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1->''"Five, seven, then five\
2Syllables mark a Haiku\
3Remarkable oaf."''
4-->-- '''Haiku Girl''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
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6->''Haikus are easy,\
7But sometimes they don't make sense.\
8Refrigerator.''
9-->--FunTShirt saying
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11->''Any moron can\
12write Haiku, just stop at the\
13seventeenth syllab-''
14-->-- Seen in ''The Washington Post'' Style Invitational
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16->''This could go badly.\
17The potential for abuse?\
18OverNineThousand.''
19-->-- {{Tropers/slvstrChung}}, during [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=96trbbtw3r9h7wnmtaahns93 YKTTW]]
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21->''Chorus of my song:\
22All the lines are seven long,\
23Unless they are five.\
24\
25Chorus of my song:\
26Singing more is singing wrong;\
27Rhythm can't survive.''
28-->--'''[[RockPaperCynic Peter Chiykowski]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPROwoZyapE Haiku Song]]''
29
30->'''Howard:''' I've composed a haiku, in honor of this moment.\
31'''Kreese:''' Alright, drop it down.\
32'''Howard:''' ''Ninja rise from floor.\
33[[BloodyHilarious Red spray-paint ceiling and walls.]]\
34Jack is triumphant.''\
35'''Kreese:''' 5, 7, 5, ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]''.
36-->-- ''VideoGame/MadWorld''
37
38->'''Fakeem:''': ''Look at you, chinky bitch,\
39make my trigger finger itch,\
40Get the hell out of my mall,\
41before I throw ya' through a wall.''\
42'''Akira:''' ''I will bust my caps.''\
43''You are no match for my skill.''\
44''Prepare to die, pig.''\
45'''Fakeem:''' Dayum, what the hell was that?\
46'''Akira:''' ''[shoots him]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting HAIKU, MOFO!]]'''
47-->-- ''Webcomic/MallMonkeys''
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49->''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir This is a story]]\
50[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir All about how my life got]]\
51[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Flipped - turned upside down]]''
52-->-- '''[=Zer0=]''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands2''
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