Line #76 Quotes/HypocrisyNod


1	->''"[[FinalSolution The Zero-Mortals Plan.]] What an irony, needing the power of a mortal to achieve the Zero-Mortals Plan."''
2	-->-- '''Zamasu''' on his partnership with '''Goku Black''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''
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4	->''"You mortals are all alike, led astray by your ignorance. You think that's a revelation, that Goku's body will always be a part of me? Of course he will, such was my desire! You are mortals, Saiyans, yet you've gained divine power. You're stronger than most deities now. Thus those who created this cosmos have made something they could not control. And if one can't control a world, one can't be called a god of it, making Saiyans the ultimate symbol of the failure of the Kais. And so, by incorporating Goku's flesh into my being, I have assumed both the sins of mortal kind and the failure of divinity so they may never be repeated. That is the duty of a true god."''
5	-->--'''Fused Zamasu''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''
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7	->''"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against."''
8	-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', "[[http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm Politics and the English Language]]"
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10	->''"Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself."''
11	-->--'''Samuel Johnson'''
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13	->''"ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of Series/TheView has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events (''[='=]I do, which is why I’m reading'' Dlisted ''right now[='=]'' – you ''[='=]Good point[='=]'' – me)"''
14	-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/06/26/everybody-but-whoopi-is-getting-fired-from-the-view/ DListed]]'''''
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16	->'''Yahtzee:''' The supernatural elements throw a few curve balls, but at least remain internally consistent -- unlike the fact that a man who wears a Fedora and vest somehow managed to convince [[TheLostLenore someone to marry him]] without choking on their own vomit during the vows.\
17	'''Imp:''' ''(holds up old photo of Yahtzee wearing a hat and vest)''\
18	'''Yahtzee:''' Well I never said I ''wasn’t'' a hypocrite!
19	-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/MurderedSoulSuspect''
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21	->''"Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent."''
22	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''', ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''
23
24	->''"I am aware of the hypocrisy!"''
25	-->-- '''[[AuthorAvatar Pantsman]]''', ''Webcomic/VGCats''
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27	->''"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite!"''
28	-->-- '''Lelouch''' to '''Suzaku''', ''Anime/CodeGeass R2''
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30	->''"There's no need to go showing off like that. That's ''my'' job."''
31	-->-- '''Rainbow Dash''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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33	->'''ComicBook/MoonKnight:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So I've got this straight:]] you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. [[CutLexLuthorACheck And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.]]\
34	'''[[SerialKiller Slasher]]:''' No offense, buddy, but you're a mile underground wearing a white suit and a bag on your head.\
35	'''Moon Knight:''' Fair point.
36	-->-- ''Moon Knight #1'' (2014 series)
37
38	->'''Lizzie:''' Ugh, she is ''such'' a filthy hypocrite- ''which'' she will never admit!\
39	'''Gordo:''' Well, you can't really ''admit'' to being a hypocrite, because...then, you're not a hypocrite.
40	-->-- ''Series/LizzieMcGuire'', "Pool Party"
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42	->''"What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?"''
43	-->-- '''Leonard Hofstadter''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Bath Gift Hypothesis"
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45	->''"It does however feel ironic… I fought against the cover ups of truth hidden by our sacred deities… And now… All I'm doing is hiding more truth… "''
46	-->-- '''Father Tyrant''', ''[[Music/IrisUK IRIS]]''
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48	->'''Billie:''' Okay, you have a drinking problem.\
49	'''Ruth:''' ''[FascinatingEyebrow]''\
50	'''Billie:''' ...Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fucking black.
51	-->-- ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge''
52
53	->'''PlayerCharacter''': If you hate the Force, why do you use it?\
54	'''Darth Traya''': I use it as I would use a poison, and in the hopes of understanding it, I will learn the way to [[spoiler:kill it]]. But perhaps these are the excuses of an old woman who has grown to rely on a thing she despises.
55	-->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords''
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57	->'''Cell:''' In the meantime, what I really want to know is how ''you'' keep popping in and out of reality!\
58	'''Goku:''' Oh, that's just my Instant Transmission.\
59	'''Cell:''' And don't tell me, is that another technique you stole?\
60	'''Goku:''' No...kinda... I got it from eating sick aliens.\
61	'''Cell:''' That's disgusting.\
62	'''Goku:''' You eat people all the time!\
63	'''Cell:''' Yes. [[ItsWhatIDo And I'm a monster]].
64	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
65
66	->'''Trinity:''' You always told me to stay off the freeway.\
67	'''Morpheus:''' Yes, that's true.\
68	'''Trinity:''' You said it was suicide.\
69	'''Morpheus:''' Then let us hope... ''[[==][[DramaticGunCock Reloads gun]][==]]'' ...that I was wrong.\
70	''[They burst onto the freeway with police in HotPursuit]''
71	-->-- ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''
72
73	->''... so it's basically impossible, and a complete waste of time. But then again, this is coming from the guy who just calculated a useless statistic in a ten year old game, so, you go do your thing.''
74	-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMhhYGcZ5X4 How long would it take to capture every shiny original Pokemon?]]"
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76	->'''Trevor:''' Well, that's perfect. Then we can get back to the kind of capitalism we practice.\
77	'''Franklin:''' Shit, I don't know how much more better that is than Devin's kind.\
78	'''Michael:''' Hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization's greatest virtue.
79	-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
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81	->''"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]], but'cha powers are ''bullshit!''"''
82	-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
83
84	->"The only way to never do the wrong thing is to never do anything."
85	-->-- '''Molly Carpenter''' explains this trope in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''
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87	->'''Long Caster:''' Unidentified aircraft. Land your plane and surrender. Why do you feel the need to continue fighting on your own?\
88	'''Mihaly:''' That's funny, it seems like one of your pilots is also fighting alone.\
89	'''Long Caster:''' He's not alone. Look around you.\
90	'''Mihaly:''' I see. Perhaps it would've been best to entrust the future to pilots like that. Let me test him, then, to see if he's truly worthy.
91	-->-- ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown'', in a subversion of the trope
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93	->Oh, sure. We all might ''want'' to take a million pictures of Athena for our personal use, but you actually did it, Myriam. And that is a [[WebVideo/CinemaSins sin]].
94	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/6243913/chapters/14369977#workskin Everything Wrong With]] VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''
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96	->''"I did a lot of things you won’t be doing."''
97	-->-- '''Queen Moon Butterfly''' to '''Princess Star Butterfly''', ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''
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99	->''"Gossip can be a very hurtful thing! It's an invasion of privacy, just like when I snooped through your saddlebag. You didn't like ''that'' much, did you?"''
100	-->-- '''Rarity''' to Sweetie Belle, after finding out she's part of a gossip column, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E23PonyvilleConfidential Ponyville Confidential]]"
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102	->''"Even I can't follow my stupid advice."''
103	-->-- '''Amber''', ''VisualNovel/HighwayBlossoms''
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105	->''"Paul's a scumbag, all right, but we speak the same language. What am I now, 40-something? I was hot garbage back in my day, too; I can't judge."''
106	-->-- '''Rudeus Greyrat''' in an InternalMonologue, ''Literature/MushokuTenseiJoblessReincarnation''
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108	->''"I will not here discourse the [[AristocratsAreEvil corruption rife among the aristocracy]], which is to me, as one of them, so apparent."''
109	-->-- '''[[PosthumousCharacter Klint van Zieks]]''', in his [[DeadManWriting last will and testament]], ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney''
110
111	->'''Franchise/{{Terminator}}''': My mission is to terminate the undead.\
112	'''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}''': Then back off, we're on the same side.\
113	'''Terminator''': How? You are also undead.
114	-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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116	->I have but one piece of advice to give to you for your further career as a criminal investigator. That is that you must never allow yourself to become emotionally invested in the cases you are dealing with. This is most important, Tao Gan, but most difficult to achieve. I ought to know, I have never learned it.
117	-->--'''Literature/JudgeDee''', ''The Morning of the Monkey''
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119	->'''Ryoma Hoshi:''' You actually plan on keeping that promise about not blaming yourself?\
120	'''Kaede Akamatsu:''' No, not really. Just between you and me, I’m a pretty big hypocrite.
121	-->--''Fanfic/IdTradeMyLifeForYours'', Chapter 7
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124	->'''Ki''': It's not my place to comment, but you should try to quit ([[TheAlcoholic drinking]]).\
125	'''Fooker''': Says the woman with a pack of cigarettes in her pocket...\
126	'''Ki''': I ''said'' it's not my place to comment...
127	-->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault''
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129	->'''Stormfather:''' You are not a hypocrite, Son of Honor.\
130	'''Dalinar:''' I am. But sometimes, a hypocrite is nothing more than [[CharacterDevelopment a man who is in the process of changing]].
131	-->-- ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive''

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