Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles!
I am the lawyers and judge all in one!
We like to get the trial over with quickly,
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!
— Clopin, "The Court of Miracles", The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"You're a condemned criminal now. It would not do for us hooligans of justice to be seen with you."
Well done, counselor! You've proven that Batman didn't create us - that we messed up our own rotten lives. And as we are so rotten, vile and depraved...we're going to waste you ANYWAY!
—Joker, Batman: The Animated Series
"Come on, you’ve seen this one, probably in Saturday morning cartoons: some situation causes all the bad guys to get power over the good guy, who then put him on “trial” for making their lives crappy. In this case, Judas Traveller drags Spider-man to Ravencroft, assigns Kaine as his defense attorney and Carnage as the prosecutor, and looks for a stupidly-timed answer to the question “Does Spider-man’s presence actually create his villains?” Shockingly, if you ask his villains this question, they pretty much say 'yes.'"
—Topless Robot, "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"