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Quotes: Nerds Are Virgins
"You're watching the Sci Fi Channel, television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"
—Pre-skit tagline from MADtv

* Kederaji is now officially offended by The Red Cross.
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
— bash.org

Nerd 1: I'm holding five energy cards and a Hokéycon!
Nerd 2: So? I'm holding three trainer cards and two evolution cards!
Musty: I know something these two will never hold-a woman!
MAD, Hokéycon

"I'll have you know that the great Hououin Kyouma, with his 170 IQ -the same as Isaac Newton's, might I add- finds research more interesting than girls!"
Okabe "Hououin Kyouma" Rintarou, Steins;Gate


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