Line #31 Quotes/PeopleSitOnChairs


1	->''"quSDaq ba'" (Sit in a chair)''
2	--> -- '''Klingon phrase for "that is very obvious"'''.
3
4	->''"Some people think everything has to 'mean' something. Well, some things don't mean anything!"''
5	-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''
6
7	->''"This story has everything! People! Furniture! Talking! It's a real American story!"''
8	-->-- '''Hollywood Producer''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS2E2CartmansMomIsStillADirtySlut Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
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10	->'''[[Creator/StephenFry Director]]:''' Let's start right at the beginning, shall we? What's the word... what's the wonder, I wonder, that Creator/WilliamShakespeare decides to begin his sentence with here?\
11	'''[[Creator/HughLaurie Drama Student]]:''' Uhh... "time", that's the first word.\
12	'''Director:''' "Time".\
13	'''Drama Student:''' Yeah.\
14	'''Director:''' ''"Time".''\
15	'''Drama Student:''' ...Yeah.\
16	'''Director:''' And how does Shakespeare decide to spell it, Hugh?\
17	''[beat]''\
18	'''Drama Student:''' T-I-M-E.\
19	'''Director:''' T-I...?\
20	'''Drama Student:''' M.\
21	'''Director:''' ''M''-E!\
22	'''Drama Student:''' Yeah.\
23	'''Director:''' And what sort of spelling of the word "time" is that?\
24	'''Drama Student:''' ...Well, it's the ordinary spelling.\
25	'''Director:''' It's the ordinary spelling, isn't it, it's the ''conventional'' spelling. So why, out of all the spellings he ''could'' have chosen, did Shakespeare choose that one, do you think?
26	-->-- '''Cambridge Footlights 1981 revue'''
27
28	->''"I sit in the chair and think about the word chair. It can also mean the leader of a meeting. It can also mean a mode of execution. It is the first syllable in charity. It is the French word for flesh. None of these facts has any connection with the others."''
29	-->-- ''Literature/TheHandmaidsTale''
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31	->'''Janice:''' Fucking look at him out there.\
32	'''Bobby:''' What?\
33	'''Janice:''' I've seen that 'sitting in the chair' thing.\
34	'''Bobby:''' Come on! [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs People Sit In Chairs]].
35	-->-- ''Series/TheSopranos'', "[[Recap/TheSopranosS6E13SopranoHomeMovies Soprano Home Movies]]"
36
37	->''"'Local Resident Watches Pole?' No one's gonna pay to read this malarkey! When you write these stories, you've gotta use a little imagination, boy."''
38	-->-- '''Mr. Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS6E9BoatingBuddiesTheKrabbyKronicle The Krabby Kronicle]]"
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40	->''"WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR A STORY! I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW: 'A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE.' FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY."''
41	-->-- '''Mettaton''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
42
43	->''''I find shock is best absorbed with the knees bent.''''
44	-->--'''Film/TheWickerMan'''
45
46	->''"It's not just a story of things, it's a story of people sitting on things."''
47	-->-- '''Series/PhilomenaCunk''', ''Cunk on Britain''
48
49	->'''Goss''': Fine, fine, just have your Klingon servant get us some chairs.\
50	'''Worf''': I am in charge of Security.\
51	'''Goss''': Then who gets the chairs?\
52	'''Picard''': [=DaiMon=], due to the delicate nature of these negotiations, all parties have agreed that one representative would suffice. Now I will be happy to provide your consuls with accommodations and you may have my chair.
53	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E8ThePrice The Price]]"

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