Quotes / People Sit on Chairs

"Some people think everything has to 'mean' something. Well, some things don't mean anything!"

"This story has everything! People! Furniture! Talking! It's a real American story!"

Director: Let's start right at the beginning, shall we? What's the word... what's the wonder, I wonder, that William Shakespeare decides to begin his sentence with here?
Drama Student: Uhh... "time", that's the first word.
Director: "Time".
Drama Student: Yeah.
Director: "Time".
Drama Student: ...Yeah.
Director: And how does Shakespeare decide to spell it, Hugh?
[beat]
Drama Student: T-I-M-E.
Director: T-I...?
Drama Student: M.
Director: M-E!
Drama Student: Yeah.
Director: And what sort of spelling of the word "time" is that?
Drama Student: ...Well, it's the ordinary spelling.
Director: It's the ordinary spelling, isn't it, it's the conventional spelling. So why, out of all the spellings he could have chosen, did Shakespeare choose that one, do you think?
Cambridge Footlights 1981 revue

"I sit in the chair and think about the word chair. It can also mean the leader of a meeting. It can also mean a mode of execution. It is the first syllable in charity. It is the French word for flesh. None of these facts has any connection with the others."

"it is a pokemon shoutout. they have dbz shoutouts in this show too, as well as gurren lagann references and some others. they even put the pokeball sound effect in this show a few times makes for some great moments when you notice it "
— A particularly cringeworthy comment on YouTube on the Kill la Kill dub trailer

Janice: Fucking look at him out there.
Bobby: What?
Janice: I've seen that 'sitting in the chair' thing.
Bobby: Come on! People Sit In Chairs.
The Sopranos, "Soprano Home Movies"

"'Local Resident Watches Pole?' No one's gonna pay to read this malarkey! When you write these stories, you've gotta use a little imagination, boy."

"WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR A STORY! I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW: 'A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE.' FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY."
Mettaton, Undertale

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