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1	->''"I wonder if I qualify for some kind of hostage-based PrestigeClass by now."''
2	-->-- '''Elan''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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4	->''[while trying to rescue Jean, Bob gets captured too]''\
5	'''JEAN:''' [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]] You've just struck a major blow for sexual equality.\
6	'''BOB:''' Oh. Good?
7	-->-- ''Missing Links'', ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'''
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9	->''"Oh, my, this is a twist on our story! It's the brave, little princess coming to the rescue... I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"''
10	-->-- '''Narissa''', ''Film/{{Enchanted}}''
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12	->''"I have faith. You'll save me as I did you."''
13	-->-- '''PrinceCharming''' to Snow White, ''Series/OnceUponATime''
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15	->''"Well, this is embarrassing. I never thought of myself as a damsel in distress."''
16	-->-- '''Anders''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
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18	->''"You've gotta stop saving my rump like this! It's starting to get embarrassing."''
19	-->-- '''Shining Armor''', to his sister Twilight Sparkle, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "The Crystal Empire, Part 2"
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21	->''"How quaint! The girls have come to rescue their boyfriends."''
22	-->-- '''Starscream''', ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''
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24	->''"But from here on out, things will be simple. Get in, get Feron, get out...and kill anyone who tries to stop us."''
25	-->-- '''Liara''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
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27	->''"Great! Now he's been kidnapped by a schoolgirl!"''
28	-->-- '''[[ActionGirlfriend Revy]]''', ''Manga/BlackLagoon''
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30	->''"SONIC! HELP!"''
31	-->-- '''Tails''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''
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33	->'''Kuanyin''': You won't believe this. Tripitaka is going to need rescuing soon.
34	->'''Sun Wukong''': I ''thought'' the sun rose this morning.
35	-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'', "Journey to the West Part X"
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