Line #9 Quotes/IWasQuiteALooker


1	->''"My word, you were a handsome chap, [[GrumpyOldMan Scrooge]]. [[DarkAndTroubledPast What]] [[MaternalDeathBlameTheChild went]] [[{{Greed}} wrong]]?"''
2	-->-- '''The Ghost of Christmas Past''' on a young [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Ebenezer Scrooge]], ''WesternAnimation/ScroogeAChristmasCarol''
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4	->'''Cubby:''' ''(chipperly)'' Peter, is that really you? ''(becomes grossed out by Pete's new appearance)'' You got old.\
5	'''[[WesternAnimation/PeterPan Sweet Pete]]:''' ''(sullenly)'' Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid.
6	-->-- ''Film/ChipNDaleRescueRangers2022''
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8	->I used to be pretty. Yeah, but not no more. Look at my nose!
9	-->-- '''Swifty''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''
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11	->Despite popular belief, Christopher Walken did not come out of his mother’s womb as an old man who takes no shit from shit. No, once upon a Three Wolf Moon, Christopher was a young, powdery, hot piece of ass who made the young ladies drop their lace handkerchiefs and reach for the smelling salts. And this picture is proof! I seriously want to print this out in sepia, put in a locket around my neck and run through the wheat fields with a parasol in hand.
12	-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2010/01/21/vintage-christopher-walken/ Michael K.]]''', "Vintage Creator/ChristopherWalken"
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14	->''"I haven't broken this many hearts since I had all my hair."''
15	-->-- '''Greg Universe''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS4E13TheZoo The Zoo]]"
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17	->I haven’t seen ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/TheForceAwakens'' because I’m too busy working my way through my annual ''Catwalk'' marathon. But apparently one of the things fans are getting their banthas in a twist about is that (SPOILER ALERT!!!) Princess Leia no longer looks like the Princess Leia from 32 years ago. Maybe Princess Leia’s face looks different because Luke keeps using the last of her La Mer and replacing it with some cheap shit from the Galactic Empire’s version of CVS. Or maybe it’s because Creator/CarrieFisher is 59-years-old and we should all lay the fuck off.... Really though, what were they expecting? A 30-years-old Princess Leia to show up with her face pulled tighter than BB-8’s ball?
18	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/30/carrie-fisher-would-like-you-to-shut-up-about-how-she-looks-in-the-new-star-wars/ DListed]]''', "Carrie Fisher Would Like You To Shut Up About How She Looks In The New Star Wars"'
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20	->'''bubblelumps:''' was voldemort a virgin
21	->'''frankienathanieljonas:''' #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
22	->'''letmusicsetyoufree:''' Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
23	->'''capslockapocalypse:''' TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE ''CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX''
24	->'''itseasytoremember:''' doing the do with you know who
25	-->-- '''Website/{{Tumblr}}''' on Lord Voldemort from ''Literature/HarryPotter''
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27	->"Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker... A ''star''..."
28	-->-- '''Nigel''', right before his VillainSong in ''WesternAnimation/{{Rio}}''
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30	->Who's this Spaghetti Western star? It's Joe Stalin in his twenties ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer we shit you not]])
31	-->-- '''Rational Wiki''' in their [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin article]] about UsefulNotes/JosefStalin, referring to [[https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stalin_1902-1.jpg this]] picture
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33	->'''Riley''': ''[gestures to a photo]'' Is that you? \
34	'''Old Man of Hoy''': Handsome bugger, eh? Where'd it all go?
35	-->-- ''Series/Sense8''
36
37	->'''Homer:''' Dad, I need your help.\
38	'''Abe:''' Oh, why'd you come to me? I don't know anything. I used to get by on my looks, but now they're gone! Withered away like an old piece of fruit!\
39	'''Homer:''' Are you done?\
40	'''Abe:''' Not yet. I was once voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York!
41	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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43	->''"Name's Polly. Used to be Pretty Polly. Now, just Polly..."''
44	-->-- '''Polly''', ''VideoGame/FableI''
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46	->'''Creator/LeslieJordan:''' I just called 1980 and told it I wanted my six-pack back — except in those days I was drinking and I’m afraid they’ll think I want beer.
47	->'''Creator/OctaviaSpencer:''' If they call u back text me. There are things I want, too.
48	-->-- Leslie Jordan and Octavia Spencer after the former shared a photo on Instagram from [[https://www.instagram.com/p/CT-zTNpLBj4/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c8054f9e-3b03-494e-995d-e031334390c2 his younger days]].
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50	->'''Takayuki:''' Have you ever had a penpal?\
51	'''Marukoshi Auntie:''' No, I was never much for writing letters. I got a few love letters in my day though.\
52	'''Takayuki:''' LOVE LETTERS?!\
53	'''Marukoshi Auntie:''' How rude! No need to be THAT surprised. Believe it or not, I was quite the beauty back then.\
54	'''Takayuki:''' (I guess she does have traces of former beauty, if you look close enough.)
55	-->-- ''VisualNovel/RootLetter''
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57	->''"I was good. I was very, very good."''
58	-->-- '''Olenna Tyrell''', on her past beauty and sexual prowess, in ''Series/GameOfThrones''.
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60	->'''Jimmy:''' Granny! You’re a babe!
61	->'''Granny:''' ''(unknowingly having been turned into a baby)'' You shoulda seen me at 16. When I walked down a beach, lifeguards swallowed their whistles.
62	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'', "Granny Baby" [[https://radiovickers.blogspot.com/2013/11/the-adventures-of-jimmy-neutron-boy.html original transcript]]

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