Line #4 Quotes/NoYay


1	->'''[=Gamekeeper28=]''': Zigzag looks like what would happen if [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Jafar and the Genie]] fused together.\
2	'''Speedyeric''': At least you didn't say if they had a kid, and it would really give me a nightmare tonight.
3	-->-- The comment board on WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler''.
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5	->''They embrace and Tommy teases, “What, no kiss?” I believe this is called The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name For a Damned Good Reason.''
6	-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' recap of ''Film/HudsonHawk''
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8	->''"This teaches us all a valuable lesson—[[SpoofAesop rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it]]."''
9	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedHikariPop Death Note Abridged Series]] ([[https://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/11/ZtfZ4H_8SgU Hikaripop]])''
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11	->''"[[NoIndoorVoice YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOR ME! FOREVER]]!"''
12	-->-- Loud Howard, ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}''
13
14	->''"You know, I USED to like sex. Now, I'll never touch another human-being again."''
15	-->-- ''WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh''
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17	->''"Of all the bizarre 'ships that get play on this site, the one that bothers me the most is probably [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora/Xehanort]]. Not because of the [[AgeGapRomance huge age difference]] or [[UnequalPairing massive power imbalance]], or even that [[PaedoHunt Sora is underage]] - though those are also problems! - but because it obliges me to imagine [[https://78.media.tumblr.com/d9f12ed03d488309afebee0cbe2b0072/tumblr_inline_pa09tgd8rF1r3qkvm_640.png this man]] having sex."''
18	-->--'''David J. Prokopetz'''
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20	->''"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! SantaClaus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"''\
21	''"[[LittleNo No]]. [[{{Squick}} Absolutely not]]. [[BrainBleach Under no circumstances]]. [[NoJustNoReaction He cannot.]]"''
22	-->-- ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'', "Last Tango In Santa's Village"
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24	->'''Hermione''': I love to learn.\
25	'''Harry''': I love magic.\
26	'''Ron''': I love ''you'', Harry.\
27	'''Harry''': Uh...
28	-->-- ''WebVideo/PotterPuppetPals'', "Potter Puppet Pals"
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30	->''"Too young."''
31	-->-- '''Pongo''' when trying to play matchmaker with his owner (a grown man) and seeing a little girl, ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''
32
33	->''"'Ask about [=WooHoo=]'?! No! No, no, no, no, no!"''
34	-->-- '''Anonymous woman''' doing a LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/TheSims4'', using ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' characters and the option came up between Quark (who's middle aged) and Jake (a teenager)
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36	->'''Charles:''' You guys are so naive; it's never 'nothing'. In high school, I played Daddy Warbucks in ''Theatre/{{Annie}}''. Becca Murse played Annie. And we were supposed to hug, on stage. And at first, ''that'' seemed like nothing too. But by opening night, we were full-on making out.\
37	'''Amy:''' As Daddy Warbucks and Annie?\
38	'''Charles:''' Mmm-hmmm... the audience was ''not'' on board. [[HilaritySues Playwright sued the school.]]
39	-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
40
41	->'''Louie:''' Wait, are [Donald and Mrs Beakley] gonna kiss? Ugh!\
42	'''Huey, Dewey, and Webby:''' Ew!
43	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''
44
45	->''...goddamnit, internet, why did you ever give me slash-goggles? Cannot unsee...''
46	-->-- [[https://about-faces.livejournal.com/85386.html This]] [=LiveJournal=] review of "Two-Timer" from ''ComicBook/TheBatmanAdventures'', on Two-Face cupping Batman's face.
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48	->'''Laburnum''': Oh, Lisa, what have they ''done'' to you?!\
49	'''Foxglove''': Made her feature in a badfic.\
50	'''Laburnum''': That I could stand. But, but... underage incest cartoon porn... gah.
51	-->-- ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "[[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission5.htm Moaning Mary, Simpsons Sue]]"
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53	->''"Excuse me, Lord Fraldarius," Manuela spoke up. "Can you please not interrogate my patients? They’re traumatized." She stood up, arching her back to better draw attention to her already quite-visible and ample bosom like a bird showing off its plumage. "I’d be happy to tell you what I know over dinner… and perhaps a few drinks."\
54	Edelgard wished she could warn her that she was hitting on a wrinkly, pasty-faced mole person who tortured children.''
55	-->-- ''Fanfic/AnEagleAmongLions''

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