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1->''"He would seduce a duchess, but he would never spoil a virgin."''
2-->-- '''Creator/RaymondChandler''', on Literature/PhilipMarlowe
3
4->Jim loved sex, probably more than he loved oxygen; but that didn't mean he didn't have principles.
5-->-- A ''Film/StarTrek2009'' fanfic, on '''James T. Kirk'''
6
7->''"The healing [[ThePowerOfLove power of love]] awaits with Yon Angel! [Character name]! Tarry no longer!"''
8-->-- '''Sain''' in '''Lyn''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade''
9
10->'''Sophie''': That was very sweet of you, Alex. Especially for a man wearing such tight pants.\
11'''Alex''': It forces all the blood to my heart.
12-->-- ''Film/MusicAndLyrics''
13
14->Nay, he may have read porn in public--even around minors--but Kakashi was a ''gentleman'', goddammit. A real classy sumbitch.
15-->-- ''Fanfic/IAmNOTGoingThroughPubertyAgain''
16
17->''I mean, I like to swing, but Film/DrNo means no, baby!''
18-->-- '''Film/AustinPowers''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
19
20->'''Issei:''' DON'T FUCK WITH MEEEEEEEEE!!! [[SeriousBusiness Rias's boobs are perfect and I won't let you reduce them!]]
21->'''Vali:''' Wait, what?
22->'''Issei:''' You monster... You're pure evil! [[UnstoppableRage I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!!!]]
23-->-- ''Literature/HighSchoolDXD''
24
25->''We like good girls over here\
26We like bad girls over here\
27We like girls who fuck for work\
28We like girls who wanna twerk\
29Now if you don't want to be a slut then I respect your boundaries\
30But if you wanna be a slut then baby, break it down for me!''
31-->-- [[https://www.tiktok.com/@cyzeyesboudoir/video/7092179851544694062?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=6949998634478847493 This TikTok]] by Cyzor
32
33->'''Tyrion''': I won't share your bed. Not until you want me to.\
34'''Sansa''': What if I ''never'' want you to?\
35''({{Beat}})''\
36'''Tyrion''': [[VowOfCelibacy "And so my watch begins..."]]
37-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''
38
39->'''Inko:''' Oh, and I know my Izuku doesn't have a dirty mind. But please don't tell me he did it for your breasts.
40->'''Momo:''' No. No of course not. Izuku was one of the only boys in class to not look at my body all the time. I can tell, he loves me for me. And I for him.
41->'''Inko:''' He looks now though, right?
42->'''Momo:''' ... He tries not to, but yes!
43-->-- ''Fanfic/ThankYou''
44
45->'''Narita:''' Don't you think you're belittling me? I would prefer if you didn't think me an uncouth pervert. I live according to my own beliefs!
46->'''Eru:''' Beliefs that make you fondle breast?
47->'''Narita:''' You misunderstand! Fondling is a means, not an end goal! Their beauty urged me to confirm it for myself. I must test shape, firmness, and feeling. They call out to me, so that task is more important than anything else in this world!
48->'''Eru:''' That sounds like molestation to me, you pervert.
49->'''Narita:''' Then I shall proudly bear the false title of 'pervert'! Even if the whole world becomes my enemy, I shall let my ideals shine through and fondle without shame!
50-->-- ''VisualNovel/HelloLady''
51
52->''"If I was told to wait, then waiting is what I'll do. Now, where to spend half an hour?"''\
53(Joseph gets close to a door)\
54''"I think the best place is here, by Lisa Lisa's door. Would it really be all that wrong if I took a peek through the keyhole to check things out?"''\
55(Joseph peeks through the keyhole on Lisa Lisa's door and watches a naked Lisa Lisa grooming her hair from behind)\
56''"NICE!"''
57-->-- '''Joseph Joestar''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency'', [[spoiler:[[LittleDidIKnow Little did he know]] is that [[SurpriseIncest Lisa Lisa is actually his mother]]]]
58
59->'''Joey:''' Hey, Rach? [[CatchPhrase How you doin'?]]\
60'''Rachel:''' I'm doin' good, baby, how you doin'?\
61'''Joey:''' (''sternly'') Ross, don't let her drink any more!

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