Line #1 Quotes/ExtendedDisarming


1	->'''Doyle:''' ''(searching Mask)'' Really big sunglasses...\
2	'''Cop:''' Bike horn...\
3	'''Doyle:''' Small-mouthed bass...\
4	'''Cop:''' Bowling pin...\
5	''(something goes snap)''\
6	'''Doyle:''' ''Aah!''... Mousetrap...\
7	'''Cop:''' Rubber chicken...\
8	'''The Mask:''' Little to the left. That's it.\
9	'''Doyle:''' ''(inspecting an odd-looking squeaky toy)'' ...I don't know.\
10	'''Cop:''' Funny eyeball glasses...\
11	'''The Mask:''' [[HowDidThatGetInThere I've never seen those before in my life.]]\
12	'''Cop:''' Bazooka...\
13	'''The Mask:''' I have a permit for that.\
14	'''Doyle:''' Picture of Kellaway's wife.\
15	'''Lieutenant Kellaway:''' What? ''(close-up of framed photo -- woman in lingerie, complete with her phone number and "Call me, Lover!")''\
16	'''The Mask:''' Uh-oh.\
17	'''Lieutenant Kellaway:''' Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!\
18	'''The Mask:''' Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all -- ''you married her!''
19	-->-- ''Film/TheMask''
20
21	->'''Gibbs:''' You're coming along, strictly as an observer. Hand over all you weapons.
22	->'''Ziva:''' Is that really necessay? ''(Gibb holds out his hand)'' Right. ''(gives him a gun)''
23	->'''Gibbs:''' And your backup.
24	->'''Ziva:''' What backup?
25	->'''Gibbs:''' Left leg.
26	->'''Ziva:''' Oh. That one. ''(gives it to him)''
27	->'''Gibbs:''' And the knife concealed at your waist. ''(Ziva hands knife to Gibbs, who hands it back)'' You can keep this. [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I just wanted you to know that I know]]. [[note]]This is a good thing, because she uses this knife to save their lives a while later. [[FridgeBrilliance Gibbs Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife]].[[/note]]
28	-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Silver War"
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30	->''[Outside the Gates of Nargothrond. Enter Beren, escorted by the Rangers, but unbound.]''\
31	'''Captain:''' Forgive me, sir, but you must leave your weapons with us. It isn't permitted to go armed into the presence of the King.\
32	'''Beren:''' Of course. Hold on a minute--\
33	''[He hands over his bow, quiver, longsword, shortsword and dagger]''\
34	'''Captain:''' [relieved] Thank you for being so understanding about this. Now if you'll just come this way--\
35	'''Beren:''' Not done yet.\
36	''[taking assorted dirks from vambraces, leggings, belts and backpack.]''\
37	'''Captain:''' [staring at the mounting pile] Oh...Is there more?\
38	'''Beren:''' [working poniards out of cloak hem and hand-guards] Yup.\
39	'''Captain:''' Is -- is that everything?\
40	'''Beren:''' [muffled, struggling out of his armor] No, there are still the backups, but you'll have to wait a bit.\
41	''[takes another several pounds of metal from undertunic, sleeves, waistband]''\
42	'''Beren:''' That should do it.
43	-->-- ''Fanfic/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript'', ''chapter 2''
44
45	->''[Captain John Hart hands over two guns and a [[KatanasAreJustBetter katana]]]''\
46	'''Captain Jack Harkness:''' ''[holds a hand out, makes "gimme" motion]'' The rest.\
47	'''Captain John Hart:''' Oh, you know me. I'm a two-weapon man.\
48	'''Gwen Cooper:''' ''[scanning]'' One pistol strapped to each leg, laser knife beneath the left elbow, 17 explosive charges in the lining of his coat.\
49	'''Captain John Hart:''' Slipped my mind.
50	-->-- ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
51
52	->Proton began running his hands over his clothing. "They confiscated my wristio, [[TheRadioDiesFirst so we can't call out]]…[[OhMyGods Great Calculator]], they've taken everything! Knife-rings, detonator buttons, belt-sword, trouser-fly transmitter, diamond-saw bootlaces, thermite lint, G-string abseil harness, infra-red contact lenses, my tiny glass balls filled with anesthesia gas, the synthetic strands of hair that can be joined into a 300-pound monofilament test line..." Proton lifted his shirt and stared in horror at the neat laser-scar across his stomach. "The bastards — they even removed my fake explosive appendix!"
53	-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
54
55	->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
56	->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
57	->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
58	->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
59	->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
60	->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
61	->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
62	->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
63	-->-- ''Film/JonahHex2010''
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Context Quotes / ExtendedDisarming