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1->"So, what...you kill my mother if I don't help you destroy the world? Newsflash! My mother lives in the world!"
2-->-- '''Felicity Smoak''', ''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "Schism"
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4->'''Crystal''': You little twit, I'm gonna kill you!\
5'''Belkar''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, and I'm gonna]] [[Film/TheWizardOfOz drop a house on you and sing about how I represent the Lollipop Guild]]. [[DeadpanSnarker C'mon, let's keep our threats realistic here, shall we? I mean, if you said, "You little twit, I'm going to temporarily inconvenience you!" I'd think, hey, she might really mean it]]!
6-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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8->''"It's nice to have a friend to help you get to {{heaven}}...\
9A special friend who's got an AK-47..."''
10-->-- "Sock's Jingle", ''Radio/TheStephanieMillerShow''
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12->'''Han Solo''': Welcome aboard ''[[CoolShip Mon Remonda]]''. Let's get the rest of your pilots in... so I can get out of this torture suit.\
13'''Wedge Antilles''': But, sir, I was just going to say how smart you looked in your uniform. I think we ought to stay here, [[GoodLookingPrivates in uniform]], a couple of hours so the holographers can capture the image. You know, for the historians.\
14'''Han''': Wedge, I think I'm going to have you killed.\
15'''Wedge''': Yes, sir. I trust you'll wear your ''dress'' uniform for an event like that.
16-->-- ''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: Solo Command]]''
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18->''"[[BigShutUp SILENCE]]! [[IllKillYou I keel you]]!"''
19-->-- '''[[Creator/JeffDunham Achmed the Dead Terrorist]]'''
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21->''"Every night for the next year he always said something like that to me: 'Thank you for everything, Westley, good night now, I'll probably kill you in the morning.'"''
22-->-- '''Westley''', ''Literature/ThePrincessBride''
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24->''Oh, not now, Locksley! "Oh, I will kill you! I'm going to kill you, I mean it!"''
25-->-- '''The Sheriff''', ''Series/RobinHood''
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27->'''Superman:''' Oh don't even- I will freeze breath your face off.
28->'''Batman:''' No you won't.
29->'''Superman:''' ...You're right, I won't. I love this guy. Up top!
30->''[high-five]''
31-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded How Iron Man Should Have Ended]]''
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33->'''Tarrant:''' You have ten seconds or I'll open fire.
34->'''Vila:''' With what?
35-->-- ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Warlord"
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37->'''The First Of The Fallen:''' I want you, Constantine. I will kill you a thousand billion-
38->'''[[MagnificentBastard John Constantine]]:''' No you won't. You won't even kill me once, old son. In fact, I reckon you'll be doing your best to keep me in one piece. As soon as I die, [[DraggedOffToHell the old soul's got to be claimed]], right? So the minute I snuff it, [[EnemyCivilWar you three go to war over me]], like it or not. And you'll all lose. [[DidYouJustScamCthulhu Life's going to be a breeze with you three looking out for me]].
39-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: The Sting''
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41->''There's a world of difference between saying and doing, isn't there?! If I'd gone to the police everytime you SAID that you were gonna kill me, you'd still be slopping out in Parkhurst!''
42-->--'''Rodney Trotter''', ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses''
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44->''You want to kill me? [[BoringInsult You couldn't even kill my boredom!]]''
45-->-- '''Roronoa Zoro''' (to [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Hyouzou]]), ''Manga/OnePiece''
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47->'''Ratchet:''' That's it. I'm going to kill Qwark.\
48'''Clank:''' You say that at least [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall once a year]].\
49'''Ratchet:''' ''And I mean it every time!''
50-->-- ''[[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic Ratchet & Clank]]'' [[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic (2010)]]
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