1 | ->''"Five, seven, then five\ |
2 | Syllables mark a Haiku\ |
3 | Remarkable oaf."'' |
4 | -->-- '''Haiku Girl''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' |
5 | |
6 | ->''Haikus are easy,\ |
7 | But sometimes they don't make sense.\ |
8 | Refrigerator.'' |
9 | -->--FunTShirt saying |
10 | |
11 | ->''Any moron can\ |
12 | write Haiku, just stop at the\ |
13 | seventeenth syllab-'' |
14 | -->-- Seen in ''The Washington Post'' Style Invitational |
15 | |
16 | ->''This could go badly.\ |
17 | The potential for abuse?\ |
18 | OverNineThousand.'' |
19 | -->-- {{Tropers/slvstrChung}}, during [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=96trbbtw3r9h7wnmtaahns93 YKTTW]] |
20 | |
21 | ->''Chorus of my song:\ |
22 | All the lines are seven long,\ |
23 | Unless they are five.\ |
24 | \ |
25 | Chorus of my song:\ |
26 | Singing more is singing wrong;\ |
27 | Rhythm can't survive.'' |
28 | -->--'''[[RockPaperCynic Peter Chiykowski]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPROwoZyapE Haiku Song]]'' |
29 | |
30 | ->'''Howard:''' I've composed a haiku, in honor of this moment.\ |
31 | '''Kreese:''' Alright, drop it down.\ |
32 | '''Howard:''' ''Ninja rise from floor.\ |
33 | [[BloodyHilarious Red spray-paint ceiling and walls.]]\ |
34 | Jack is triumphant.''\ |
35 | '''Kreese:''' 5, 7, 5, ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]''. |
36 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MadWorld'' |
37 | |
38 | ->'''Fakeem:''': ''Look at you, chinky bitch,\ |
39 | make my trigger finger itch,\ |
40 | Get the hell out of my mall,\ |
41 | before I throw ya' through a wall.''\ |
42 | '''Akira:''' ''I will bust my caps.''\ |
43 | ''You are no match for my skill.''\ |
44 | ''Prepare to die, pig.''\ |
45 | '''Fakeem:''' Dayum, what the hell was that?\ |
46 | '''Akira:''' ''[shoots him]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting HAIKU, MOFO!]]''' |
47 | -->-- ''Webcomic/MallMonkeys'' |
48 | |
49 | ->''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir This is a story]]\ |
50 | [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir All about how my life got]]\ |
51 | [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Flipped - turned upside down]]'' |
52 | -->-- '''[=Zer0=]''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'' |
53 |
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