Line #17 Quotes/ConvectionSchmonvection


1	->''"Logically, convection should make the air in this chamber hotter than an oven, and we'd all roast alive. [[LampshadeHanging But for some reason, that doesn't happen!]]"''
2	-->-- '''Foreman Jaak''', ''VideoGame/RuneScape''
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4	->''"''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]'' decides to base everything they know about lava from playing ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'': As long as you don't touch it, it can't hurt you! ...Chakotay should be deader than disco."''
5	-->-- '''''Website/SFDebris'''''
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7	->''"[[LampshadeHanging WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO]] [[VideoGame/SegaSuperstars BOAT RACE IN HOT LAVA?!]]"''
8	-->-- '''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]'''[[note]]whose boat is currently melting[[/note]], ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts''
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10	->''"This is just barely hair-singing me, because you know, lava, normally, like, at this proximity, Demo would be something like evaporated by now, but I mean we're talking about reverse-gravity lava, which has ''completely'' different physical implications."''
11	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}''', playing ''VideoGame/ASuperMarioThing''
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13	->''"[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman]], another thing I wanna talk about is lava: it's [[RuleOfCool cool]] to look at and and cool to see in videos, but [[DeconstructedTrope not cool]] to be within, like, 500 feet of."''
14	-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}} Kung-Fu Jesus]]''' on [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Eggmanland]]
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16	->''"Meanwhile, everyone’s favourite bit of movie science, Lava isn’t hot unless you touch it, puts in an appearance, with Kirk, Elaine and Janice unhurt and unbothered despite standing only feet from the white-hot material."''
17	-->-- '''Liz''' from ''"And You Call Yourself a Scientist?"'' on ''[[https://andyoucallyourselfascientist.com/2021/05/02/two-lost-worlds-1951/ Two Lost Worlds]]''
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19	->'''Ax:''' <You do not have to worry about the lava, Cassie.>
20	->'''Cassie''': "Thanks, Ax."
21	->'''Ax''': <If you fell, I believe you would be incinerated before you hit the actual magma.>
22	-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' #34
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24	->The lava only hurts if it touches you.
25	-->--'''Janet the Chicken''' on [[https://www.joshuawright.net/slack-wyrm-253.html using an active volcano to bake a Black Forest cake]], ''Webcomic/SlackWyrm''
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27	->'''Anakin:''' "Don't you find it a little weird that we can stand this close to the lava river unharmed?"\
28	'''Obi Wan''': "Oh, yes, you're right. You'd think the overwhelming heat would be dangerous for us, but it seems to just be a minor annoyance."\
29	'''Anakin:''' Well, as they say, [[AWizardDidIt the force works in mysterious ways.]]
30	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU50VfygcrA This]] [=YouTube=] parody of ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', by '''IARESMART'''.
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32	->''"Have you ever actually considered how much lava is in [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} the Nether]]? There's literal ''[[FireAndBrimstoneHell oceans]]'' of molten rock, lining the floor! Lava burns between 800 and 1200 degrees ''Celsius!''[[note]]1500°F - 2200°F[[/note]] And as heat transfers thermal radiation being absorbed by your body, it means the more surface area, the more radiative emission. So in reality, seeing a lava ocean like this would feel like walking into a ''jet engine,'' and as thermal radiation is a type of EM radiation and thus effected [sic] by the Inverse Square Law, meaning the closer Steve gets, he will ''exponentially'' get hotter! Really, just standing this close would ''literally'' melt the skin off your body! And not to mention that lava would be emitting so many photons, it would make you BLIND by being so bright! But the truth is, none of this matters, because whenever you see pictures of lava, it has a black outer crust, from being cooled by the surrounding air! This is not the case in the Nether: the lava is all fresh and orange, meaning the surrounding air's ''already WELL above'' twelve hundred degrees Celsius! The moment Steve steps into the Nether, ''he should be dissolved into a gooey pile of MUSH!''"''
33	-->-- '''gerg''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dMGFchdP6N8 The Nether is WEIRD]]"
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