1 | ->''"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a [[NinjaMaid ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid]], but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."'' |
2 | -->-- [[Creator/AdultSwim adultswim.com]], on ''Anime/CodeGeass'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''[=McNinja=]:''' Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!\ |
5 | '''Mom:''' I'm sorry I didn't mean-\ |
6 | '''[=McNinja=]:''' Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla. |
7 | -->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' |
8 | |
9 | ->''"[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} [Lord English]]] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."'' |
10 | -->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Tumblr |
11 | |
12 | ->''"They became'' vampires''.'' Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.''"'' |
13 | -->-- '''WebComic/AxeCop''', Episode 9 |
14 | |
15 | ->''"'''Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!'''"''\ |
16 | '''Calvin:''' ''This is'' so ''cool!''\ |
17 | '''Hobbes:''' ''This is'' so ''[[CoolButStupid stupid!]]'' |
18 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' |
19 | |
20 | ->''"[[ARareSentence I'd never thought i'd ever say this]] but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"'' |
21 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes'' |
22 | |
23 | ->'''James:''' It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf.\ |
24 | '''Mike:''' The mummy is a fucking werewolf! |
25 | -->-- Cinemassacre reviews ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2011/09/16/face-of-the-screaming-werewolf-commentary/ Face of the Screaming Werewolf]]'' |
26 | |
27 | ->''"yarr, that be what I call synergy"'' |
28 | -->-- '''[[Creator/RoosterTeeth The Corpirate]]''' |
29 | |
30 | ->''"Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Princess Zelda]] is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate."'' |
31 | -->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' |
32 | |
33 | ->''"Then you see the chainsaw ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ''ohmygodthatissocool'' and a chainsaw."'' |
34 | -->-- '''Jackrabbit''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' forums |
35 | |
36 | ->''"I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone."'' |
37 | -->-- Review of the movie ''Film/RoboVampire'' at [[http://encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html Encyclopedia Obscura]] |
38 | |
39 | ->'''Peter:''' Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with [[StuffBlowingUp lots of explosions]] and [[{{Fanservice}} partial nudity]], a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one ''machine''! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot [[GratuitousNinja ninja]] from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.\ |
40 | '''Brian:''' I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! ''(claps hands, signaling five swimsuit models)''\ |
41 | '''Peter:''' [[IgnoreTheFanservice I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy]]. [[EverybodyWasKungFuFighting We must kung-fu fight!]] |
42 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' |
43 | |
44 | ->''Super King has all the powers of a king!\ |
45 | Plus all the powers of ComicBook/{{Superman}}!\ |
46 | Also he's a robot! Ain't he cool?\ |
47 | [[BraggingThemeTune Super King, you rule!]]'' |
48 | -->-- '''Bender'''[='=]s superhero theme tune, ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' |
49 | |
50 | ->''"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"'' |
51 | -->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' |
52 | |
53 | ->''"You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!"'' |
54 | -->-- '''Hermes''' ([[BunnyEarsLawyer a Jamaican limboing accountant]]), ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' |
55 | |
56 | ->''"Hey, we need [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo]] to power up, why not [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands add another new trait to him]] to make him the true Soul Reaper-Hollow-Quincy-[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Ninja]]-[[Manga/OnePiece Pirate]]-[[Manga/DragonBall Saiyan]]-Franchise/{{Gundam}} hybrid [[BlatantLies he definitely always was from the start]]?"'' |
57 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''', [[https://youtu.be/lyR-Gk0RAiQ "How to Fix Shonen Anime's Biggest Problem]] |
58 | |
59 | ->''"A cat burglar working for the mob, who uses Mantis Style Kung Fu.... Honestly, he is probably the best character in the game, since he's basically a mutant blender mix of a 1920s gangster, [[Franchise/StreetFighter Vega]], and Batman."'' |
60 | -->-- '''Larcen''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/eternalchampions/eternalchampions1.htm on]] ''VideoGame/EternalChampions'', ''Website/HardcoreGaming101'' |
61 | |
62 | ->''"I am [[HumanAliens an alien from beyond the stars]] [[DarkMagicalGirl that uses the art of magic]]."'' |
63 | -->-- '''Yuki Nagato''', ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'', "[[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00]]" |
64 | |
65 | ->''"Ninja Catholic Suicide-Bombers. What a fun day!"'' |
66 | -->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
67 | |
68 | ->''"He's a Nazi fucking werewolf?! […] So he's ''also'' a ''ghost''?! [[FlatWhat What the fuck.]]"'' |
69 | -->-- '''Seras Victoria''' regarding '''[[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent the Captain]]''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
70 | |
71 | ->''"The hideous, mutant squid has escaped again, and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!"'' |
72 | -->-- '''Zim''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'', "[[Recap/InvaderZimS2E3ZimEatsWaffles Zim Eats Waffles]]" |
73 | |
74 | ->''"What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell? ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Oh my god, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"'' |
75 | -->-- '''Marik''', ''WebVideo/MarikPlaysBloodlines'' |
76 | |
77 | ->''"[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes. Ninja Were-Chickens.]]"'' |
78 | -->-- '''Caption''', ''ComicBook/MightyAvengers2013'' |
79 | |
80 | ->'''Iruka:''' Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!\ |
81 | '''Naruto:''' But sensei, you are not a robot! You are a human being!\ |
82 | '''Iruka:''' Oh, I guess that part was just in my dream then... |
83 | -->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'' |
84 | |
85 | ->''"You cannot defeat our Titan-mounted submarine staffed by cannibal Vikings!"'' |
86 | -->-- The cast of ''ComicBook/{{Nodwick}}'' to [[http://comic.nodwick.com/?comic=2004-08-04-2 ninja pirates on a T. rex-mounted galleon]] |
87 | |
88 | ->''"A punk-rock pirate killer whale...? ''(groan)'' It's official -- society's on the road to ruin."'' |
89 | -->-- '''[[Characters/AceAttorneyPhoenixWright Phoenix Wright]]''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'', Case 5-DLC: "Turnabout Reclaimed" |
90 | |
91 | ->'''Narrator:''' However, no previous adventure could prepare Qwark for his encounter with the dread pirate Blackstar and his crew of... [[WhoWritesThisCrap oh, please tell me this is a typo]].\ |
92 | '''Qwark:''' That's "Robotic Pirate Ghosts". Guess reading wasn't your strong suit, eh Professor? |
93 | -->-- ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal'' |
94 | |
95 | ->''"Ports update: Your ship (ship name) wisely avoided interfering in a battle between a monkey ninja ship and a pirate zombie ship."'' |
96 | -->-- ''VideoGame/RuneScape'', possible mission report from the "Player-Owned Ports" minigame |
97 | |
98 | ->''"Heck, yeah! Zombie pirate ninja fanboy in space!"'' |
99 | -->-- '''Guise''', ''TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse'' |
100 | |
101 | ->''"I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!"'' |
102 | -->-- '''Carmelita Spats''', ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'' |
103 | |
104 | ->''"Just your average plant monster dog."'' |
105 | -->-- The Villain Vault description for '''Slobber Trap''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Trap Team]]'' |
106 | |
107 | ->''"But really, bitching about secret baby plots aside, this item is more a warning about the tendency some [[RomanceNovel romance]] authors have for slapping together a bunch of hackneyed themes. Does your book feature a werewolf amnesiac cowboy? Does the [[VampiresAreSexGods vampire]] boardroom mistress long for a Navy SEAL sheikh?"'' |
108 | -->-- ''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books'', "The Top Ten Signs You're Reading a Very Bad Romance Novel" |
109 | |
110 | ->'''Cartman:''' AAAAGH! NAZI ZOMBIE [[spoiler:PRINCESS KENNY]]!!!\ |
111 | '''Kyle:''' [[OhCrap FUCK!]] |
112 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth'' |
113 | |
114 | ->'''Squidward:''' I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player. Or a king! Or a spaceman!\ |
115 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or a football-playing king in space! ...With a mustache. |
116 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E7AsSeenOnTVCanYouSpareADime Can You Spare a Dime?]]" |
117 | |
118 | ->''"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]'', ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Series/DoctorWho'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, and ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."'' |
119 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' on ''VideoGame/UltimaI'' |
120 | |
121 | ->'''Alma:''' Has anyone ever told you how weird it is that you have a viking cat for a partner?\ |
122 | '''Shepard:''' You walk around with a power-armored Hispanic teddy bear. |
123 | -->-- ''Fanfic/{{Vigil}}'' |
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