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1	!!Film -- Animated
2	->CUT TO WesternAnimation/{{POCAHONTAS}} SHOWING [[SemperFi JUGHEAD]] HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.\
3	\
4	OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.
5	-->-- ''{{Film/Avatar}}: [[http://autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition The Metacontextual Edition]]''
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7	!!Film -- Live-Action
8	->'''Thor:''' I need a horse!\
9	'''Pet Shop Clerk:''' We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...\
10	'''Thor:''' Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
11	-->-- ''Film/{{Thor}}''
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13	!!Literature
14	->''Behold then at the clearing of the airs they saw, but a few furlongs off, a knot of men that fled on foot, and these were pursued by a strange cavalry, for on great wolves rode Orcs, as they thought, brandishing spears.''
15	-->-- ''Literature/TheFallOfGondolin''
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17	!!Live-Action TV
18	->'''Tim''': Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-\
19	'''Tony''': But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
20	-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
21
22	!!Music
23	->Pretty [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Chocobo]], what a happy time on your back\
24	They may look like a chick\
25	But they go quick\
26	With a dramatic kick!
27	-->-- '''Hyadain''', "Rap de Chocobo"
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29	!!Tabletop Games
30	->''Now, because I can tell you are a discerning customer, miss, I can tell that a horse just won't do. Any old stuffy noble can ride a horse anywhere. And don't get me started on camels. Nasty beasts, unsanitary. Spit everywhere, those camels. No, what a woman of your high class needs is a triceratops! Don’t tell me you’re not charmed. That graceful beak, the elegant ivory curve of his horns! You'll be the talk of the town, I can guarantee you that! Imagine yourself striding into the city square in a gleaming, jeweled saddle on the back of your very own triceratops, crushing any carriages that try to jostle you! I’m telling you, you won't regret this.''
31	-->--'''Vallero Halucine''', a somewhat unusual animal merchant, ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}}''
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33	->''Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?''
34	-->--'''Sgt. Uriens Quist''', 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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36	!!Video Games
37	->''So you think you can ride this chocobo / Got chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! / Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo / Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!''
38	-->-- "Crazy Chocobo" theme while riding a rambunctious chocobo in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''
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40	!!Web Original
41	->''Stupid freakin' horse!''
42	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}}''' on the subject of [[PowerupMount Yoshi]], [[CatchPhrase frequently]]

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