Line #35 Quotes/ImportantHaircut


1	->'''Chris''': Also, and I can’t believe we haven’t mentioned this yet, the lowest point of all: THEY CUT JOHN GLOVER’S HAIR.\
2	'''David''': I wonder if that or the transference is the reason he suddenly, inexplicably [[GoodHairEvilHair developed a conscience.]]\
3	'''Chris''': There are clearly dudes in prison with long hair, so I assume they had to cut it because that’s the only way to keep him in jail. No walls can hold that lustrous mane!
4	-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-4-6-transference/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Transference")
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6	-> ''"Now our last prince must cut his hair, never to return? Sometimes it seems like the gods are laughing at us."''
7	-->-- '''Emishi monk''', ''Anime/PrincessMononoke''
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9	->''"It's gonna be a haircut. Alright? You say you need a haircut, they gonna fucking cut your hair! You're going in saving twelve bucks, just FUCKING DO IT!"''
10	-->-- '''Creator/AdamSandler''', ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E1JoiningTheCult Joining The Cult]]''
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12	->'''Michael:''' D'you think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would. Do you?
13	->'''Brian:''' What did you have in mind?
14	->'''Michael:''' I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off, or bleach it.
15	->'''Brian:''' That'd be cool. For two years ago. So what's wrong?
16	->'''Michael:''' Nothing's wrong. Why do you think something's wrong?
17	->'''Brian:''' Because every time something's wrong you wanna change your hair.
18	->'''Michael:''' That is ''so'' not true!
19	->'''Brian:''' ''(to Debbie, Michael's [[MyBelovedSmother mother]])'' Michael's thinking about changing his hair.
20	->'''Debbie:''' [[OhCrap Oh, God!]] Baby, what's wrong? Tell me!
21	-->-- ''Series/QueerAsFolkUS''
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23	->She took the shears and padded over to her mirror, which shone in the moonlight. She looked at her reflection for a moment, then held her red braid in one hand and opened the shears with her other hand, positioning them just above her shoulders, the cold iron blade brushing her skin. Her rich scarlet hair, the very symbol and last remnant of any feminine delicacy she had ever possessed, that had been held onto and treasured by her mother for years, now laid between the guillotining blades.\
24	'''''SNIP.'''''
25	-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/9095725 Cut It Off]]'', a ''VideoGame/YandereSimulator'' fic
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27	->''"I'm not ready for this. But at least I'll die looking fucking '''fierce'''."''
28	-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Allison]]''', ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''
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30	->''"[...] And then you got arguably the world's most overly dramatic haircut."''
31	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}: Before Ever After''
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33	->'''Azula (struggling to brush her hair):''' Alright hair, [[SanitySlippage prepare to face your doom]]!
34	->'''Ursa (hallucination):''' What a shame, you always had such beautiful hair.
35	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' ("Sozin's Comet, part 3: Into the Inferno")
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37	->''"Why do guys associate cutting hair with breakups?"''
38	-->-- '''Sayaka Natori''', ''Anime/YourName''
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40	->'''Lys:''' Is the hair a fresh start too? Or is that more of a mid-life crisis thing?\
41	'''Zahra:''' A few weeks ago, I found out [[{{Masquerade}} monsters are real]]. I think I'm ''entitled'' to one small crisis, Lys.
42	-->-- ''Webcomic/LiesWithin'', p.[[https://www.lieswithincomic.com/comic/page-264 264]]

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