1 | ->''"You're watching the [[Creator/{{Syfy}} Sci Fi Channel]], television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"'' |
2 | -->--Pre-skit tagline from ''Series/MadTV1995'' |
3 | |
4 | ->* Kederaji is now officially offended by UsefulNotes/TheRedCross. |
5 | ->'''<[=FraX=]>''' How much blood did they want today? |
6 | ->'''<Kederaji>''' Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle? |
7 | ->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Yeah. |
8 | ->'''<Kederaji>''' Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No". |
9 | ->'''<Kederaji>''' Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No." |
10 | ->'''<Kederaji>''' The bastard. |
11 | ->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Was he right? |
12 | ->'''<Kederaji>''' He was, but that's not the point! |
13 | -->-- ''Bash.org'' |
14 | |
15 | ->'''Nerd 1:''' I'm holding five energy cards and a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Hokéycon]]! |
16 | ->'''Nerd 2:''' So? I'm holding three trainer cards and two evolution cards! |
17 | ->'''Musty:''' I know something these two will never hold-a woman! |
18 | -->--''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', Hokéycon |
19 | |
20 | ->''"I'll have you know that the great ''Hououin Kyouma'', with his 170 IQ -the same as ''Isaac Newton'''s, might I add- [[SourGrapes finds research more interesting than girls!]]"'' |
21 | -->-- '''Okabe "Hououin Kyouma" Rintarou,''' ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate'' |
22 | |
23 | ->Q: Who shot first? Han or Greedo?\ |
24 | A: Sleep with somebody. |
25 | -->-- ''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses'' |
26 | |
27 | ->'''Elias:''' (holding an onion ring) Hey Randal...[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings one ring to rule them all...]] |
28 | ->'''Randal:''' And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her. |
29 | -->-- ''Film/ClerksII'' |
30 | |
31 | ->'''Linus:''' What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"? |
32 | ->'''[[{{Trekkie}} Admiral Seasholtz]]:''' ''[Replies in fluent Klingon]'' |
33 | -->-- ''Film/{{Fanboys}}'' |
34 | |
35 | ->'''Yahtzee:''' (Increasingly amused) "... there's a moral choice aspect where you answer questions based on your own substantial experience with relationships *stifled laughter*" |
36 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}'' |
37 | |
38 | ->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more. |
39 | ->'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' Ye cannae do that, sir! Ye don't have the power! |
40 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "They Saved Lisa's Brain" |
41 | |
42 | ->''You don't want teenagers havin' sex but you don't want 'em playin' "TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons" either? Isn't that like sayin' you don't want 'em to get sick but you'd hate to see them get vaccinations?'' |
43 | -->--'''Fred [=MacIntire=]''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' |
44 | |
45 | ->'''Stu:''' I work for a company that... Basically, we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements, and then we build software to fit those requirements.\ |
46 | '''Pauline Ivanovich''': He is a virgin! He is a virgin! |
47 | -->--''Film/WhatWeDoInTheShadows'' |
48 | |
49 | ->'''Andrew:''' And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.\ |
50 | '''Xander:''' You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you? |
51 | -->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Two to Go" |
52 | |
53 | ->''I’m sorry for doing gags about how gamers are lonely and desperate for female companionship. I would feel more sorry if these strips didn’t tend to elicit a lot of positive responses from gamers.'' |
54 | -->'''Shaenon Garrity''', ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'' [[http://narbonic.com/comic/january-26-31-2004/ commentary]] |
55 | |
56 | ->''Like calling someone a virgin in response to their review of a fantasy novel, despite the fact that virgins often have in-depth knowledge of fantasy universes.'' |
57 | --> JG Keely, from [[https://starsbeetlesandfools.blogspot.com/2015/03/your-guide-to-terrible-goodreads.html this blog post.]] |
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