Quotes / Distressed Dude

(While trying to rescue Jean, Bob gets captured too)
JEAN: Congratulations. You've just struck a major blow for sexual equality.
BOB: Oh. Good?

"Oh, my, this is a twist on our story! It's the brave, little princess coming to the rescue... I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"
Narissa, Enchanted

"I have faith. You'll save me as I did you."
Prince Charming to Snow White, Once Upon a Time

Well, this is embarrassing. I never thought of myself as a damsel in distress.
Anders, Dragon Age II

You've gotta stop saving my rump like this! It's starting to get embarrassing.
Shining Armor, to his sister Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Crystal Empire, Part 2"

How quaint! The girls have come to rescue their boyfriends.
Starscream, The Transformers

But from here on out, things will be simple. Get in, get Feron, get out...and kill anyone who tries to stop us.
Liara, Mass Effect 2

"Great! Now he's been kidnapped by a schoolgirl!"