Quotes: Extended Disarming

Doyle: (searching Mask) Really big sunglasses...
Cop: Bike horn...
Doyle: Small-mouthed bass...
Cop: Bowling pin...
(something goes snap)
Doyle: Aah!...Mousetrap...
Cop: Rubber chicken...
The Mask: Little to the left. That's it.
Doyle: (inspecting an odd-looking squeaky toy) ...I don't know.
Cop: Funny eyeball glasses...
The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
Cop: Bazooka...
The Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Kellaway: What? (close-up of framed photo — woman in lingerie, complete with her phone number and "Call me, Lover!")
The Mask: Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
The Mask: Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all — you married her!

Gibbs: You're coming along, strictly as an observer. Hand over all you weapons.
Ziva: Is that really necessay? (Gibb holds out his hand) Right. (gives him a gun)
Gibbs: And your backup.
Ziva: What backup?
Gibbs: Left leg.
Ziva: Oh. That one. (gives it to him)
Gibbs: And the knife concealed at your waist. (Ziva hands knife to Gibbs, who hands it back) You can keep this. I just wanted you to know that I know. note 
NCIS, "Silver War"

[Outside the Gates of Nargothrond. Enter Beren, escorted by the Rangers, but unbound.]
Captain:"Forgive me, sir, but you must leave your weapons with us. It isn't permitted to go armed into the presence of the King."
Beren:"Of course. Hold on a minute —
[He hands over his bow, quiver, longsword, shortsword and dagger]
Captain: [relieved]"Thank you for being so understanding about this. Now if you'll just come this way —"
Beren:"Not done yet."
[taking assorted dirks from vambraces, leggings, belts and backpack.]
Captain: [staring at the mounting pile]"Oh...Is there more?"
Beren: [working poniards out of cloak hem and hand-guards]"Yup."
Captain:"Is — is that everything?"
Beren: [muffled, struggling out of his armor]"No, there are still the backups, but you'll have to wait a bit."
[takes another several pounds of metal from undertunic, sleeves, waistband]
Beren: "That should do it."