Line #104 Quotes/FashionVictimVillain


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3	[[folder:Fanfics]]
4	->"''Stop calling yourself 'humble', honorifics or not. Considering how you dress, it's not even funny, it's'' ludicrous."
5	-->--'''Hermione Granger''' to Lucius Malfoy, ''Fanfic/TheParselmouthOfGryffindor''
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7	->''"WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THAT? WHAT KIND OF SHITTY DESIGN IS THAT? I HAVE SERIOUS COMPLAINTS FOR PAPILLON, HE WILL HEAR FROM ME!"''
8	-->--'''Nino''' complaining about [[MonsterOfTheWeek his akumatized form]], ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8313295/chapters/19174948 Old stories, new discoveries]]''
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10	->'''Nino:''' You think [Hawkmoth] still has the kinda cool "dark prom" aesthetic? Or did the effort of fusion mean he went back to clown outfits.\
11	'''Alya:''' You're still upset about Bubbler, aren't you?\
12	'''Nino:''' YES. THE REST OF Y'ALL LOOKED DOPE.
13	-->-- ''Fanfic/HeroChat''
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15	->Ragyo looked rather different from any of the other times Jakuzure had encountered her. Normally somewhere between a light peach tone and marble white, her skin was now almost reflectively white, caked in layer upon layer of makeup and skin cream. Her hair was twisted up in two enormous coils, with the rainbow underside shining only through gaps in the whiteness; the change in style made her eyes look even sharper and more bestial. She'd also exchanged her typical cleavage-exposing gowns, cocktail dresses, and sundresses for some kind of puffed-up flowing dress with rainbow stripes and a ridiculous Renaissance-style collar. The ultimate effect was less "intimidating figure of great respect and esteem" and more "old European queen cosplaying a circus clown."\
16	No matter. Beneath the gaudy clothes and the terrible makeup, it was still visibly the same woman who'd made her Lady's life hell, and she'd still had to struggle – from the moment Ragyo stepped onto the campus to this very second on the stage-slash-runway towering above the field – not to rip their secret weapon away from Gamagoori and shove it up the Clown Queen's unmentionable parts.
17	-->--''Fanfic/AMinorMiscalculation''
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20	[[folder:Literature]]
21	->That ridiculously oversized ring their leader was wearing for example, and the body glitter. Really? And the leather pants. Unironically, leather pants. Not to mention Lilith's whole Queen of the Undead outfit, which Greta thought you could probably buy online at the kind of shop that sold coffin-shaped handbags for fifty quid.
22	-->--''[[Literature/DrGretaHelsing Dreadful Company]]''
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25	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
26	-> '''Dr. Kobras''': Meet me in the laboratory.\
27	'''Tom Servo:''' And don't ever outdress me again.
28	-->-- ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' on ''Film/ThePumaman''
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31	[[folder:Video Games]]
32	->'''Konstantine Brayko:''' Who are you? Where did you come from - where the fuck are my guards?!\
33	'''Mike Thorton:''' I told your guards to go home and go to bed. That jacket was so bright they couldn't sleep.\
34	'''Brayko:''' What the fuck did you say?!\
35	'''Mike:''' Oh, so you can't hear me over that jacket either? No wonder it was so easy to sneak in here.\
36	''[Alternative]''\
37	'''Mike:''' Is that jacket for real? Wow. And I thought the ''mansion'' was tasteless.\
38	'''Brayko:''' Let's see how funny you are when I cut out your tongue, buddy.\
39	'''Mike:''' Big talk from someone dressed like a seat cover.
40	-->-- ''VideoGame/AlphaProtocol''
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42	->''"You answer to a cardboard cutout half your age with the fashion sense of a screaming child."''
43	-->--'''Mike Thorton''', ''VideoGame/AlphaProtocol''
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45	->''"I know Benny was murdered, but if you ask me, the real crime was that checkered jacket."''
46	-->-- '''White Glove Society''', ''Videogame/FalloutNewVegas''
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48	->'''Doomfist:''' You know, [=McCree=], [[BetterLivingThroughEvil the winning side would pay much better.]] Maybe buy yourself some real clothes.\
49	'''[=McCree=]:''' ''My'' clothes? Have you seen some of the things Talon wears?
50	-->--''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
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53	[[folder:Webcomics]]
54	->''Your swimsuit is horrendously lacking in taste. You're sporting twintails, which really only suits young girls, ''grandma.
55	-->--'''Rikku''', criticizing Medb's swimsuit, ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly''
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58	[[folder:Web Original]]
59	->''It's hard to look like a militaristic badass when you look like you just escaped from a production of ''Theatre/{{Cabaret}}''! I kept wondering if his D&D alignment was Chaotic Fabulous!''
60	-->-- '''[[http://foywonder.com/archives/nowff/foy_0201n.html Scott Foy]]''' on ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons2000''
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62	->"Hey, {{Creator/Javier\|Bardem}}, we want you to play a villain."\
63	"Sure, what kind of terrible hairdo will he have?"
64	-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20298_6-huge-movie-plot-twists-that-caused-even-bigger-plot-holes.html#ixzz2vn6uzUVQ 6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes]]
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66	->'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna]]''': How did you manage to find a helmet that fit? I didn’t think anyone made them in that size.\
67	'''Ultimate Paragon''': At least [[ComicBook/XMen Juggernaut]] has an excuse. You just look like you should be [[WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc singing about killing wabbits]].\
68	'''Scorpion Spear 77''': No, he looks like something [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]] should be herding right now.
69	-->--''Blog/DasSporking'' on [[Characters/MarvelComicsLoki Loki]]
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71	->''Yeah yeah dramatic betrayal, whatever I was already getting suspicious of this guy, especially considering how you only fought him like two times in the main story''\
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73	''but oh buddy, you should not dress yourself''
74	-->--'''[[https://storygirl000.tumblr.com/post/674770563717300224/i-showed-this-to-a-friend-who-was-simping-for-volo A Tumblr post]]''' on ''VideoGame/PokemonLegendsArceus'', regarding [[spoiler:Volo's EvilCostumeSwitch]]
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77	[[folder:Web Video]]
78	->''"My fashion sense? I misplaced it weeks ago."''
79	-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'' on Dr. Robotnik, ''{{WebVideo/Sonic\|EddieLebron}}''
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81	->''That purple suit is something you should only see [[Series/FamilyFeud Steve Harvey]] in!''
82	-->--'''[[Literature/{{It}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]]''' to '''[[Characters/BatmanTheJoker The Joker]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
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84	->''"This looks like he ran to an arts-and-crafts store and grabbed some scraps of construction paper for a face mask."''
85	-->--''WebVideo/{{Rerez}}'' on Char's mask in ''VideoGame/Gundam0079TheWarForEarth''
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87	->''"It's hard to look threatening when you look like a three year old dressing up in your parents' clothes."''
88	-->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnotatedSeries'' regarding [[WesternAnimation/StreetSharks Dr. Paradigm]]
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91	[[folder:Western Animation]]
92	->'''Valmont''': I will put up with a lot, Shendu, but I draw the line at wearing a dress!\
93	'''Shendu''': This is a sorcerer's robe!
94	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''
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96	->''Good gravy, doc! What's going on with those shoes!? I mean, what year is this anyway? You are ''waaay'' out of style.''
97	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''' to Gossamer, ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunesCartoons'', "Big League Beast"
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99	->''No one's gonna take you seriously if you start ranting about the Demon Realm. Not to mention a fashion sense like that...'' (Philip/[[spoiler:[[BigBad Belos]]]] looks down at his NewEnglandPuritan garb in surprise) ''Yikes, my dude.''
100	-->-- '''Luz Noceda''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''
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103	[[folder:Real Life]]
104	->''Cobra Commander [[DarkerAndEdgier isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, [[{{narm}} there are limits to how unfunny he can be at any given time]].''
105	-->--'''Creator/WarrenEllis''' on ''WesternAnimation/GIJoeResolute''
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