->''"Don't hate us if we make you smile\\
Or if we go the extra mile\\
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day\\
And if you're hearing what I'm saying\\
Then I want you to say I'M GAY!\\
''(I'm gay! I'm gay!)''\\
Say I'M GAY! WOO!\\
''(I'm gay! I'm gay!)''"''
-->-- ''Music/BowlingForSoup'', "I'm Gay"

->''"I'm lookin' for sailors\\
Lookin' high and low\\
I'm lookin' for sailors\\
Where did they go?\\
I'm lookin' for sailors\\
Lookin' left and right\\
Where y'all keep the sailors\\
In the middle of the night?"''
-->-- "Lookin' For Sailors" (''{{VideoGame/Shenmue}}'' parody)

->''"I have a gentle cock,\\
Croweth me day;\\
He doth me risen early\\
My matins for to say.\\
I have a gentle cock,\\
Comen he is of great;\\
His comb is of red coral,\\
His tail is of jet.\\
I have a gentle cock,\\
Comen he is of kind;\\
His comb is of red coral,\\
His tail is of inde.\\
His legges be of azure,\\
So gentle and so small;\\
His spurres are of silver white\\
Into the wortewale.\\
His eyen are of crystal,\\
Locked all in amber;\\
And every night he percheth him\\
In my lady's chamber."''
-->-- [[AnonymousAuthor Anonymous]], 15th century

->''"My first gay experience? Let's see... oh yes! the time I went on a picnic with my father as a boy, that was a gay old time. I ate my fair share of wieners that day, let me tell you!"''
-->-- '''Mr. Burns,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Quick, man, if you love me!"''
-->-- '''Literature/SherlockHolmes''' [[HoYay to]] [[TheWatson Watson]]

->''"The meaning of the word 'gay' has changed. It used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual, but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit ''meh''. 'You're eating Weetabix? Oh, that's so gay!'"''
-->-- '''Dylan Moran''', ''Like, Totally''

->''"The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out! 'Cause the balls'll pop out of his mouth!"''
-->-- ''Tag line from an ad for'' '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEWQRr6T-_g Mr. Bucket]]'''

->''"1. n. 14thC. medic. [[CountryMatters Polite term for lady's genitals.]] 2. n. 21stC. [[SophisticatedAsHell Impolite term for lady's genitals.]] 3. n. [[AcceptableProfessionalTargets A traffic warden.]]"''
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/{{Viz}} Roger's Profanisaurus]]''

->''"Creator/WaltDisney goes South American in his gayest musical Technicolor feature."''
-->-- {{Tagline}} for ''Disney/SaludosAmigos''

->''"There is nothing gay about the Princeton fight song! 'Oh the merry men of Princeton are charging up the rear, holding all the balls' - okay, I hear it now."''
-->-- '''Jack Donaghy''', Series/ThirtyRock

->'''Interviewer:''' Welcome to the 21st century. It must be a bit daunting waking up like this. The world's a bit different from the 1940s.\\
'''Superhero:''' Golly, yes.\\
'''Interviewer:''' I'm just going to ask you a few routine questions, OK?\\
'''Superhero:''' OK.\\
'''Interviewer:''' Name?\\
'''Superhero:''' The '''Gay Basher!'''\\
'''Interviewer:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Superhero:''' Is something wrong?\\
'''Interviewer:''' Well, uh... times have changed and that word doesn't really mean what it used to mean anymore... In fact, that whole name is really offensive.\\
'''Superhero:''' Oh, I'm very sorry. Do you think I should change it?\\
'''Interviewer:''' That would probably be for the best.\\
'''Superhero:''' Can I still throw around my trademark "Gaymakers"?\\
'''Interviewer:''' This might take a while.
-->-- ''Webcomic/LeagueOfSuperRedundantHeroes'', [[http://superredundant.com/?p=925 "Translation"]]

->''"It says 'dumb ass' in Literature/TheBible..."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->''"I never thought I would see Franchise/{{Batman}} saying "let me slip out of the thongs" outside the context of a fanfic.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''

->'''Narrator:''' Just the mammas and their babies are allowed to parade in the circus. They're so gay.\\
'''The Snob:''' Hahaha! That word used to mean something else!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' reviewing ''Fun in Balloon Land''

->''"I can only say with Mrs. March, 'What ''can'' you expect when you have four gay girls in the house?'"''