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1-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' What an... odd-looking... figurine. Why is this... figurine... in ''my''... ''house''?
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3-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' ''[Yawn]'' Time to hit the ol' bedstack.
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5-> '''Officer Cop:''' Reginald P. Linux, I heard you needed a cop.
6-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' Yes.
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8-> '''Officer Cop:''' Well, my advice to you as a cop is to move out of here. That's the only path I can see you taking. This will eat you up, and you'll die. Then you will be in a graveyard.
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10-> '''Officer Cop:''' You seem like a man of many words. But let me tell you this, how about? If you don't move out of the doom house, it could spell your doom!
11-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' A "doom house"?!?
12-> '''Officer Cop:''' Yeah, '''DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.'''
13-> '''Reginald P Linux:''' A "doom house"?!?
14-> ''[Officer Cop takes doggy gate and leaves.]''
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16-> '''Officer Cop:''' Hey Reginald P. Linux, how are you doing?
17-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' A "doom house"?!?
18-> '''Officer Cop:''' Hey... hey, sallyforth me if you're wrong, but you haven't moved out of the murder house... doom house... yet.
19-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' But I just got a fixed rate mortgage!
20-> '''Officer Cop''' Yeah, '''DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.'''
21-> '''Reginald P. Linux:''' The doll and I have come to a gentleman's agreement. ''[Reginald taps his neck secretively.]''
22-> '''Officer Cop:''' ''[Stares at Reginald.]''
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