Line #0 Quotes/GeniusDitz


1	->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Patrick, your genius is showing!\
2	'''Patrick''': '' [covers his crotch]'' Where?!?!
3	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
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5	->'''Warner Huntington III''': ''You'' got into Harvard Law?
6	->'''Elle Woods''': What, like it's hard?
7	-->-- ''Film/LegallyBlonde''
8
9	->''"I once flushed a sock down the toilet on accident. I wear my clothes backwards a lot. I have never yet figured out how much metal chicken can be shoved in the back on a car safely. The fields in which I am ruthlessly competent are very very few, and the ones in which I am inept are vast beyond measure."''
10	-->-- '''Creator/UrsulaVernon''', [[http://ursulav.livejournal.com/960056.html on why writing can't be that hard if she can do it.]]
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12	->'''Homestar Runner:''' [[OrphanedPunchline Awash with flavor!]]
13	->'''Strong Sad:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?
14	->'''Homestar Runner:''' Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
15	->'''Strong Sad:''' No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.
16	->'''Homestar Runner:''' Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.
17	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email]]'' ''[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail161.html #161: 4 branches]]''
18
19	->''"How can someone be so brilliant in the lab and so clueless everywhere else...?"''
20	-->-- '''Fourier''', regarding her sister [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pascal]] in ''VideoGame/TalesOfGraces''
21
22	->''"How is it possible for one brain to function so well, and at the very same time be so very, very, broken?"''
23	-->-- '''Lucas''' on Ethan, ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel''
24
25	->''"So Barney feels guilty for Fred and, because he's such a good friend, decides to switch the exams around. So of course now Fred is mistaken for the smartest man in the group because he apparently scored the highest on the test, which is already kind of weird.'' Barney ''was the smartest guy there? Really?'' [cut to a photo of a cartoon Barney next to a picture of UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein] ''Huh, who knew?"''
26	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Film/TheFlintstones''
27
28	->''"This Autobot is a rather unique case. According to his file, he scored higher than any Cybertronian scientist on his [[PortalNetwork space bridge]] aptitude test, [[DumbMuscle yet seems to have no other discernible skills.]]"''
29	-->-- '''Shockwave''' regarding '''Bulkhead''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', "A Bridge Too Close Part 1"
30
31	->''"Well... They're smart doctors. They're just not smart ''people''."''
32	-->-- '''Willis''', ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital''
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34	->'''Scrooge:''' This may be the most eloquent Launchpad has ever been.\
35	'''Dewey:''' He knows a lot about [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck this one thing]].
36	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Duck Knight Returns!"
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38	-> ''"See, the [[DoofyDodo Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious."''
39	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZ6UW6lnT8 A Day in the Life of Kulu-ya-Ku]]''
40
41	-> ''"You're a genius, you moron!"''
42	-->-- '''Trevor Phillips''' to his cohort Wade after finding out [[spoiler:where Michael is hiding]], ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
43
44	->'''Chris:''' Dan has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Hey, Dan? Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?\
45	'''Dan:''' Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?\
46	'''Chris:''' Now, what state is it in?\
47	'''Dan:''' D- I don't know! Ecuador, or something! What's with all the questions?!\
48	'''Elise:''' So, there ''is'' a savant half...
49	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'', "[[Recap/DanVsS1E12DanVsGeorgeWashington Dan Vs. George Washington]]"

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