1 | ->''"The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a'' nightmare! ''Give me two'' fire-breathing whores! ''Any day of the week!"'' |
2 | -->-- '''Creator/BillyConnolly''' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"Monogamy is for the weak!"'' |
5 | -->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' |
6 | |
7 | ->''"I want a girl who likes to play dirty games''\ |
8 | ''She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names''\ |
9 | ''And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me''\ |
10 | ''She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up''\ |
11 | ''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... oh I want one for myself''\ |
12 | ''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... and there will be nobody else"'' |
13 | -->-- '''IndigoEtheridge''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDwx5lN3xI "Monogamous Slut"]] |
14 | |
15 | ->''"I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?"'' |
16 | -->-- '''Dr. Girlfriend''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' |
17 | |
18 | ->'''Wife:''' Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!\ |
19 | '''Husband:''' My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!\ |
20 | '''Commentor:''' Your relative has lived my dream! |
21 | -->-- '''Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread''', ''Website/TVTropes'' |
22 | |
23 | ->''"I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, looking back, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits."'' |
24 | -->-- '''Cindy Margolis''' on how many sex partners she's had |
25 | |
26 | ->''"Wouldn't it be nice to [[TheCasanova be like men and get notches in your belt]] and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?"'' |
27 | -->-- '''Creator/MarilynMonroe''' |
28 | |
29 | -> ''"I hear from so many women who wish their husbands would agree to an open marriage, and I hear from so many women who are lucky enough to be in an open marriage and who cite that as a main reason that they are such attentive wives."'' |
30 | -->-- '''Mande Wilkes''', ''[[http://www.fitsnews.com/2011/11/07/wilkes-why-open-marriages-benefit-women/ Why Open Marriages Benefit Women]]'' |
31 | |
32 | ->''"And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife."'' |
33 | -->-- '''James Reynolds''', ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Say No To This" |
34 | |
35 | ->''"The only people who don't like sluts are the people who don't get any."'' |
36 | -->-- '''Suzanne Berhow''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' |
37 | |
38 | ->''"I bought my girlfriend a book called ''Cheap & Easy Vegetarian Cooking''. Which was perfect for her, since not only is she a vegetarian..."'' |
39 | -->-- '''Creator/JimmyCarr''' |
40 | |
41 | ->'''This occurs, for example when Creator/ChevyChase meets Christie Brinkley, the woman of his fantasies, in a motel bar and, with am alacrity born of the male dreams of the [[http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sexually%20Liberated liberated female]], she promptly leads him to the swimming pool, [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl disrobes and jumps in]]. |
42 | -->--'''Joe Pollack''', ''[[http://newspapers.com/image/140798602/?terms=national%2Blampoon%27Bs%2Bvacation%2Bchristie%2Bbrinkley%2Bliberated National Lampoon's Vacation]]'' |
43 | |
44 | ->''She kissed me so hard I saw stars, and I wondered how many other Hollywood types had blown into her overheated life looking for a beer. But for the next half hour it was only me. A hero, she'd said. But what I did to her wasn't going to earn me any medals.'' |
45 | -->-- ''Fallen Angels'', "Tomorrow I Die" |
46 | |
47 | ->''You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it'' |
48 | -->--'''Music/LilPump''', "I Love It" |
49 | |
50 | ->''S-L-U-T''\ |
51 | ''She may be a slut, but she looks good to me'' |
52 | -->--'''Music/ToddRundgren''', "[[Music/SomethingAnything Slut]]" |
53 | |
54 | ->'''Cartman:''' Kenny, your girlfriend is... a notorious whore. She even gave a kid named Dave Darsky a BJ in the parking lot of T.G.I. Friday's.\ |
55 | '''Kenny:''' ...Huh?\ |
56 | '''Cartman:''' Your girlfriend's a slut, dude!\ |
57 | '''Kenny:''' ''(long {{Beat}}) '''WOO-HOOOOO!!!''''' |
58 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS13E1TheRing The Ring]]" |
59 | |
60 | ->''"The key here is not to mask your needs just because you think your partner or others expect it from you. For instance, Grape wants [[CasualKink huge buff werewolf-slash-weretiger lovers]] and I don't begrudge her for that. And it took me some time to get over my personal jealousy, but we're better for it! If it makes her happy, I'm happy for her!"'' |
61 | -->-- '''[[https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2019/03/13/full-frontal-honesty/ Maxwell]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' |
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