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2 | |
3 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
4 | |
5 | ->''"Shirotabi, my friends over there think you're a rabbit serial killer. [[GenreBlindness And in the movies, this would be the part where I foolishly trust you not to kill me, and stick my hand in the cage.]]"'' |
6 | -->-- '''[[LonersAreFreaks Mio Imai]]''', ''Anime/GhostStories'' English dub |
7 | |
8 | [[/folder]] |
9 | |
10 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
11 | |
12 | ->''"Cuddly widdle bears of '''''death!?'''" |
13 | -->-- '''Tabitha Smith''', ''ComicBook/{{Nextwave}}'' |
14 | |
15 | [[/folder]] |
16 | |
17 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
18 | |
19 | ->''"Allow me to introduce myself... I am Illyasviel Von Einzbern. My family refers to me as 'Tiny Murder Machine.'"'' |
20 | -->-- ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged'' |
21 | |
22 | ->''"Here the author inserts an explanation. Most people think of rabbits as cute peaceful creatures - unless they have read ''Literature/WatershipDown''.\ |
23 | DOMESTIC rabbits may be that way, but wild rabbits can be quite belligerent, fight ruthlessly, and are pretty tough for something on their link of the food chain.\ |
24 | And Nabiki, who would normally stay back and say that it's not her problem, was at the moment in full blown berserk wild rabbit mode."'' |
25 | -->-- ''Fanfic/GirlDays'' |
26 | |
27 | ->''"Oh, I've always liked rabbits. Tough critters in the wild, you know, real fighters. Besides, dogs are too much trouble, compared to rabbits."'' |
28 | -->-- '''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/380988/2/PARAGON Paragon]]'' Chapter #2 |
29 | |
30 | ->'''Asuna:''' Sheeptar the Sheep King, your reign is at an end...\ |
31 | '''Klein:''' If that thing hadn't already killed seven of us, I'd say this is a really stupid boss.\ |
32 | [...]\ |
33 | '''Asuna:''' Sooo... how is ''your'' day goin'? You're lookin' pretty relaxed there, [[TermsOfEndangerment buddy.]]\ |
34 | '''Kirito:''' Ah, pretty good. This grass feels amazing...\ |
35 | '''Asuna:''' Cool, cool. You, uh, you wanna know what ''I'' did today?\ |
36 | '''Kirito:''' Not particularly, but I suspect that wasn't a real question-\ |
37 | '''Asuna:''' I WAS FIGHTING GOD-DAMNED SHEEPTAR!! ''[[SarcasmMode It was great!]] You shoulda been there!'' He was [[WallCrawl climbin' the walls,]] [[SuperSpit spittin' acid-]]\ |
38 | '''Kirito:''' We're still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a fluffy [[Franchise/{{Alien}} xenomorph?]]\ |
39 | '''Asuna:''' ''It's a really stupid boss!''\ |
40 | '''Kirito:''' Apparently not ''that'' stupid if it killed seven of you...\ |
41 | '''Asuna:''' (''sigh'') Twelve now, actually. |
42 | -->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' |
43 | |
44 | ->'''Sophie, narrating the fight:''' Skitty's gonna do a hit.\ |
45 | '''Kai:''' Hyper Beam.\ |
46 | '''Sophie:''' ''Actually''... yeah, so, that hits. Skitty does Hyper Beam for eight damage. You see Kabutops just launch back and sets a little ways away from both of you guys. Skitty is now in the battle and she's backing you guys up. She's in front of the cave where Soren and Abbie are and she's guarding them.\ |
47 | '''Parker:''' Dear... ''God''.\ |
48 | '''Kai:''' What the fuck? |
49 | -->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/qq6hGCp7UXs Mystery Dungeon with Critical Chaos]]'', Episode 1. For reference, Skitty is a two-foot-tall cat and Hyper Beam is ''Pokemon'''s take on the WaveMotionGun[[labelnote:*]]And eight damage is a ''lot'' by the tabletop game ruleset[[/labelnote]]. |
50 | |
51 | ->'''Zelda:''' Up until the first Great Calamity, there's not much more detail than 'King Rauru and Queen Sonia', 'Imprisoning War', 'Settlement of Necluda', 'Mapping of Hebra and Akkala', 'Cucco War', 'Golden Age of the Sheikah'."\ |
52 | '''Link:''' I'm sorry, what was that about the cuccos?\ |
53 | '''Zelda:''' But that's just ''it''. We don't ''know'' what that was about the cuccos, because there's not enough information. All we know is that at some point, Hyrule 'fought a war' against cuccos. And lost, apparently. |
54 | -->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/47958793/chapters/121217236 A Kingdom's Recovery]]'', a ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild[=/=][[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom Tears of the Kingdom]]'' fanfic |
55 | |
56 | [[/folder]] |
57 | |
58 | [[folder:Film - Animated]] |
59 | ->'''Gobber:''' Meet the Terrible Terror.\ |
60 | ''(camera pans down to a chihuahua-sized dragon)''\ |
61 | '''Tuffnut:''' Ha! It's like the size of my- OHHHH GET IT OFF! |
62 | --> --''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2010'' |
63 | [[/folder]] |
64 | |
65 | [[folder:Film - Live-Action]] |
66 | |
67 | ->'''Tim the Enchanter:''' Behold! The Cave of Caerbannog!\ |
68 | '''King Arthur:''' Right. Keep me covered.\ |
69 | '''Sir Galahad:''' What with?\ |
70 | '''Arthur:''' ...Just keep me covered.\ |
71 | '''Tim:''' Too late! (''ScareChord'') There it is!\ |
72 | '''Arthur:''' Where?\ |
73 | '''Tim:''' There! (''points at a white rabbit'')\ |
74 | '''Arthur:''' What, behind the rabbit?\ |
75 | '''Tim:''' It ''is'' the rabbit.\ |
76 | '''Arthur:''' (''beat'') ''You silly sod!''\ |
77 | '''Tim:''' Wot?\ |
78 | '''Arthur:''' You got us all worked up!\ |
79 | '''Tim:''' Well that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!\ |
80 | '''[[DirtyCoward Sir Robin:]]''' You tit! I [[BringMyBrownPants soiled my armor]] I was so scared!\ |
81 | '''Tim:''' Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!\ |
82 | '''Galahad:''' Get stuffed!\ |
83 | '''Tim:''' He'll do ''you'' up a treat, mate!\ |
84 | '''Galahad:''' Oh yeah?\ |
85 | '''Robin:''' You manky Scots git!\ |
86 | '''Tim:''' ''I'm warning you!''\ |
87 | '''Robin:''' What's he do, nibble your bum?\ |
88 | '''Tim:''' He's got huge, sharp... he can leap about... ''look at the bones!''\ |
89 | '''Arthur:''' C'mon Bors, chop its head off.\ |
90 | '''Sir Bors:''' Right, silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew, comin' right up!\ |
91 | (''Bors dons his helmet and marches towards the [[TropeNamer Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog]]'')\ |
92 | '''Tim:''' Look!\ |
93 | (''ScareChord as the rabbit squeaks and tears Bors' head off in a single pounce'')\ |
94 | '''Arthur:''' ''JAY-SUS CHRIST!!''\ |
95 | '''Tim:''' I warned you!\ |
96 | '''Robin:''' I've done it again! |
97 | -->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' |
98 | |
99 | ->''"Pathetic? He's Hitler with a tail! This is ''Film/TheOmen'' with whiskers! Nostradamus didn't see this thing coming!"'' |
100 | -->-- '''Ernie''', ''Film/MouseHunt'' |
101 | |
102 | ->''"Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!"'' |
103 | -->-- '''Officer Lopez''', ''Film/NightOfTheLepus'' |
104 | |
105 | [[/folder]] |
106 | |
107 | [[folder:Literature]] |
108 | |
109 | ->''"Haymitch had his own troubles over in the woods, where the fluffy golden squirrels turned out to be carnivorous and attacked in packs, and the butterfly stings brought agony if not death."'' |
110 | -->-- '''Katniss Everdeen,''' ''[[Literature/TheHungerGames Catching Fire]]'' |
111 | |
112 | [[/folder]] |
113 | |
114 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
115 | |
116 | ->'''Clarkson:''' That is a, um, rabbit. I think it's going to attack me, look, it's poised.\ |
117 | (''camera focuses on a hare frozen and wide-eyed with terror'')\ |
118 | '''May:''' It's very tame.\ |
119 | '''Clarkson:''' It isn't tame, it's never seen a [[TheAllegedCar Lancia Beta coupe]] before and it's ''stunned''.\ |
120 | '''May:''' To be honest, I was pretty scared when I saw it. Why doesn't it just run off?\ |
121 | '''Clarkson:''' What if it leaps up and bites my throat out?\ |
122 | '''May:''' I'll laugh. |
123 | -->-- ''Series/TopGear'' goes to Africa and is slightly disappointed by the quality of its wildlife encounters |
124 | |
125 | [[/folder]] |
126 | |
127 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
128 | |
129 | ->''"Amusingly enough, I once had [an ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}''] game where I had a rating 5 familiar listed on my sheet. When the other players asked what it was, I didn't tell them. When they saw that I carried a hamster with me, they laughed, and thought my Familiar was something else...\ |
130 | Well, right up until they saw the hamster rip an ocean dragon to shreds."'' |
131 | -->-- Poster '''Nocte ex Mortis''', [[http://forum.theonyxpath.com/forum/main-category/exalted/110667-so-i-head-butted-the-ebon-dragon-juggernaut-malfeas-kukla-into-submission/page2 this thread]] |
132 | |
133 | ->''"Suffer the little creatures, for they may yet rise up and beat you senseless."'' |
134 | -->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://magiccards.info/od/en/239.html "Druid's Call"]] |
135 | |
136 | ->''"It's surprising how well cute and vicious go together."'' |
137 | -->-- Squirrel token card, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' |
138 | |
139 | [[/folder]] |
140 | |
141 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
142 | |
143 | ->''"[[GoodBadBugs I think I made the fish too hardcore.]]"'' |
144 | -->-- '''[[WordOfGod Toady One]]''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' |
145 | |
146 | ->''"What a cute little girl."'' |
147 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Jecht]]''' on [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]], ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy'' |
148 | |
149 | ->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyII Firion]]:''' She has the appearance of a child.\ |
150 | '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]]:''' And the aura of something from your nightmares. |
151 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasyNT'', also on Shantotto. |
152 | |
153 | ->''"[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Don't mess with a bunny!]]"'' |
154 | -->-- '''Yarne,''' ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'' |
155 | |
156 | ->''"I think they are deadly poisonous Zanzibar '' hamsters.''"'' |
157 | -->-- '''Yozef Norden''', ''VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake'' |
158 | |
159 | ->''"But what about Li'l Judd? I'm not sure I trust him. That sweet angelic smile unnerves me. It's always the cute ones, you know..."'' |
160 | -->-- '''Marina''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' |
161 | |
162 | ->''"Its friendly face, its easy stride—'' |
163 | ->''That's all a front. Let me be blunt;'' |
164 | ->''[[SuperPersistentPredator It leaves you with nowhere to hide.]]"'' |
165 | -->-- '''Agent 8''' on the [[CuteMachines Autobomb]], ''VideoGame/Splatoon2: Octo Expansion'' |
166 | |
167 | [[/folder]] |
168 | |
169 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
170 | |
171 | ->'''Gabe:''' Don't just run over there and attack it. We should check him out first.\ |
172 | '''Gailgwynnych:''' It's a ''rabbit''. Look how big I am. I'm huge. Plus, I've got this sword. I think I can handle a fucking rodent, you ''pussy''...\ |
173 | (''the big guy walks offscreen, but...'')\ |
174 | '''Gailgwynnych:''' (''offscreen'') What are you doing? Help me! Cast a spell or something! HE IS THE RUINER OF WORLDS!\ |
175 | (''later'')\ |
176 | '''Kara:''' Did you help him?\ |
177 | '''Gabe:''' No. It turns out it was the king of all rabbits, indeed of all rabbit-kind. Their lord. The single template from which all other rabbits were wrought. |
178 | -->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' plays ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI'' and encounters [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/11/12/ The Omega Hare]]. |
179 | |
180 | ->'''Godhound''': Do not attempt to run, little morsel! We are Godhounds and we can smell fear! (''sniffs'') [[OhCrap Oh! It's me!]]\ |
181 | '''Bun-bun''': (''[[DramaticGunCock Ka-click]]'') I'm counting to three. Onetwothree. |
182 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' |
183 | |
184 | ->''"Tell the ultimate bio-weapon to stop licking you."'' |
185 | -->-- '''Ervoth von Lucifuge''', ''Webcomic/{{Starslip}} Crisis'' |
186 | |
187 | [[/folder]] |
188 | |
189 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
190 | |
191 | ->''"What kind of mocking God created creatures with poofy ears and big black noses that don't want belly rubs?"'' |
192 | -->-- '''Lore Sjoberg''', ''[[https://web.archive.org/web/20110130210747/http://www.bookofratings.com:80/archive.html The Book Of Ratings]]'', "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20090526004302/http://www.bookofratings.com:80/marsupials.html Marsupials]]" |
193 | |
194 | ->''"This is an animal [[MixAndMatchCritters so deliriously ridiculous]], biologists [[RealityIsUnrealistic refused to believe it could possibly be anything but an elaborate hoax]] when it was first discovered. To put this in perspective, these exact same biologists [[ArbitrarySkepticism believed that rotting meat spontaneously generated maggots and saw nothing wrong with pouring liquid heroin down babies' throats]]. Platypi are that ridiculous. [...] The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cripple you.""'' |
195 | -->-- '''Alex Levinton''' of ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html "The Six Cutest Creatures That Can Still Destroy You"]] |
196 | [[/folder]] |
197 | |
198 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
199 | |
200 | ->''"ARE YOU INSANE!?! A knife is useless against those ''massive'' claws! They could rip a tank apart! Jesus Christ!"'' |
201 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Naked Snake]],''' in a fatal encounter with a Kenyan Mangrove Crab, ''Crab Battle'' |
202 | |
203 | ->''"Don't [[{{Undercrank}} twitch]] at ''me'', buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you!"'' |
204 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' to the future Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB_4BnQe-qc while playing]] ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3'' |
205 | |
206 | ->''"They've even got pictures, and [[AllThereInTheManual the books certainly do tell you]] that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have ''no'' memory of this, and I've ''read'' the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the ''Ultima'' [[http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Seahorses wiki]] it says seahorses in ''Runes of Virtue'' have no interest in starting a fight with you -- but by God, they will fucking [[VideogameCrueltyPunishment FINISH]] it."'' |
207 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue'' |
208 | |
209 | ->''"Fun fact, every ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' fan is afraid of butterflies. That's part of the canon."'' |
210 | -->-- '''[=AntDude=]''' talking about [[ThatOneBoss Morpho Knight]] in ''VideoGame/KirbyAndTheForgottenLand'' |
211 | |
212 | [[/folder]] |
213 | |
214 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
215 | |
216 | ->''"You should have hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable!"'' |
217 | -->-- '''Marceline,''' after the Dimple Plant becomes a giant mutated monster, ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' |
218 | |
219 | -> '''Honeybee:''' How did a moose even get in here?!\ |
220 | '''Moon:''' Oh, moose can get in anywhere. Last fall, one got into the school gym during a basketball game.\ |
221 | '''Ham:''' He made the winning basket and then nearly killed the coach.\ |
222 | '''Wolf:''' Yeah, moose are super dangerous, my love.\ |
223 | '''Honeybee:''' But they're so big and cute, like Creator/JasonMomoa.\ |
224 | '''Wolf:''' I find him more brutally handsome than cute, but... |
225 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth''', "[[Recap/TheGreatNorthS1E1SexiMooseAdventure Sexi Moose Adventure]]" |
226 | |
227 | ->''[Two Pyrithian swamp gobblers--terrifying-looking creatures with scythes on their forearms--notice a moopsy, an absolutely adorable cat-like marshmallow thing, roaming free, and begin to instinctively cower in fear]''\ |
228 | '''Narj''': Hm? ''[does a DoubleTake and [[OhCrap begins to freak out]]]'' '''Oh, [[SoundEffectBleep f**k]]! The moopsy is free!'''\ |
229 | '''Mariner''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, no, your cuddliest prisoner is loose. Whatever shall we do?]]\ |
230 | '''Narj''': You don't understand! Everything here is ''incredibly'' dangerous!\ |
231 | '''Moopsy''': ''[shoves a drain grate aside and enters the swamp gobblers' enclosure]'' [[PokemonSpeak Moopsy.]]\ |
232 | '''Ransom''': Can't be worse than the swamp gobblers.\ |
233 | '''Narj''': ''Of course it's worse!'' They only gobble you; the moopsy ''[[BodyHorror drinks your bones!]]'' |
234 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'', "[[Recap/StarTrekLowerDecksS4E02IHaveNoBonesYetIMustFlee I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee]]" |
235 | [[/folder]] |
236 |
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