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3[[AC:Anime and Manga]]
4->''"Just as I thought, you are unqualified to go to Gun Blaze West. You don't hold back or show mercy to those who are weaker than you. But against one who is stronger, you try to win by resorting to numbers. You are "super-human" in name only. You are a typical human being. A weak, pitiful human being."''
5-->-- '''Armor Baron''' to '''Sarge Thunderarm''' after the latter calls reinforcements to win against the former, ''Manga/GunBlazeWest''
6
7[[AC:Audio Plays]]
8->''"[''SarcasticClapping''] Bravo, Madame Salvadore, bravo! I had no idea that your instinct for self-preservation was so finely-honed."''
9-->-- '''Mr. Seta''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho021DustBreeding Dust Breeding]]''
10
11[[AC:Comic Books]]
12->''"Trust Macendale to create even greater methods of running away!"''
13-->-- '''ComicBook/TheKingpin''' on '''Jason Macendale Jr aka Hobgoblin IV''', ''ComicBook/SpiderMan''
14
15[[AC:Fan Works]]
16->'''Socrates:''' [[WhatTheHellHero You'd desert your best friend?]]\
17'''Hobbes:''' To keep myself safe? [[BluntYes You bet.]] See ya later.
18-->-- ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS3E2DrBrainChillPart2 "Dr. BrainChill Part 2"]]
19
20->'''Hago:''' You can't escape us now.\
21'''Zazu:''' Actually, I could always fly away.\
22'''Simba:''' And leave us behind? You chicken!\
23'''Zazu:''' When things get very serious, I look out for my own best interests. In a situation like this, I find you very irrelevant.\
24'''Nala:''' You ''are'' a chicken! You'd leave us to die just so you could save yourself?\
25'''Zazu:''' I'd love to say no, but unfortunately the answer is yes.
26-->-- ''Fanfic/TheLionKingAdventures'', ''Zazu's in Charge''
27
28[[AC:Film - Animated]]
29->[''Mansley has just ordered a nuclear strike on the Iron Giant'']\
30'''Rogard:''' That missile is targeted to the Giant's ''current position!'' '''''WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!'''''\
31''[Mansley looks back to see the Giant right behind him, and cringes and sucks in air through his teeth as he [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes his foolish mistake]]]''\
32'''Mansley:''' ...W-we could duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there. If we can--\
33'''Rogard:''' [[ThisIsReality There's no way to survive this]], you ''idiot!''\
34'''Mansley:''' [[OhCrap You mean... we're all going t]]--\
35'''Rogard:''' To ''die'', Mansley. [[FaceDeathWithDignity For our country.]]\
36'''Mansley:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Screw our country! I WANNA LIVE!]]\
37''[Mansley steals an army jeep and attempts to drive away, but the Giant stops him with his hand, upon which Mansley is surrounded by soldiers]''\
38'''Rogard:''' Hold him, men. Make sure he stays there like a "good soldier".
39-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant''
40
41->''[[VillainsWantMercy "Let me go! Let me go, please! Don't hurt me! I'll do anything! ANYTHING!"]]''
42-->-- '''Gaston''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
43
44->''"Ah! Is this a robbery? 'Cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me."''
45-->-- '''Hal Stewart''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''
46
47->''"COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARDS!!! DON'T LEAVE!!!"''
48-->-- '''Hopper''' to his gang, ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''
49
50->''"It wasn't just the money the Drej were offering. It was the health plan that came with it. They'd let me live, provided I kill all of you before they get here. They should be here shortly!''"
51-->--[[spoiler:'''Preed''']], ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE''
52
53[[AC:Film – Live Action]]
54
55->Brave Sir Robin ran away.\
56Bravely ran away away.\
57When danger reared it's ugly head,\
58He bravely turned his tail and fled.\
59Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about\
60And gallantly he chickened out.\
61Swiftly taking to his feet,\
62He beat a very brave retreat.\
63Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
64-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail
65
66->''"Johns was like most mercs. They look all stand up and do right, until you cut them open and you find something missing. In his case, a spine."''
67-->-- '''Riddick''', ''Film/PitchBlack''
68
69->''"General Grievous will run and hide as he always does. He is a coward."''
70-->-- '''Mace Windu''' on '''General Grievous''', ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith''
71
72->'''[[SecretTestOfCharacter The Interrogator]]''': Is Kingsman worth dying for?\
73'''Charlie Hesketh''': No it fucking isn't! Shit! I'll tell you what you want, please! Chester King's Arthur! Arthur's head of the secret spy agency! It's called Kingsman! Get me out of here!
74-->--''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''
75
76->''"Fortune smiles on the brave and spits on the coward."''
77-->--'''Don Lope de Aguirre''', ''Film/AguirreTheWrathOfGod''
78
79->''"I'm not gonna take that kind of a chance when we've got a safe place! We lock up into a safe place, and you're telling us that we gotta come up here and risk our lives just because somebody might need help, huh?"''
80-->--'''Harry Cooper''', ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1968''
81
82->''"Look! You two can do whatever you like! I'm going back down to the cellar, and you'd better decide! 'Cause I'm gonna board up that door, and I'm not going to unlock it again no matter what happens!"''
83-->--'''Harry Cooper''', ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1968''
84
85->''"Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?"''
86-->--'''Sir Robin''', ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
87
88->''[Alfrid is found disguised as a woman in an attempt to avoid going to battle]''\
89'''Woman:''' Alfrid Lickspittle! You are a coward.\
90'''Alfrid:''' Coward!? Not every man's brave enough to wear a corset![[note]]Humorously, this includes him, since his outfit doesn't even come with a corset.[[/note]]\
91'''Woman:''' You're not a man! You're a weasel.
92-->-- ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies''
93
94->'''Scorpio:''' You tried to kill me!\
95'''[[CowboyCop Harry]]:''' If I tried that, your head would be splattered all over this field. Now where's the girl?\
96''[Scorpio starts crying]''\
97'''Scorpio:''' [[OnlyBadGuysCallTheirLawyers I want a lawyer.]]\
98'''Harry:''' I said where's the girl?\
99'''Scorpio:''' I have the right for a lawyer!\
100'''Harry:''' ''Where's the girl?''\
101'''Scorpio:''' I have the right for a lawyer. Need to go to the doctor, please. I have rights...\
102''[Harry puts pressure on Scorpio's leg wound using his foot]''\
103'''Scorpio:''' ...for a LAWYE-E-E-ER!\
104''[Scorpio keeps screaming and crying as [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique Harry tortures him]] and the camera zooms out]''
105-->--''Film/DirtyHarry''
106
107->'''Carol:''' He might attack someone!\
108'''Barnes:''' You're right - me!
109-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
110
111->'''Cesar''': You make up your mind, Carlos. You are with them, or you are with us.\
112'''Carlos''': Is that loaded?\
113'''Cesar''': Of course.\
114'''Carlos''': I am with us.
115-->-- ''Film/AreYouBeingServed''
116
117[[AC:Literature]]
118->'''Magwich:''' Is it my fault I'm a weak-willed traitor at heart?\
119'''Jack:''' Well, that's honest enough.
120-->-- ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfTheImaginariumGeographica''
121
122->''"Harry, this piece of vermin is the reason you have no parents. This cringing bit of filth would have seen you die, too, without turning a hair. You heard him. His own stinking skin meant more to him than your whole family."''
123-->-- [[spoiler:'''Sirius Black''']] talking about [[spoiler:Peter Pettigrew]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban''
124
125->''"Kryten was about to ask him where he'd got to, but it would be a pointless question. As soon as Rimmer had seen a fight start, he'd performed his famous impression of a whippet with a sphincter full of dynamite. Kryten had long since ceased to wonder why a man [[VirtualGhost who was already dead]] could be such a relentless coward."''
126-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''
127
128->''"At one time or another we have been able to turn every other sin into a source of pride for humans. We have never yet found a way to make them proud of cowardice. It is horrible to contemplate, horrible to experience and horrible to remember."''
129-->-- ''Literature/TheScrewtapeLetters''
130
131->''I don't lack moral fiber, it just gives me the runs.''
132-->-- ''Trunk and Disorderly'', by Creator/CharlesStross
133
134->Now Meglin was afeared that even the secret token which Melko had given him would fail in that direful sack, and was minded to help that Ainu to the fulfilment of his promises of safety. No doubt had he however of the death of Tuor in that great burning, for to Salgant he had confided the task of delaying him in the king's halls and egging him straight thence into the deadliest of the fight – but lo! Salgant fell into a terror unto death, and he rode home and lay there now aquake on his bed; but Tuor fared home with the folk of the Wing.
135-->-- ''Literature/TheFallOfGondolin''
136
137[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
138->''"Your civilization is one of the oldest in the galaxy; now I see why. Your cowardice isn't quaint, it's sly... aggressive. That’s how that gene of gutlessness has survived while so many others have perished. Well, not today. No one else dies today. Right? Brilliant."''
139-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E11TheGodComplex The God Complex]]"
140
141->'''Ohila:''' ''[disgusted]'' He's running away.\
142'''General:''' Where is he running to?\
143'''Ohila:''' Same place he always does: Away. Just... ''away''.
144-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' (on the Doctor)
145
146->'''Mark:''' He thinks we can't hide forever.\
147'''Jeremy:''' He doesn't know us at all, does he?
148-->-- ''Series/PeepShow''
149
150->''"You know what I think? I think, that maybe the only reason that you ever wanted Frank dead, was so that you can pretend that he never made you feel like a man about to die."''
151-->-- '''Billy Russo''' to '''William Rawlins''', ''Series/ThePunisher2017''
152
153->'''Rimmer:''' Shoot him!\
154'''Lister:''' What? In the back?\
155'''Rimmer:''' Of course in the back! It's only a pity he's awake!\
156'''Lister:''' You mean, You could happily kill him if he was asleep?\
157'''Rimmer:''' I could happily kill him if he was on the job, shoot him!
158-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''
159
160->''"Know this about me. Like general George S. Patton, I believe in reincarnation. It is my firm conviction that in all my previous lives has been a soldier. A bold warrior soul, who unfortunately in this incarnation, has been given the body of an abject coward. So excuse me gentlemen, while I have a humiliating panic attack underneath the scanner table."''
161-->-- '''Rimmer''', ''Series/RedDwarf''
162
163->'''Rimmer:''' The way I see it, we have two options: 1, take it on and kill it, or 2, run away. Who's for 2?\
164'''Kryten:''' Two sounds good to me, sir\
165'''Cat:''' Always been my lucky number.
166-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''
167
168->'''Hugh:''' I'm going to take a fucking stand on this one and I'm buggered if I'm going to let you down now. I'm going to go to the PM, and I'm going to tell him straight up, this bill is a load of old bollocks!\
169'''Glenn:''' No, you're not.\
170'''Hugh:''' No, I'm not, but it'd be great if I did, wouldn't it?
171-->--''Series/TheThickOfIt''
172
173[[AC:Music]]
174->''"[[TitleDrop I ran away, I ran away]]''\
175''Danger stared me in the face and I ran away''\
176''Whenever I was challenged I collapsed like a souffle''\
177''But I'm still alive to sing this song 'cause I ran away!"''
178-->-- ''I Ran Away'', Music/TheArrogantWorms
179
180->''"Go out walkin', just us two\
181Ain't much in this world I wouldn't do for you\
182And if a man with a knife said, 'Your money or your life!'\
183I wouldn't think twice\
184\
185And I'd stand my ground and not give an inch\
186Coiled like a spring, I wouldn't even flinch\
187I would stare into the eyes of that son of a bitch\
188And this is what I'd say...\
189\
190Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me!\
191I might be crazy, but I ain't reckless\
192She's got a diamond ring, she's got a necklace\
193Look in her purse, she's got the keys to a Lexus\
194May I be on my way?\
195\
196Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me!\
197What a funny ol' way to measure love\
198Find out where you stand when push comes to shove\
199'Cause right now it ain't you that I'm thinkin' of\
200It's me. It's me. It's me, me, me, me\
201I LOVE ME!\
202\
203Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me!\
204Two's company, but three's a crowd\
205I was thinkin' maybe we should break up anyhow\
206I could use some space from you, especially right now\
207So help yourself, mister. I ain't no hero\
208Her bank card PIN number is four-one-three-zero!\
209\
210Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me!\
211Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me!"''
212-->-- '''Otis Lee Crenshaw''' (Rich Hall), "Do Anything You Want to the Girl (Just Don't Hurt Me)"
213
214[[AC:Myths & Religion]]
215->''"The wicked flee when none pursueth."''
216-->-- ''Literature/BookOfProverbs'' 28:1
217
218[[AC:Tabletop Games]]
219->''"Better to live in atrocity than to die in glory."''
220-->-- '''Gix''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering: The Thran''
221
222->''A tale is told of two Skaven, birthkin from the same breeder. While scouting the woods above their home, they encountered a ravenous Minotaur. [[FearIsTheAppropriateResponse Wisely, they fled the beast]], but it gave chase and pursued them for many miles.''
223->''"Surely," said the first Skaven, panting, "we [[VerbalTic cannot-cannot-cannot]] outrun this horrible creature."''
224->''The second chittered his agreement. "Nor do we have to," he replied.''
225->''Unsure of his birthkin’s motive, the first Skaven asked, "What do you mean?"''
226->''By way of response, the second Skaven [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder tripped his companion]], answering, "I-I-I only need to outrun you!"''
227-->--A fable from the Lessons of the Horned Rat, ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Children Of The Horned Rat - A Guide To Skaven''
228
229[[AC:Theatre]]
230->''"When, to evade Destruction's hand,\
231To hide they all proceeded,\
232No soldier in that gallant band\
233Hid half as well as he did.\
234He lay concealed throughout the war,\
235And so preserved his gore, O!\
236That unaffected, undetected, well-connected warrior,\
237The Duke of Plaza-Toro!"''
238-->-- '''The Duke of Plaza-Toro''', ''Theatre/TheGondoliers''
239
240->''"They come in force\
241[[WithCatlikeTread With stealthy stride]].\
242Our obvious course\
243Is now to hide!"''
244-->-- '''[[PoliceAreUseless Chief of Police]]''', ''Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance''
245
246[[AC:Video Games]]
247->'''Ayah:''' Helicopter!\
248'''Farah:''' It's Barkov!\
249'''Darine:''' The coward is leaving!\
250'''Farah:''' What do you expect from a spineless dog?
251-->-- '''Farah Karim''' to her comrades about '''General Roman Barkov's''' act of cowardice, ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2019''
252
253->'''Sora:''' [[spoiler:Iago]], you're supposed to be our friend, but you've been playing both sides just to make sure you save yourself!\
254'''Donald Duck:''' I ''knew'' you were still a bad guy!
255-->-- '''Sora''' and '''Donald''' calling out on [[spoiler:'''Iago''']] for betraying their trust, ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''
256
257->'''Kai Leng:''' Still too slow, Shepard!\
258'''Shepard:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse I'm only slow because I'm not running]]! You ran away on the Citadel, on Thessia -- all you can do is run!\
259'''Kai Leng:''' [[LameComeback Sh-shut up!]]
260-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
261
262->''"Oh God, please don't make me die today! Tomorrow would be so much better!"''
263-->-- '''Traditional Spathi prayer''', ''VideoGame/StarControl 2''
264
265->''"We're right behind you! (But the second the going gets rough, we BAIL!)"''
266-->-- '''A Goomba''', ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''
267
268->''"Hey! Brad! Where the hell's he going?!"''
269-->-- '''Chris Redfield''' as '''Brad [[FanNickname "Chickenheart"]] Vickers''' leaves his squadmates for dead, ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''
270
271->'''Dr Eggman:''' S-Sonic! ''(Falls down on his knees and begs)'' [[VillainsWantMercy I-I'm sorry! R-really! L-look, go easy on me! I'll turn over a new leaf, I swear! Just give me a chance!]]
272->'''Sonic:''' Well, this is new. Showing remorse, Eggman? If you played nice, I wouldn't have to break all your toys.
273-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''
274
275->''"[[CombatPragmatist She found a weak point and exploited it]]. That is how she appears to operate, based on what we've seen so far. If it serves her strategy, [[WeHaveReserves she won't even hesitate to sacrifice her own soldiers]]. She's merciless. And just as in battle, she sends soldiers in as her shield while she hides away someplace safe. She's as cowardly as she is cruel, like no one we've yet encountered."''
276-->-- '''Anna''' on [[spoiler:Letizia]] ordering a raid on the heroes' supply convoy, ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes''
277
278->'''Starscream:''' So Megatron has been revived... This means you have either [[YouHaveFailedMe failed me]], or [[{{Hypocrite}} betrayed me]]. Neither option bodes well for you.\
279'''Construct-A-Con:''' Barricade was right, you ''are'' a coward! Megatron conquers to obtain power... you just steal it.\
280'''Starscream:''' [[DisappointedinYou You are such a disappointment]], my protégé.
281-->--''[[Videogame/TransformerstheGameDS Transformers: Decepticons]]'', "Sibling Rivalry"
282
283[[AC:Web Animation]]
284->'''Yang:''' I'm sure you'd figure it out. You're not one to back down from a challenge, Blake.\
285'''Blake:''' But I am! I do it all the time! When you learned I was a Faunus, I didn't know what to do, so I ran! When I realized my oldest partner had become a monster, I ran! Even my Semblance! I was born with the ability to leave behind a shadow of myself; an empty copy that takes the hit while I run away!
286-->--''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "[[Recap/RWBYV2E10MountainGlenn Mountain Glenn]]"
287
288->'''Raven:''' I’ve stared death in the face over and over again! And every time I’ve spat in that face and survived, because I’m strong enough to do what others ''won’t''!\
289'''Yang:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Oh, shut]] ''[[ShutUpHannibal up]]''! You don’t know the ''first'' thing about strength! You turn your back on people! You run away when things get too hard! You put others in harm’s way instead of yourself! You might be powerful... but that doesn’t make you strong.\
290'''Raven:''' Who do you think you are, lecturing me?! Standing there, shaking like a scared little girl?!\
291'''Yang:''' Yeah, I'm scared. But I'm still standing here. I'm not like you. ''I'' won't run.
292-->--''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "[[Recap/RWBYV5E14HavensFate Haven's Fate]]"
293
294[[AC:Webcomics]]
295-> '''Thief:''' Hey guys. Did I miss anything?\
296'''Black Mage:''' Thief?! I thought you ran off like you the coward you are!\
297'''Thief:''' And ''you'' wouldn't have run for it?\
298'''Black Mage:''' Don't change the subject.
299-->-- ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-bit Theater]]''
300
301-> '''Lich:''' You can't run away forever!\
302'''Red Mage:''' Oh, you'll be surprised what cowardice has done for us so far.
303-->-- ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-bit Theater]]''
304
305-> ''"I'm not fighting someone who can fight back! #%&@ this!"''
306-->--'''Flash Man''', ''Webcomic/MSPaintMasterpieces''
307
308[[AC:Western Animation]]
309->''"I did a bad thing! I know I did and you deserve revenge, so why don't you take my mother? That would be fair!"''
310-->-- '''Yon Rha''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheSouthernRaiders The Southern Raiders]]''
311
312->''"Hey, this is between you and Stewart. Get him!"''
313-->-- '''Mr. Stevenson''' to '''[[AxCrazy Harry Sachz]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'', "[[Recap/BeavisAndButtheadS6E14PrankCall Prank Call]]"
314
315->''"I surrender and volunteer for treason!"''
316-->-- '''Zapp Brannigan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
317
318->'''Opera Bender:''' Save Fry! Save Fry!/Godzilla/Will devour him!/As for me I must be off/To have my doctor check this cough!/Goodbye!\
319'''Bender:''' I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is ''so'' what I would have done.
320-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
321
322->''"I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!"''
323-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
324
325->''"Six on six... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere forget it!]]"''
326-->-- '''Janja''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard''
327
328->''"Don't eat me! [[IHaveAFamily I have a wife and kids!]] Eat '''them!'''"''
329-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
330
331->'''Milhouse''': I can't go on. You two go ahead. And carry me with you.\
332'''Bart and Lisa''':[Groans] Oh, come on, man.\
333'''Milouse''':[as Bart and Lisa carry him] Hurry! They're catching up!\
334'''Bart''':[They reach a cliff. Bart hands Milhouse a vine] Here, Milhouse. You go first.\
335[Milhouse swings across]\
336'''Bart''': Okay. Now throw the vine back.\
337'''Milhouse''':[Runs off] There's no time.
338-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
339
340->'''[[StrawNihilist Grim]]:''' Nothing matters because [[WeAllDieSomeday we're all gonna]] ''[[WeAllDieSomeday die someday!]]''\
341'''The Boss:''' ''[appears holding a gun]'' Hey!\
342'''Grim:''' ''[gets down on his knees]'' [[VillainsWantMercy No, no, no. Please don't kill me]]. Please. I don't want to die. Please don't kill me! Please don't! ''[[[FaceDeathWithDespair breaks down sobbing]] while [[BringMyBrownPants pissing his pants]]]''
343-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends'', ''[[Recap/SmilingFriendsS1E7FrowningFriends Frowning Friends]]''
344
345->'''Dr. Eggman:''' As my great aunt used to say, "No retreat. no surrender."\
346''(one of his robots gets destroyed)''\
347'''Dr. Eggman:''' RETREAT! SURRENDER! ''(everyone runs away)''
348-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Curse of the Cross-Eyed Moose"
349
350->''"Please! Don't fire! I-I-I was wrong. I shouldn't have done it. Please, don't shoot!"''
351-->-- '''Starscream''', ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''
352
353->''"Every time we flash the Die Fledermaus signal, he unplugs his phone and skips town for a week."''
354-->-- '''Mayor Blank''', ''WesternAnimation/TheTick''
355
356->'''Sylvia:''' What'll it be? Number 19? Number 46?\
357'''Ryder:''' I'm thinkin' number one. As in, lookin' out for. ''(shoves Sylvia aside)'' So long, Syl. Told you you'd come in handy. ''[[LaserGuidedKarma (Gets zapped)]]''
358-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'', ''[[Recap/WanderOverYonderS1E21TheRider The Rider]]''
359
360->'''Sir Mortimer''': Out of my way, squire.\
361'''Mickey''': But you're a knight! You're suppose to protect the Queen!\
362'''Sir Mortimer''': No, I'm a coward. And I don't wanna ''die''.
363-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse2013 The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse]]'', ''[[Recap/TheWonderfulWorldOfMickeyMouseS1E7TheBraveLittleSquire The Brave Little Squire]]''
364
365->''"After all, I was me or him, and, obviously, it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people. I can't stand pain. It hurts me!"''
366-->-- WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck, ''[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes The Abominable Snow Rabbit]]''
367
368->''"I might be old, but I've lived long enough t' see the world rise against yer tyranny.'' Admit it, ''yeh big oaf! You're '''scared'''! [[HopeBringer The Samurai is still out there, inspirin' people by the thousands!]] After all these years, you're powerless against him! You've been shiverin' like a'' wee baby ''[[OrcusOnHisThrone hidin' in yer crib]], afraid to show yerself, 'cause you'' know ''he's out there— and you can't do anything about it! Bwahahaha!'' You're just a big baby! Why don't you go cry to yer mama?!''"''
369-->-- '''The Scotsman''', ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

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