History Quotes / KillerRabbit

20th Feb '18 4:01:13 PM Tacitus
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->'''Tim the Enchanter:''' Behold! The Cave of Caerbannog!\\
'''King Arthur:''' Right. Keep me covered.\\
'''Sir Galahad:''' What with?\\
'''Arthur:''' ...Just keep me covered.\\
'''Tim:''' Too late! (''ScareChord'') There it is!\\
'''Arthur:''' Where?\\
'''Tim:''' There! (''points at a white rabbit'')\\
'''Arthur:''' What, behind the rabbit?\\
'''Tim:''' It ''is'' the rabbit.\\
'''Arthur:''' (''beat'') ''You silly sod!''\\
'''Tim:''' Wot?\\
'''Arthur:''' You got us all worked up!\\
'''Tim:''' Well that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!\\
'''[[DirtyCoward Sir Robin:]]''' You tit! I [[BringMyBrownPants soiled my armor]] I was so scared!\\
'''Tim:''' Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!\\
'''Galahad:''' Get stuffed!\\
'''Tim:''' He'll do ''you'' up a treat, mate!\\
'''Galahad:''' Oh yeah?\\
'''Robin:''' You manky Scots git!\\
'''Tim:''' ''I'm warning you!''\\
'''Robin:''' What's he do, nibble your bum?\\
'''Tim:''' He's got huge, sharp... he can leap about... ''look at the bones!''\\
'''Arthur:''' C'mon Bors, chop its head off.\\
'''Sir Bors:''' Right, silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew, comin' right up!\\
(''Bors dons his helmet and marches towards the [[TropeNamer Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog]]'')\\
'''Tim:''' Look!\\
(''ScareChord as the rabbit squeaks and tears Bors' head off in a single pounce'')\\
'''Arthur:''' ''JESUS CHRIST!!''\\
'''Tim:''' I warned you!\\
'''Robin:''' I've done it again!
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
2nd Feb '18 7:10:44 PM AuraXtreme
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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Jecht]]''' on [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]], VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Jecht]]''' on [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]], VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy
''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''

->'''[[FinalFantasyII Firion]]:''' She has the appearance of a child.
->'''[[FinalFantasyX Tidus]]:''' [[GenreSavvy And the aura of something from your nightmares]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasyNT'', also on Shantotto.
8th Aug '17 10:11:49 PM Scrounge
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-->-- '''Lore Sjoberg''', ''[[http://www.bookofratings.com The Book Of Ratings]]'', "[[http://www.bookofratings.com/marsupials.html Marsupials]]"

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-->-- '''Lore Sjoberg''', ''[[http://www.''[[https://web.archive.org/web/20110130210747/http://www.bookofratings.com com:80/archive.html The Book Of Ratings]]'', "[[http://www."[[https://web.archive.org/web/20090526004302/http://www.bookofratings.com/marsupials.com:80/marsupials.html Marsupials]]"
20th May '17 11:27:23 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
31st Jan '17 4:33:16 AM MinisterOfSinister
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->The [[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi platypus]] is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cripple you."

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->The [[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi platypus]] ->[[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi This]] is an animal [[MixAndMatchCritters so deliriously ridiculous]], biologists [[RealityIsUnrealistic refused to believe it could possibly be anything but an elaborate hoax]] when it was first discovered. To put this in perspective, these exact same biologists [[ArbitrarySkepticism believed that rotting meat spontaneously generated maggots and saw nothing wrong with pouring liquid heroin down babies' throats]]. Platypi are that ridiculous. [...] The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cripple you."
13th Jan '17 6:47:56 PM Tacitus
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->'''Asuna:''' Sheeptaur the Sheep King, your reign is at an end...\\

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->'''Asuna:''' Sheeptaur Sheeptar the Sheep King, your reign is at an end...\\



'''Asuna:''' I WAS FIGHTING GOD-DAMNED SHEEPTAUR!! ''[[SarcasmMode It was great!]] You shoulda been there!'' He was [[WallCrawl climbin' the walls,]] [[SuperSpit spittin' acid-]]\\
'''Kirito:''' We're still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a fuckin' [[Franchise/{{Alien}} xenomorph?]]\\

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'''Asuna:''' I WAS FIGHTING GOD-DAMNED SHEEPTAUR!! SHEEPTAR!! ''[[SarcasmMode It was great!]] You shoulda been there!'' He was [[WallCrawl climbin' the walls,]] [[SuperSpit spittin' acid-]]\\
'''Kirito:''' We're still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a fuckin' fluffy [[Franchise/{{Alien}} xenomorph?]]\\



'''Kirito:''' Apparently not that stupid if it killed seven of you...\\
'''Asuna:''' Twelve now, actually.

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'''Kirito:''' Apparently not that ''that'' stupid if it killed seven of you...\\
'''Asuna:''' '''Asuna:''' (''sigh'') Twelve now, actually.
8th Jan '17 7:59:45 AM Tacitus
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->[Nu Mou have] big furry tails, long and droopy ears like a dog, and their face finishes the rest of their cuteness. Of course these cute factors run away when you start to see them slaughter your team with powerful magic spells if you find them as enemies.
-->-- A Troper on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance'''s premier magic-users



-->-- '''Ervoth von Lucifuge''', ''Webcomic/StarslipCrisis''

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-->-- '''Ervoth von Lucifuge''', ''Webcomic/StarslipCrisis''
''Webcomic/{{Starslip}} Crisis''



-->-- '''Alex Levinton''' of Website/{{Cracked}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html "The Six Cutest Creatures That Can Still Destroy You"]]

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-->-- '''Alex Levinton''' of Website/{{Cracked}}, ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html "The Six Cutest Creatures That Can Still Destroy You"]]
You"]]

->[Nu Mou have] big furry tails, long and droopy ears like a dog, and their face finishes the rest of their cuteness. Of course these cute factors run away when you start to see them slaughter your team with powerful magic spells if you find them as enemies.
-->-- A Troper on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance'''s premier magic-users



->Don't [[{{Undercrank}} twitch]] at ''me'', buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you! ''(Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls.)''
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB_4BnQe-qc on]] ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3''

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->Don't [[{{Undercrank}} twitch]] at ''me'', buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you! ''(Bunny you!
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' to the future Bunny
Bastard Bitch Balls.)''
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}'''
Balls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB_4BnQe-qc on]] while playing]] ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
Virtue''

->'''Asuna:''' Sheeptaur the Sheep King, your reign is at an end...\\
'''Klein:''' If that thing hadn't already killed seven of us, I'd say this is a really stupid boss.\\
[...]\\
'''Asuna:''' Sooo... how is ''your'' day goin'? You're lookin' pretty relaxed there, [[TermsOfEndangerment buddy.]]\\
'''Kirito:''' Ah, pretty good. This grass feels amazing...\\
'''Asuna:''' Cool, cool. You, uh, you wanna know what ''I'' did today?\\
'''Kirito:''' Not particularly, but I suspect that wasn't a real question-\\
'''Asuna:''' I WAS FIGHTING GOD-DAMNED SHEEPTAUR!! ''[[SarcasmMode It was great!]] You shoulda been there!'' He was [[WallCrawl climbin' the walls,]] [[SuperSpit spittin' acid-]]\\
'''Kirito:''' We're still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a fuckin' [[Franchise/{{Alien}} xenomorph?]]\\
'''Asuna:''' ''It's a really stupid boss!''\\
'''Kirito:''' Apparently not that stupid if it killed seven of you...\\
'''Asuna:''' Twelve now, actually.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
29th Feb '16 1:47:07 PM Prfnoff
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-->-- [[EverythingsNuttierWithSquirrels Squirrel]] token card, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

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-->-- [[EverythingsNuttierWithSquirrels Squirrel]] Squirrel token card, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
18th Oct '15 6:23:53 PM hamonrye
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->Don't twitch at ''me'', buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you! ''(Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls.)''

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->Don't twitch [[{{Undercrank}} twitch]] at ''me'', buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you! ''(Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls.)''



->They've even got pictures, and [[AllThereInTheManual the books certainly do tell you]] that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have ''no'' memory of this, and I've ''read'' the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the ''Ultima'' [[http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Seahorses wiki]] it says seahorses in ''Runes of Virtue'' have no interest in fighting you -- but by God, they will fucking '''''[[VideogameCrueltyPunishment finish]]''''' it.

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->They've even got pictures, and [[AllThereInTheManual the books certainly do tell you]] that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have ''no'' memory of this, and I've ''read'' the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the ''Ultima'' [[http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Seahorses wiki]] it says seahorses in ''Runes of Virtue'' have no interest in fighting starting a fight with you -- but by God, they will fucking '''''[[VideogameCrueltyPunishment finish]]''''' it.
18th Oct '15 6:21:22 PM hamonrye
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->They've even got pictures, and [[AllThereInTheManual the books certainly do tell you]] that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have ''no'' memory of this, and I've ''read'' the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the ''Ultima'' [[http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Seahorses wiki]] it says seahorses in ''Runes of Virtue'' have no interesting in fighting you -- but by God, they will fucking '''''[[VideogameCrueltyPunishment finish]]''''' it.

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->They've even got pictures, and [[AllThereInTheManual the books certainly do tell you]] that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have ''no'' memory of this, and I've ''read'' the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the ''Ultima'' [[http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Seahorses wiki]] it says seahorses in ''Runes of Virtue'' have no interesting interest in fighting you -- but by God, they will fucking '''''[[VideogameCrueltyPunishment finish]]''''' it.
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