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1	->''Maybe you've heard of a terrible place\
2	Where the scoundrels of Paris\
3	Collect in a lair\
4	Maybe you've heard of that mythical place\
5	Called the Court of Miracles\
6	[[BadNewsInAGoodWay Hello, you're there!]]''
7	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney'', "The Court of Miracles"
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9	->''"You're a condemned criminal now. It would not do for us hooligans of justice to be seen with you."''
10	-->-- '''[[http://www.fantasycomic.com/index.php?p=c380 Hell's Pixies]]''', ''Webcomic/ChasingTheSunset''
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12	->''"Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman ''didn't'' create us -- that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as [[CardCarryingVillain we are so rotten, vile and depraved]]... we're going to waste you '''ANYWAY!'''"''
13	-->-- '''Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "[[Recap/TheAdventuresOfBatmanAndRobinE3Trial Trial]]"
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15	->''"Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to [[BedlamHouse Ravencroft]], assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say '[[NeverMyFault yes]].'"''
16	-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"]]
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18	->''"Yes, who can forget the fun-filled Congress of [[TheNineties the late-nineties]], when a Republican majority decided it was a crime to be [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton a Democratic president]] and devoted all of the resources and mighty machinery of our great nation [[AllCrimesAreEqual to investigating a blowjob]]."''
19	-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''
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21	->''"Then went the jury out, [[MeaningfulName whose names were]] Mr. Blindman, Mr. No-good, Mr. Malice, Mr. Love-lust, Mr. Live-loose, Mr. Heady, Mr. High-mind, Mr. Enmity, Mr. Liar, Mr. Cruelty, Mr. Hate-light, and Mr. Implacable..."''
22	-->-- '''John Bunyan''', ''Literature/ThePilgrimsProgress''
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24	->'''Picard:''' I recognize this [[HangingJudge court]] [[KangarooCourt system]] as the one that agreed with that line from [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]]. [[Theatre/HenryVIPart2 "Kill all the lawyers."]]
25	->'''Q:''' Which was done.
26	->'''Picard:''' Which led to the rule "Guilty until proven innocent."
27	->'''Q:''' Of course. Bringing the innocent to trial would be unfair.
28	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Encounter At Farpoint"

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