Line #75 Quotes/ItWasHisSled


1	[[AC:Comic Strips]]
2	->'''Lucy:''' What are you watching?\
3	'''Linus:''' ''Film/CitizenKane''.\
4	'''Lucy:''' I've seen it about ten times.\
5	'''Linus:''' This is the first time I've ever seen it...\
6	'''Lucy:''' "Rosebud" was his sled!\
7	'''Linus:''' AAUGH!!
8	-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''
9
10	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
11	-> '''Tony:''' Disgruntled employee steals from the office on the way out of town. Stops for a little while and winds up dead just like Marian Crane in ''Film/{{Psycho}}''.\
12	'''Jimmy:''' Spoiler alert, okay? Haven't seen it.\
13	'''Tony:''' You've had 50 years to catch up on the story of Norman Bates.
14	-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "One Last Score"
15
16	->''"Alright, film students, are you ready? IT WAS HIS SLED! HAHAHAHA! Now you don't have to sit there for three hours!"''
17	-->-- '''Creator/CraigFerguson''', ''[[Series/TheLateLateShow The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson]]''
18
19	->''"...and Rosebud was just a sled. Oh no, I didn't spoil it for you, did I?"''
20	-->-- '''Veronica''', ''Series/VeronicaMars''
21
22	->''"'Rosebud...' the last word in sleds!"''
23	-->-- '''Colin Mochrie''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', "Scenes From A Hat" suggestion: "If famous movie lines included product plugs"
24
25	[[AC:Music]]
26	->[[Franchise/StarWars Leia's his sister and Vader's his dad]]\
27	What could I have said that would make her so mad?\
28	[[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates' mom is dead,]] Creator/BruceWillis [[Film/TheSixthSense is a ghost,]]\
29	[[Literature/TheBible And Jesus comes back three days after he's toast]]
30	-->-- [[http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=118 "Spoiler Alert"]] by Music/TomSmith
31
32	->"[[{{Film/Psycho}} Norman Bates]], is that all you got?
33	->Might have guessed from the name of the thing." Don't complain
34	->that you never heard the ending of The Crying Game.
35	->Well, it's a penis, and at this point a shaggy dog
36	->(which is: nothing to see here; move along).
37	-->--'''Music/MCFrontalot, "Spoiler Alert"'''
38
39	[[AC:Web Original]]
40	->''"If you are going to complain about a spoiler that the Master ''([[GigglingVillain hehehe]])'' features in "The Keeper of Traken" then tough shit, you're about 30 odd years too late to have a whinge."''
41	-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/the-keeper-of-traken-written-by-johnny.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E6TheKeeperOfTraken "The Keeper of Traken"]]
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43	->''"Spoiler Alert - This article contains spoilers for ''Harry Potter'' (Snape kills Dumbledore), ''Star Wars'' (Darth Vader is Luke's father), ''Citizen Kane'' (it was his sled), ''The Sixth Sense'' (Creator/BruceWillis is a ghost) and the dictionary (zyzzyva)."''
44	-->-- '''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20130920071121/http://www.mytgn.co.uk/forum/content.php?70-LHPaEbSWHNRHP-Part-2-Harry-Potter-and-the-Chamber-of-Secrets LEGO Harry Potter as Explained by Someone Who Has Never Read Harry Potter]]'''
45
46	->''"- So wait!!! The crazy old hobo WAS LUCY!?!?!?!"''\
47	''"- Yes, and Snape kills Dumbledore. Also, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."''\
48	''"- And, appropriately enough, Soylent Green is people."''
49	-->-- Comments to a Theatre/SweeneyTodd video, long since taken down from [=YouTube=].
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51	[[AC:Web Video]]
52	->So after you endure hardship after hardship, struggle after struggle, you finally free the souls of all six Sages and you return to the Temple of Time, and this is where you learn that-- Oh, hold on. SPOILER WARNING [-if you've never played a single video game in your life.-] [Sheik] was [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] the whole time!
53	-->-- '''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUZKGjXl3eo on]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''
54
55	->'''Yami:''' I see. Then the only way to defeat you is to spoil every plot twist in existence, thereby ridding the public of any desire to see your [[TakeThat convoluted mess]] of a [[Franchise/{{Saw}} movie series!]]\
56	'''Arkana:''' You wouldn't dare!\
57	'''Yami:''' Wanna bet? ''[inhales]'' [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Snape kills-]]\
58	'''[[SmashToBlack [many spoilers later] ]]'''\
59	'''Yami:''' ...Creator/NicoleKidman [[Film/TheOthers2001 is a ghost]], and [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud is the sled.]]\
60	'''Arkana:''' No! He's spoiling all the best plot twists!
61	-->-- '''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''', ''episode 30''
62
63	-> '''Narrator''': Uhh, I guess spoilers? Even though this game came out in 1993. Look, it's not my fault you were born too late!
64	-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' at the beginning of the trailer for the 2019 remake of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening''
65
66	->'''[=Cloud87450=]:''' Yeah, ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' was actually AllJustADream!\
67	'''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Whaaaat?]]''\
68	'''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}:''' Oh my god, the [[TwistEnding surprise twist]] to this twenty-year-old game.
69	-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''[[note]]"Uh, well close to like 25, really."[[/note]]
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71	->''"You gotta keep it ground in realism, okay? [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]] didn't die for this. ''[reads chat]'' 'spoilers'? Guys, it's [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry P]]-Look, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore dies]], [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader dies and he's Luke's father]], ComicBook/SpiderMan [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar doesn't feel so good at the end of Infinity War]], like c'-You've had time. You've had time. ''[reads chat again]'' '[[UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}} Jesus dies]]' ''[{{Corpsing}}]'' Yeah, spoiler, at the end of [[Literature/TheBible the Bible]]."''
72	-->-- ''[=RTGame=]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dJ4AP7Gzc I Asked My Subscribers To Build A Knock-Off Hogwarts In Minecraft]]
73
74	->'''Zamasu:''' See? Easy. Now can I ''please'' finish my book?\
75	'''Goku Black:''' ''[glances at Zamasu's book]'' He dies in the end.\
76	'''Zamasu:''' ''Oh, you divine [[CountryMatters cunt]]!''
77	-->-- '''WebAnimation/DevilArtemis''', "[[https://youtu.be/R4EaSQ0QZdw Goku Black's Zero Pizza Plan]]"
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79	[[AC:Webcomics]]
80	->''[[http://xkcd.com/109/ SNAPE KILLS TRINITY WITH ROSEBUD]]! [[AltText (And then it turns out they're both]] [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden.)]]''
81	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''
82
83	->''"What?! Gandalf comes back?! Dude, why'd you spoil it?"''\
84	''"Dave, it's been in print for 50 years. It's like me telling you that Hamlet dies at the end of the play."''\
85	''"Hamlet '''dies'''!?"''
86	-->-- '''Dave and Maelyn''', ''Webcomic/RealLifeComics''
87
88	->"''Film/{{K\|ingKong1933}}ong''? You don't want me to spoil ''Kong'', a seventy year-old movie? There's a statute of limitations on this shit, man. [...] Have you seen ''Film/{{The Passion\|OfTheChrist}}'' yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies."
89	-->-- '''Gabe''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''
90
91	[[AC:Western Animation]]
92	->'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[discussing his murder plan as Walt Warren]'' I can stand in one state, and fire a gun in the second state; the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you'll fall down dead in the fifth! No single act is against any law, but their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!\
93	'''Bart:''' Aw, I haven't gotten to that part yet!\
94	'''Bob:''' It's a four-year-old book.\
95	'''Bart:''' I'm a slow reader.
96	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS21E22TheBobNextDoor "The Bob Next Door"]]
97
98	->"In other news, the chick in the Crying Game is really a man."
99	->(crowd boos)
100	->"I mean, man, is that a good movie."
101	->(crowd cheers)
102	-->--'''Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'''
103
104	->'''Gizmoduck:''' Gee, never saw how this [movie] ends.
105	->'''Darkwing Duck:''' They shoot the dog in the last act.
106	->'''Gizmoduck:''' WHAT?!
107	->'''Darkwing Duck:''' [[Main/SarcasmMode Did I spoil it for you?]]
108	-->--''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'', [[Recap/DarkwingDuckS2E7TiffOfTheTitans "Tiff Of The Titans"]]
109
110	[[AC:Real Life]]
111	->''"Is that a spoiler? The story has been out since 490 B.C."''
112	-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', discussing a plot point in his review of ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans\|2010}}''
113
114	->''"Normally, I wouldn’t spoil myself on a series with this much depression behind it, but thanks to my natural curiosity, over 9000 hours on TV Tropes, and the [[https://oldcsw.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/jun-maeda-is-a-sick-fuck-part-1-of-5/ first]] in CSW’s five-part series on why Jun Maeda hates you, I just couldn’t help myself. So, spoiler alert: Misuzu dies. But it isn’t like you saw ''that'' one coming or anything."''
115	-->-- '''[[https://pokenirvash2.wordpress.com/2016/02/14/indecisionincomplete/ Pokenirvash]]''' on ''VisualNovel/{{Air}}''

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