Line #90 Quotes/FalseReassurance


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4	[[folder:Audio Play]]
5	->'''The Bridgehead:''' There is no need for you to shield them. They are in no danger now.\
6	'''[[Franchise/BerniceSummerfield Bernice Summerfield]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker So you're a kind and peaceful insect-eyed alien]]?\
7	'''The Bridgehead:''' They are in no danger ''now''... but they will be later.\
8	'''Bernice Summerfield:''' Ah. Somehow I knew that was what you meant.
9	-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho013TheShadowOfTheScourge Shadow Of The Scourge]]"
10	[[/folder]]
11
12	[[folder:Comic Books]]
13	->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' So what are you going to do now that I know? Kill me?\
14	'''[[Characters/SupermanLexLuthor Lex Luthor]]:''' Oh, no -- I'd never do that... [[[Characters/BatmanTheJoker the Joker]]] will.
15	-->-- ''ComicBook/ElseworldsFinestSupergirlAndBatgirl''
16	[[/folder]]
17
18	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
19	->'''Jon:''' I can't believe you ate Dickie Bird! Never again to hear those little feet scampering about the cage!\
20	'''Garfield:''' Relax. The little feet might still be in there.
21	-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''
22	[[/folder]]
23
24	[[folder:Fan Works]]
25	->'''Xavier:''' Have fun. No trouble, and stay away from Will Anderson. Is that understood?\
26	''[...]''\
27	'''Hank:''' ''[matter-of-factly]'' You need not worry, sir. If there is any trouble. I can guarantee that one of us will not be the first to start it. You have my word.\
28	'''Xavier:''' ''[narrowing his eyes]'' You know, if Scott were with you, how you phrased that would worry me.
29	-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''
30
31	->'''Bakugo:''' It's nothing illegal.\
32	'''All Might:''' That neither explains it or reassures me, my boy.
33	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13115907/chapters/30005961 More than One Hero]]''
34
35	->'''Lucas''': Oh fuck.\
36	'''Luffy''': Lucas, you know (Giratina) this thing?\
37	'''Lucas''': You guys have a concept of God, right?\
38	'''Usopp''': THAT THING'S GOD?!\
39	'''Lucas''': Oh no, that's not Arceus.\
40	'''Usopp''': Oh thank goodness.\
41	'''Lucas''': That's basically the devil.\
42	'''Usopp''': THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
43	-->-- ''Fanfic/PlatinumPirate'' {{Fanon}}, [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/platinum-pirate-pok%C3%A9mon-one-piece.962305/page-42?post=89693519#post-89693519 here]]
44
45	->''"You need not fear for her safety. She will be screaming still, long after you are all not but corpses. In fact, I swear to you all this, she will not die, not pass into oblivion, until every last Jedi on this ship has prepared the way for her first."''
46	-->-- '''Saphran Indellous''', ''Fanfic/StarWarsVsWarhammer40K''
47
48	->'''Nami:''' "And there are ''two others'' like him?!"\
49	'''Cross:''' "Oh, no, no, nooo. There aren't two ''like'' [[EnigmaticMinion him]]. There are [[MoralSociopathy two]] [[KnightTemplar others]] who are ''worse'' than him."
50	-->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', (After the Straw Hats just met Admiral Aokiji - and saw him [[AnIcePerson freeze over]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction several square miles of ocean in a few seconds]]).
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52
53	[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
54	->''"Attention, Springfield! Your government has realized that sealing you inside this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore, we're commencing Operation: Soaring Eagle." [crowd cheers] "...which involves killing you all." [crowd groans]''
55	-->-- '''Russ Cargil''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie''
56
57	->'''Buzz:''' I just wanted to let you know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on our planet.\
58	'''Woody:''' Oh, well, that's good.\
59	'''Buzz:''' But we're not ''on'' my planet -- are we?\
60	'''Woody:''' [[OhCrap ...No]]?
61	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1''
62	[[/folder]]
63
64	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
65	->'''Recruitment Officer:''' What about you, son?\
66	'''Rico:''' Infantry, sir!\
67	'''Recruitment Officer:''' Good for you! ''[reaches up with a cybernetic hand and shakes Rico's]'' Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today! ''[wheels away from the desk, revealing that both his legs are missing]''
68	-->-- ''Film/StarshipTroopers''
69
70	->'''Pam:''' You've smoked an amount of crack that will probably kill you in about 30 minutes.\
71	'''Jason:''' I just smoked crack?!\
72	'''Pam:''' Yeah, but just like, A LOT!
73	-->-- ''Film/DirtyGrandpa''
74
75	->'''EV-9D9:''' How many languages do you speak?\
76	'''C-3PO:''' I am fluent in over six million forms of communication...\
77	'''EV-9D9:''' Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid [[YouHaveFailedMe and disintegrated him]].
78	-->-- ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''
79
80	->'''Mrs. Gloop:''' He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!\
81	'''Willy Wonka:''' Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable!\
82	'''Mrs. Gloop:''' Why?\
83	'''Willy Wonka:''' Because that pipe doesn't go to the Marshmallow Room, it goes to the Fudge Room!\
84	'''Mrs. Gloop:''' You terrible man!
85	-->-- ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''
86
87	->'''Larry:''' Yea, but the Emir of Shmow is a cutthroat. Suppose he cuts my throat?\
88	'''Moe:''' So, it'll look like you have two mouths.
89	-->-- ''Film/TheThreeStooges''
90
91	->''"Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''[{{Beat}}, as Dirk [[DeathGlare gives him a look]]]'' Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen."''
92	-->-- '''Nikolai''', ''Film/JennifersBody''
93
94	->'''The Grandmaster:''' Carlo, I pardon you.\
95	'''Cousin Carlo:''' Oh, thank you!\
96	'''Grandmaster:''' You're officially pardoned... from life!
97	-->-- ''Film/ThorRagnarok''
98
99	->''"I said I will not harm them, and I shall not. But Arrakis is Arrakis, and the desert takes the weak."''
100	-->-- '''Baron Vladimir Harkonnen''', ''Film/Dune2021''
101
102	->'''Charlie Brown:''' Don't say a word. I don't wanna hear a word.\
103	'''Lucy:''' If it's any condolences, you're a flop!
104	-->-- ''[[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} A Boy Named Charlie Brown]]'' (1963 documentary)
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106
107	[[folder:Literature]]
108	->''Yes, I have heard [the children] crying late at night, and I have thought about them--\
109	I have heard them playing and laughing outside my window while I was trying to sleep and I have thought about them--\
110	I have seen the pictures they have drawn on my car and I have thought and thought and thought about them.\
111	And so this book--\
112	To help all my little friends get all the things in life they so richly deserve.''
113	-->-- '''Creator/ShelSilverstein''', ''[[SubvertedKidsShow Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book]]''
114
115	->''"I assure you, a violent death is the last thing that will happen to you."''
116	-->-- '''Mr. Teatime''', ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''
117
118	->'''Marco:''' So, it's like a volcano down there, with lava and everything. How hot is that lava? [[NoOSHACompliance You know, in case we fell in]]?\
119	'''Cassie:''' You're not helping. Really not.\
120	'''Ax:''' <You do not have to worry about the lava, Cassie.>\
121	'''Cassie:''' Thanks, Ax.\
122	'''Ax:''' <If you fell, I believe you would be incinerated before you hit the actual magma.>
123	-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #34''
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125
126	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
127	->'''Amy:''' Okay. so we've basically run up the inside of a chimney, yeah? So what if the gravity fails?\
128	'''Doctor:''' I've thought about that.\
129	'''Amy:''' And?\
130	'''Doctor:''' We'll all plunge to our deaths. See? I've thought about it.
131	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E5FleshAndStone Flesh and Stone]]"
132
133	->'''Father Octavian:''' Do you trust this man [the Doctor]? \
134	'''River Song:''' I absolutely trust him. \
135	'''Father Octavian:''' He's not some kind of madman, is he? \
136	'''River Song:''' [[NonAnswer ...I absolutely trust him]].
137	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
138
139	->'''The Doctor:''' You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?\
140	'''Amelia Pond:''' Yes.\
141	'''The Doctor:''' Everything's going to be fine.
142	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour The Eleventh Hour]]"
143
144	->'''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon:''' I'm a president at the beginning of his time. Dare I ask? Will I be remembered?\
145	'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Oh Dicky. Tricky Dicky. ''They're never going to forget you.''
146	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E2DayOfTheMoon Day of the Moon]]"
147
148	->'''Cisco:''' So you "[[BoyfriendBlockingDad hunted]]" Gypsy's last boyfriend? Where is he now?\
149	'''Breacher:''' I don't know.\
150	'''Cisco:''' Ha! So he got away!\
151	'''Breacher:''' I don't know where people go when they die.
152	-->-- ''Series/TheFlash2014''
153
154	->[[AC:''"Don't think of it as dying. Think of it as leaving early [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt to avoid the rush]]."'']]
155	-->-- '''DEATH''', ''Series/GoodOmens2019''
156	[[/folder]]
157
158	[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
159	->''"But I bear good tidings and good news that the vicious cycle will end! Because after Brock Lesnar is done rag-dolling you across that cage and you fail...once again... I'll be waiting at Backlash... to put you to sleep."''
160	-->-- Excerpt from '''Wrestling/SamoaJoe''''s "Reason You Suck" speech to Roman Reigns, ''[[WRestling/WWERaw Raw]]'' after Wrestling/WrestleMania 34.
161	[[/folder]]
162
163	[[folder:Theatre]]
164	->''"I'm willing to offer you positions in my new world order!" [away from microphone] "[[MotorMouth Asmyslaves]]."''
165	-->-- '''Voldemort''', ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical''
166	[[/folder]]
167
168	[[folder:Video Games]]
169	->[[AC:''"When the test is over, you will be... missed!"'']]
170	-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/Portal1''
171
172	->[[AC:''"We've both said a lot of things you're going to regret."'']]
173	-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''
174
175	->''"Most test subjects do experience some... 'cognitive deterioration' after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... ''quite'' a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a ''very'' minor case of... '''serious''' brain damage. But don't be alarmed! Although, if you ''do'' feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling! Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage."''
176	-->-- '''Wheatley''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''
177
178	->''"I am 100% certain you're returning from this battle, Travis. ...In a body bag."''
179	-->-- '''Sylvia''' before the Shinobu BossFight, ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''
180
181	->''"All experiments are guaranteed to be 100% Not-Entirely Lethal."''
182	-->-- '''Penny Crygor''', ''VideoGame/WarioWare''
183
184	->''"It's called '[[Main/RespawnPoint respawning]]', champ. [[Main/FauxAffablyEvil We're not monsters]]."''
185	-->-- '''Hadrian''', ''VideoGame/MinecraftStoryMode'', "A Journey's End?"
186
187	->''' Eliphas the Inheritor:''' [[VillainousBreakdown No! I will not go to the Basilica of Torments again]]!\
188	'''Daemon Prince:''' Fear not, Apostle. The Basilica is reserved for those who may redeem themselves.\
189	'''Eliphas:''' ''[beginning to rise into the air]'' No... no!\
190	'''Daemon Prince:''' [[YouHaveFailedMe You will have no such chance]].
191	-->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar: Dark Crusade'', Chaos stronghold ending
192
193	->'''Hayden Montag:''' We possess an Illuminati war {{golem}} from the 1600s -- [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial purely for reference purposes]]. The school records of its last activation make for [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters gruesome, albeit entertaining, reading]]. Such an activation would require... [[OurGhostsAreDifferent a full faculty meeting]].\
194	'''Annabel Usher:''' So, this could get worse... before it gets better?\
195	'''Hayden Montag:''' Oh, no. ''[{{Beat}}]'' I shouldn't think it would get better.
196	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
197
198	->'''Malcolm Corley''': I know your plan, Ripburger. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company!\
199	'''Adrian Ripburger''': Sir, that's horrible. I am not ''waiting'' for you to die.
200	-->-- ''VideoGame/FullThrottle''
201
202	->''"Fi-ddle-sticks is just a fable. A story to scare chil-dren."''
203	-->-- '''Fiddlesticks''' approaching a victim, ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''
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205
206	[[folder:Web Animation]]
207	->''"Did you see what I did to get this? I'm already pretty far gone."''
208	-->-- '''Creator/SilverQuill''', addressing concerns that the [[ArtifactOfDoom Alicorn Amulet]] will corrupt him, in his "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E19TradeYa Trade Ya!]]" review
209
210	->''"The Sekiseigumi punish breaches of the peace quite severely. I have seen foreigners permanently exiled for a single violation -- though, to be fair, this is not common. More often than not, they are executed on the spot."''
211	-->-- '''Hancock''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''
212	[[/folder]]
213
214	[[folder:Webcomics]]
215	->'''Thief:''' Just be careful with [[BagOfHolding this thing]]. I've stuffed more riches in there than actually exists.\
216	'''Red Mage:''' They'll be ''preserved'', I assure you.\
217	'''Thief:''' [[LampshadeHanging What an odd statement]]. Yet my concerns are put to rest by it.
218	-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/10/28/episode-476-red-mage-in-the-cradle/ Episode 476: Red Mage in the Cradle]]
219
220	->'''Miss Pauling:''' I have screwed this up so bad, haven't I?\
221	'''Spy:''' Oh, don't beat yourself up too much. During your tenure as our supervisor, only ''one'' of us has died as a result of your decision-making. Statistically, that's nothing to be ashamed of. Of course, we'll ''all'' be dead within the hour. So if you think about it, this moment is actually the ''high'' point of the remainder--\
222	''[Pauling starts [[BrokenTears brokenly crying]]]''
223	-->-- ''Webcomic/TeamFortress2'' Part 5: "Old Wounds"
224	[[/folder]]
225
226	[[folder:Web Video]]
227	->'''PedophilePriest:''' Please! Y-You must understand! I am just a man! A-A-A-A man is just but a speck in the eyes of the Lord! I am weak!\
228	'''[[EvenEvilHasStandards Maxwell]]:''' [[TranquilFury Oh, do not worry, Father]]. I assure you, God is forgiving.\
229	'''Priest:''' Really? Oh, praise be to-- ''[Heinkel comes behind him and puts a gun to his head]''\
230	'''Maxwell:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Just make sure to ask Him when you get there]].
231	-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
232
233	->'''"Quinn":''' My life's in the hands of an ''IDIOT?!''\
234	'''Ethan:''' No no no no no... '''''TWO''' idiots...''
235	-->-- ''WebVideo/UnusAnnus'', "Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room"
236
237	->'''Yugi:''' Hello, Leon! Last time I immediately gave someone my trust, they threw my Exodia into the ocean. You're not going to do that, are you, Leon?\
238	'''Leon:''' That depends. Do you ''have'' Exodia?\
239	'''Yugi:''' Not anymore.\
240	'''Leon:''' Then no, I'm not going to do that.\
241	'''Yugi:''' ''[shakes Leon's hand]'' Then I immediately trust you!
242	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "A Grand Day In"
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244
245	[[folder:Western Animation]]
246	->'''Troy [=McClure=]:''' Come on, Billy! Let's go to the killing floor.\
247	'''Billy:''' ''[gasps]''\
248	'''Troy:''' Don't let the name fool you, Billy. It's not really a floor. It's more of steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
249	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
250
251	->''"Cyril, come on! Worst case scenario, [Lana's] cover got blown and Skorpio's raping her senseless before he chops her battered corpse into fish food."''
252	-->-- '''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
253
254	->'''Ray:''' Try to think about something else... like how there's no sink in there.\
255	'''Archer:''' So what if there's no... oh my God! THERE'S NO SINK!
256	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''[[note]]Archer is having to manually shut off his mom's vibrator.[[/note]]
257
258	->'''Watch''': Now before we administer the untested experimental inhibitor we have to-\
259	'''Prof. Impossible''': Whoa there! "Experimental"?\
260	'''Watch''': Suck it up, Mr. Good Guy. That's how we roll in [[WeirdTradeUnion Organized Villainy]], get used to it.\
261	'''Ward''': [[SideEffectsInclude Side-effects may include]]: Nausea, Headaches, Insomnia, Constipation, Oily-Discharge, Severe Deja-Vu, Stiffness-in-Joints, Blurred Vision or Temporary Blindness, Loss-of-Life, Diarrhea, Thrombosis, and Rectal Bleeding.\
262	'''Storm Front''': How can you have Diarrhea ''and'' Constipation?\
263	'''Prof. Impossible''': [[WaitWhat Was "Loss-of-Life" on that list?]]\
264	'''Watch''': Just a side-effect. Now who's getting the shot?
265	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'', ''Recap/TheVentureBrosS4E11AnyWhichWayButZeus''
266
267	->'''Della:''' Ah, the perfect day. Just me, the open sky, the ''Cloudslayer'', and-- ''[notices the hanger is empty]'' Where's my plane?!\
268	'''Launchpad:''' Right here Miss D! ''[hangar door opens and reveals the plane in pieces]'' And there. And a bit over there! Don't worry, the ''Sun Chaser'' has been through ''way'' worse than this.\
269	'''Della:''' It ''has''?
270	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E20TheGoldenArmoryOfCorneliusCoot The Golden Armory of Cornelius Coot!]]"
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Context Quotes / FalseReassurance