1 | ->''"Lemons are stories that explicitly depict sexual activities, so named because they leave a sour taste in one's mouth, if not other places. A lime is a lemon with most of the really good bits taken out."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Gary Kleppe''', "[[http://www.garykleppe.org/fanfic/ffguide.txt A Guide to Writing Really, Really Good Fanfiction]]." |
3 | |
4 | ->''"A Lemon-fic doesn't need to be vulgar. It just needs to make you check your parents aren't in the house. And a ''good'' Lemon-fic just needs to make you want to read the next chapter. Except, one-handed."'' |
5 | -->-- '''Anonymous''' |
6 | |
7 | ->''"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my mouth."'' |
8 | -->-- ''Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis'', by Pearson "Doc" Mui. |
9 | |
10 | ->''“I wouldn’t have minded a rather more detailed conclusion ''[to ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'']'' — say, a twenty-page sex scene featuring the two principals, with Mr. Darcy, furthermore, acquitting himself uncommonly well.”'' |
11 | -->-- '''Martin Amis''' |
12 | |
13 | ->'''Kasumi:''' Would you like something from the fruit bowl to finish with?\ |
14 | '''Kentaro:''' Sure! Let's see, you've got oranges, apples, grapes... is this a lemon?\ |
15 | '''Kasumi:''' Goodness, no. Just an ordinary fanfic. |
16 | -->-- '''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Kasumi Tendo]]''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall dents the Fourth Wall]] in ''[[http://www.garykleppe.org/comics.html There Goes The Neighborhood]]'', by Gary Kleppe |
17 | |
18 | ->So what are a [[PluckyGirl plucky reporter]] and a [[Franchise/{{Superman}} super powered alien]] to do? |
19 | ->Have sex, that's what they do. Knock boots, bumb uglies, grind genitals. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Maybe they solve a crime, maybe they write an article for the Daily Planet, but the important thing is they screw like bunnies.]] |
20 | -->-- ''[[http://two-of-us.svtometropolis.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=14 The Clark Kent and Chloe Sullivan Mysteries]]'' by Fire[[AccidentalPun bunny]] |
21 | |
22 | ->They banged. TheEnd. |
23 | -->-- ''Fanfic/LoveAtFirstSightHarryPotter'' gets down to the bare essentials. |
24 | |
25 | ->''"And then they all kissed-a Kevin and got-a super pregnant! TheEnd."'' |
26 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]''', [[WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals "Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters"]] |
27 | |
28 | ->''"Let's act out my [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] fanfiction. I'll pick something family friendly. (starts sorting) No no, not that one, eh...ohh, definitely not ''that'' one. Not that one either..."'' |
29 | -->-- '''Mark the Tapir''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' season 2 episode 5, "The Biggest Fan". Picking out a SFW fic is harder than it looks. |
30 | |
31 | ->''"And then Jack turned to Yusei and said 'Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive.'"'' |
32 | -->-- '''[[Anime/YuGiOh5ds Yusei]]''' reading an excerpt from a Yusei/Jack Yaoi fanfic from ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Bonds Beyond Time Abridged]]'' |
33 | |
34 | ->Jesus' eyes widened an imperceptible amount as he took in the sight of Noah, naked, before him. |
35 | ->Fumbling for something witty, he said, "So the ark's not the only bit of wood my father gave you." |
36 | ->Noah grinned – his grey eyes flashing in lust. "Your father isn't the only one who gives me wood." |
37 | ->Jesus laughed. "I can see that." |
38 | -->-- [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5957981/1/Take-Me-Into-Your-Ark "Take Me Into Your Ark"]], a [[Literature/TheBible Biblical]] fanfic. |
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