1 | ->''"Don't hate us if we make you smile\ |
2 | Or if we go the extra mile\ |
3 | To make someone feel better on a really shitty day\ |
4 | And if you're hearing what I'm saying\ |
5 | Then I want you to say I'M GAY!\ |
6 | ''(I'm gay! I'm gay!)''\ |
7 | Say I'M GAY! WOO!\ |
8 | ''(I'm gay! I'm gay!)''"'' |
9 | -->-- ''Music/BowlingForSoup'', "I'm Gay" |
10 | |
11 | ->''"I'm lookin' for sailors\ |
12 | Lookin' high and low\ |
13 | I'm lookin' for sailors\ |
14 | Where did they go?\ |
15 | I'm lookin' for sailors\ |
16 | Lookin' left and right\ |
17 | Where y'all keep the sailors\ |
18 | In the middle of the night?"'' |
19 | -->-- "Lookin' For Sailors" (''{{VideoGame/Shenmue}}'' parody) |
20 | |
21 | ->''"I have a gentle cock,\ |
22 | Croweth me day;\ |
23 | He doth me risen early\ |
24 | My matins for to say.\ |
25 | I have a gentle cock,\ |
26 | Comen he is of great;\ |
27 | His comb is of red coral,\ |
28 | His tail is of jet.\ |
29 | I have a gentle cock,\ |
30 | Comen he is of kind;\ |
31 | His comb is of red coral,\ |
32 | His tail is of inde.\ |
33 | His legges be of azure,\ |
34 | So gentle and so small;\ |
35 | His spurres are of silver white\ |
36 | Into the wortewale.\ |
37 | His eyen are of crystal,\ |
38 | Locked all in amber;\ |
39 | And every night he percheth him\ |
40 | In my lady's chamber."'' |
41 | -->-- '''{{Anonymous|Author}}''', 15th century |
42 | |
43 | ->''"My first gay experience? Let's see... oh yes! the time I went on a picnic with my father as a boy, that was a gay old time. I ate my fair share of wieners that day, let me tell you!"'' |
44 | -->-- '''Mr. Burns,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
45 | |
46 | ->''"Quick, man, if you love me!"'' |
47 | -->-- '''Literature/SherlockHolmes''' [[HoYay to]] [[TheWatson Watson]] |
48 | |
49 | ->The comic lovers do not have the facilities for love-making that the hero and heroine do. The hero and heroine have big rooms to make love in, with a fire and plenty of easy-chairs, so that they can sit about in picturesque attitudes and do it comfortably. Or if they want to do it out of doors they have a ruined abbey, with a big stone seat in the center, and moonlight. |
50 | ->The comic lovers, on the other hand, have to do it standing up all the time, in busy streets, or in cheerless-looking and curiously narrow rooms in which there is no furniture whatever and no fire. |
51 | -->--''Literature/StageLand'' |
52 | |
53 | ->''"The meaning of the word 'gay' has changed. It used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual, but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit ''meh''. 'You're eating Weetabix? Oh, that's so gay!'"'' |
54 | -->-- '''Dylan Moran''', ''Like, Totally'' |
55 | |
56 | ->''"The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out! 'Cause the balls'll pop out of his mouth!"'' |
57 | -->-- '''{{Tagline}}''' from an ad for '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEWQRr6T-_g Mr. Bucket]]''' |
58 | |
59 | ->''"1. n. 14thC. medic. Polite term for lady's genitals. 2. n. 21stC. Impolite term for lady's genitals. 3. n. A traffic warden."'' |
60 | -->-- ''[[ComicBook/{{Viz}} Roger's Profanisaurus]]'' |
61 | |
62 | ->''"Creator/WaltDisney goes South American in his gayest musical Technicolor feature."'' |
63 | -->-- '''{{Tagline}}''' for ''WesternAnimation/SaludosAmigos'' |
64 | |
65 | ->''"There is nothing gay about the Princeton fight song! 'Oh the merry men of Princeton are charging up the rear, holding all the balls' — [[LateToTheRealization okay, I hear it now]]."'' |
66 | -->-- '''Jack Donaghy''', Series/ThirtyRock |
67 | |
68 | ->'''Interviewer:''' Welcome to the 21st century. It must be a bit daunting waking up like this. The world's a bit different from the 1940s.\ |
69 | '''Superhero:''' Golly, yes.\ |
70 | '''Interviewer:''' I'm just going to ask you a few routine questions, OK?\ |
71 | '''Superhero:''' OK.\ |
72 | '''Interviewer:''' Name?\ |
73 | '''Superhero:''' The '''Gay Basher!'''\ |
74 | '''Interviewer:''' Excuse me?\ |
75 | '''Superhero:''' Is something wrong?\ |
76 | '''Interviewer:''' Well, uh... times have changed and [[HomophobicHateCrime that word doesn't really mean what it used to mean anymore]]... In fact, that whole name is really offensive.\ |
77 | '''Superhero:''' Oh, I'm very sorry. Do you think I should change it?\ |
78 | '''Interviewer:''' That would probably be for the best.\ |
79 | '''Superhero:''' Can I still throw around my trademark "Gaymakers"?\ |
80 | '''Interviewer:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This might take a while.]] |
81 | -->-- ''Webcomic/LeagueOfSuperRedundantHeroes'', [[http://superredundant.com/?p=925 "Translation"]] |
82 | |
83 | ->''"It says 'dumb ass' in Literature/TheBible..."'' |
84 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' |
85 | |
86 | ->''"I never thought I would see Franchise/{{Batman}} saying "let me slip out of the thongs" outside the context of a fanfic."'' |
87 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' |
88 | |
89 | ->'''Narrator:''' Just the mammas and their babies are allowed to parade in the circus. They're so gay.\ |
90 | '''The Snob:''' Hahaha! That word used to mean something else! |
91 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' reviewing ''Film/FunInBalloonLand'' |
92 | |
93 | ->''"I can only say with Mrs. March, 'What ''can'' you expect when you have four gay girls in the house?'"'' |
94 | -->--'''''Literature/LittleWomen''''' |
95 | |
96 | ->'''Gruntilda:''' Your name is odd and you look a bit queer.\ |
97 | '''Jon:''' You gotta understand, she's from a 'Different Era'. |
98 | -->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'' |
99 | |
100 | -> ''In fairness, the word "toilet" used to mean washing up or getting dressed, not "a hole to sh*t in."'' |
101 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TrueFacts About the Lemur'' |
102 | |
103 | ->''"I s'pose you know [...] what a lot our New England ships used to have to do with queer ports in Africa, Asia, the South Seas, and everywhere else, and what queer kinds of people they sometimes brought back with 'em."'' |
104 | -->-- '''Ticket agent''', ''Literature/TheShadowOverInnsmouth'' |
105 | |
106 | ->''"So! They laugh at my '''boner''', will they? '' '''''[[TheyCalledMeMad I'll show them!]] I'll show them how many boners The Joker can make!"''''' |
107 | -->-- '''The Joker''', ''ComicBook/{{Batman}} #66'', "The Joker's Comedy of Errors" |
108 | |
109 | -> ''"GAY SCENES FOLLOW NEWS OF GERMAN SURRENDER"'' |
110 | -->-- '''Nottingham Evening Post''', ''[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/timparkinson/2470808883 Tuesday May 8, 1945]]'' |
111 | |
112 | ->'''Wonderella (Titania):''' Applesauce, Pirouette! You've gone crackers! You just pulled yourself a boner so big, you're all wet!\ |
113 | '''Wonderita (Dana):''' [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Oh god, MOTHER!]] |
114 | -->-- ''WebComic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'' |
115 | |
116 | ->''"No, no, no, I-I met this chap who just got back from camping in Scotland, and his wife was ravished by a wild haggis, and now they're expecting a little faggot!"'' |
117 | -->-- '''Peter Potter''', ''Film/CarryOnCamping'' |
118 | |
119 | ->'''Mr. Verres:''' I am both thrilled that I have no responsibility for this and enraged by my impotence.\ |
120 | '''Tedd:''' Ew! Dad!\ |
121 | '''Mr. Verres:''' I was referring to not being in charge of the investigation.\ |
122 | '''Tedd:''' So say ''that!'' |
123 | -->-- ''WebComic/ElGoonishShive'', "[[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/2010-10-29 2010-10-29]]" |
124 | |
125 | ->''"Gaily the two girl-friends excitedly chatter, unaware of Linda nearby..."'' |
126 | -->--'''Narrator''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlsThreeSuperGirlfriends'' |
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