Line #40 Quotes/IKnowMortalKombat


1	->'''ComicBook/{{Scott\|Pilgrim}}''': ...Is that a talking penguin?\
2	'''[[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny]]''': ...I'm a Prinny, dood! \
3	'''Scott''':...Like from Disgaea...-Scott pokes the Prinny-...Dood.\
4	'''Prinny''': ...Yeah...like from Disgaea...I didn't know anybody even played those games in Canada, dood!\
5	'''Scott''': Are you kidding?...I play all kinds of games, dood.\
6	'''Prinny''': Oh, well, that makes sense...uh...what's yer favorite game, dood?\
7	'''Scott''':...That's a pretty tough question, dood. I like 'em all...Sonic 3 and Knuckles I guess...but I get most of my moves from Franchise/StreetFighter and Videogame/MarvelVsCapcom.\
8	'''Prinny''': Oh, yeah, the Sonic games are classics, doo..."Get yer moves from"?\
9	'''Scott''': Yeah, my moves! Back home, I'm the best fighter in the province! I kick all kinds of ass!...At least four kinds. And I learned all my combos!\
10	'''Prinny''': ...I didn't know video games actually taught something, dood! That's...somewhat impressive!
11	-->--Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars
12
13	->''"Your cars are no match for my mad Videogame/{{Frogger}} skillz!"''
14	-->--'''Jack''', ''Webcomic/MiscellaneousError''
15
16	->''"Of course! I'm fully instrument rated on VideoGame/MicrosoftFlightSimulator!"''
17	-->--'''Mike Nelson''', ''[[Film/ThisIslandEarth Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie]]''
18
19	->''"My reflexes have been honed by years of videogames!"''
20	-->--'''[[AscendedFanboy Ryusei Date]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration''
21
22	->'''Polnareff''': Oh, by the way, I'm surprised you can drive even though you're a highschooler.\
23	'''Kakyoin''': Yeah, I'm pretty decent at [[VideoGame/FZero F-Mega]].\
24	'''Polnareff''': That's a Video Game! Hey, switch out with me!\
25	(Kakyoin is now driving terribly.)\
26	'''Polnareff''': Why are you pressing down on the gas?! Brake! Brake! Step on the brake!\
27	'''Kakyoin''': Brake? The A button is the accelerator and the R button is to drift.\
28	'''Polnareff''': [[ThisIsReality It ain't a game]]! Brake! Brake!\
29	(Kakyoin is still driving terribly.)\
30	'''Polnareff''': That's the gas! Switch with me! Switch with me!
31	-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
32
33	->'''Josh:''' What are we gonna do?\
34	'''Drake:''' I'm gonna fly this helicopter! You've seen me play ''Helicopter Rescue''!\
35	'''Josh:''' What? That's a video game!\
36	'''Drake:''' So? If I can land a military helicopter on the Empire State Building and rescue the princess while a [[GiantEnemyCrab giant lobster]]'s shooting rockets at me, I think I can land this thing on a freeway, alright?\
37	'''Josh:''' I won't argue with ''that'' logic!
38	--> -- ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'', "Helicopter"
39
40	-> '''Cole "Jesse [=McCree=]" Cassidy:''' D.Va, just tell me one thing. Where'd you learn to shoot like that? \
41	'''Hana "D.Va" Song''': ''16-Bit Hero''!
42	--> --''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
43
44	->''"It's fun to imagine that I've accrued some genuine knowledge in my quest to achieve more potent 'skillz' in the digital realm. There may be scenarios in which I could represent our species well. If alien invasions occurred with greater frequency, I think I could really distinguish myself."''
45	--> --'''Jerry Holkins''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade Vol. 1: Attack of the Bacon Robots!''
46
47	->"''My people spent centuries on the run, learning to hide, learning to evade pursuit... to the point it became a martial art. '''Dan-kelga''', the art of cunning. I, uh, never learned it. But they say a lot of it trickled down into the game of hide-and-seek. Boy, did I hope they were right."''
48	-->-- ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor''
49
50	->'''Ironheart:''' I must get this card to the Pharaoh. It's a good thing I played all that ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed''!\
51	(''Ironheart proceeds to expertly [[LeParkour parkour]] down a mountain'')\
52	'''Téa:''' Wait, I don't understand how playing ''Assassin's Creed'' makes him good at parkour. It's just a video game.\
53	'''Chris:''' He can't do this alone! I have to help him! It's a good thing I played all that ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie''!\
54	(''Chris proceeds to expertly ride down the mountain on the back of her wolf'')\
55	'''Téa:''' That makes even ''less'' sense!\
56	(''Later, after Ironheart is tragically killed'')\
57	'''Chris:''' I have to keep moving. It's a good thing I played all that ''VideoGame/{{The Walking Dead\|Telltale}}''!\
58	'''Téa:''' WHY?!
59	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
60
61	-><Pass on the left, pass on the left! Not on the right!>\
62	'Hey, I'm cool now,' Marco yelled back through the open back window of the truck. 'This is just like the game now. No problem-o.'\
63	<It isn't dark on [[{{VideoGame/Wipeout}} the video game.]]>\
64	'Sure. The part with the tunnel.'\
65	<You mean the part where you always crash and burn?>
66	-->-- [[DrivesLikeCrazy Marco's driving]], ''[[{{Literature/Animorphs}} Megamorphs #1]]''
67
68	->'''Emmett Bradley''': Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?\
69	'''Troy''': Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.\
70	'''Emmett''': Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?\
71	'''Troy''': The Awesome Fighting Aces. Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight!
72	-->--''Film/SnakesOnAPlane''
73
74	->'''Rowley:''' I think we should tell her that we’ve never ''played'' tennis.\
75	'''Greg''': We’ve played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It’s basically the same thing.
76	-->--''Film/DiaryOfAWimpyKidDogDays''
77
78	->''She's ready for every single one of my punches. She barely even flinches at most of them. But like I said, I never had to learn how to fight on Krypton. One of my first lessons at Midvale High, though...? Belinda-the-Bully's surprise uppercut. She'd always use it to beat me on Street Kombat Six. She'd score a T.K.O. every time. I loved that game.''
79	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/AdventuresOfSupergirl''
80
81	->A brief memory of playing games on a data-slate after lights out at my old schola floated to the surface of my mind, and I dismissed it abruptly. I’d never been much good at them, and the last thing I needed to do now was dent my confidence.
82	-->--'''Literature/CiaphasCain''' subverting the trope while trying to land a shuttle, ''Vainglorious''
83
84	->FROM GAMER TO RACER
85	-->--{{Tagline}} of ''Film/GranTurismo2023''

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