for the USA!"
"The USAAAAAAAAAA!"