"I used to be pretty. Yeah, but not no more. Look at my nose!"
—Swifty, The Venture Bros.
People show me pictures of me when I was nineteen, and I go "Oh no", and they think that I'm embarrassed by the way I used to look; no no, I'm embarrassed by how I look now. I'm jealous of how I used to look, and it depresses me.
"'Daaaaaaamn, James Garner was hot as fuck!' – me 5 minutes ago while looking for pictures of James Garner."
bubblelumps: was voldemort a virgin
frankienathanieljonas: #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin