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2
3[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
4
5->''Do what thou wilt.''
6-->-- The commandment of the Apostles, ''Manga/{{Berserk}}''
7
8->''Being alive is wonderful! And the most wonderful thing about life is taking it away from other people.''
9-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', ''Literature/{{Baccano}}''
10
11->''"I understand love and I say to you... love is worthless. I've never needed anyone to satisfy me. I eat when I wanna eat, play with what amuses me, and kill whoever's in my way. I live as befits my nature. If no one can grasp that, then that's their problem."''
12-->-- '''[[Characters/JujutsuKaisenRyomenSukuna Ryomen Sukuna]]''', ''Manga/JujutsuKaisen''
13
14->''Why not?''
15-->-- '''Johan Liebert''', on his reasons for, well, ''everything'', ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
16
17->''I am Johan. I killed the hospital directors. I have killed several middle-aged couples across Germany, and now I have obtained this high-precision gun. Who will I kill next? I am chaos incarnate. I love chaos.''
18-->-- [[InspectorJavert Inspector Lunge]] describes '''Johan Liebert's''' mindset, ''Anime/{{Monster}}''
19
20->''I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist out there to magnify that love, then there is no more splendid world than this one. They allow me to experience the joy of living... for as long as there are people out there to kill... then I will not cease to exist.''
21-->-- '''Gaara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
22
23->''Nemesis Prime will destroy!''
24-->-- '''Nemesis Prime''', ''Anime/TransformersArmada''
25
26->''"My aim....hm.....Ah! Yes. That would actually be very simple. I want your powers as Spirit to turn the ways of the world upside down... In order to topple the restraints of this world and unleash total chaos."''
27-->--'''Sir Isaac Westcott''', ''Literature/DateALive''
28
29->''"One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic; 6 billion is funny!"''
30-->-- '''Sir Isaac Westcott''', ''Literature/DateALive''
31[[/folder]]
32
33[[folder: Comic Books]]
34->''Oh yes!\
35Fill the churches with dirty thoughts!\
36Introduce honesty to the White House!\
37Write letters in dead languages -- to people you've never met!\
38Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children!\
39Burn your credit cards and wear high heels!\
40Asylum doors stand open!\
41Fill the suburbs with murder and rape!\
42Divine madness!\
43Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets!\
44Laugh and the world laughs with you!''
45-->-- ''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth''
46
47->''Kid. I'm ComicBook/{{the Joker}}. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's ''funny''. What would conceivably be funny about killing you?''
48-->-- '''The Joker''', ''ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader''
49
50->''"Have not the laws of nature been violated! Is there not a great disorder in the making? Then it is to be expected that I-- who thrive on chaos as mortals thrive on food and drink-- would find my way here!"''
51-->--'''Tala''', ''ComicBook/ThePhantomStranger''
52
53->''"Because when the Tactically Augmented Organism looked at life, he saw only chaos and order. And humanity's denial of chaos appalled him. So he would tear it all down and fill the whole world with chaos, if only to watch mankind cling to their illusions as they burned around them...would he destroy the world at the same time? It's certainly a possibility."''
54-->--'''TAO''', ''Comicbook/SleeperWildStorm''
55
56->''"I have a vision of a world where anarchy is a way of life. A world where we answer to no-one. A world where being a supervillain actually means something. Then I realized... we're already living in it. So what do you say, Clown? You ready to really run away and join the circus?"''
57-->--'''Zodiac''', ''ComicBook/DarkReign: Zodiac''
58
59->''"Because once I didn't care about the rules anymore, I had all the power. We all have it inside of us. We just got to let it out. And I can show you how..."''
60-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/SuicideSquad''
61[[/folder]]
62
63[[folder: Fan Fiction]]
64->''"Sometimes the only way to fix a system is to burn it down and start from scratch. But he's not interested in the 'fixing' bit."''
65-->--'''Mance Rayder''' on the '''Night King''', ''Fanfic/OfGoldAndIron''
66
67->''I just want to have a little fun. Maybe jump to a village in world A, kill a few people, upset the order, move on to world B, start some fires and send everyone in a terror, then on to world C where I manipulate a dictator or a crime lord for a while... and repeat ''ad infinitum'' until I die. Really, why would I ever want to conquer or rule? Ruling is such a messy business. With this, I can have as much fun as I like, doing whatever I like, ''wherever'' I like, and the sky's the limit.''
68-->-- '''Masque''', ''FanFic/PokemonStormClouds''
69[[/folder]]
70
71[[folder: Film -- Live-Action]]
72->''You see gentlemen, greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy. Now that's fun!''
73-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4jtQzZUMJU Top Dollar]]''', ''Film/TheCrow1994''
74
75->''You can't take away people's right to be assholes!''
76-->-- '''Simon Phoenix''', Film/DemolitionMan
77
78->''The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, [[Franchise/{{Batman}} you're]] gonna break [[ThouShaltNotKill your one rule.]]''
79-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
80
81->''[[DisguisedInDrag Do I really look like a guy with a plan?]] You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. ''[[AndThenWhat I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!]]'' You know, [[ItsWhatIDo I just... do things]]. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.''
82-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
83
84->''Do you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan," even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! ...Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes...'' chaos. ''I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know, the thing about chaos?'' It's fair.
85-->--'''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
86
87->''"I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."''
88-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
89
90->'''Alfred Pennyworth:''' A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.\
91'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]:''' Then why steal them?\
92'''Alfred:''' Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
93-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
94
95->'''Veronica Sawyer''': You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!\
96'''J.D.''': You say "toh-may-toe", I say "toe-mah-toh."
97-->--''Film/{{Heathers}}''
98
99->'''Howie''': Why, Chad?\
100'''Chad''': Because I could.\
101'''Howie''': Oh, my God.\
102'''Chad''': So how does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to really hurt someone?\
103'''Howie''': Oh, my God.\
104'''Chad''': See you Monday.
105-->-- ''Film/InTheCompanyOfMen''
106
107->''"You want fear? I'm the fear. You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want a new beginning? Here... I am the new beginning!"''
108-->--'''Rico Dredd''', ''Film/JudgeDredd''
109
110->''Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics! Filth is my life!''
111-->-- '''Divine''', ''Film/PinkFlamingos''
112
113->''Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.\
114You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.''
115-->-- '''Mr Blond,''' ''Film/ReservoirDogs''
116[[/folder]]
117
118[[folder: Literature]]
119->''My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.''
120-->-- '''Patrick Bateman''', ''Literature/AmericanPsycho''
121
122->''The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.''
123-->-- '''Old Castro''', ''Literature/TheCallOfCthulhu''
124
125->Thick, fresh blood poured down [[OurOgresAreHungrier Rawhead]]'s throat; he gulped it greedily. The hot taste of the world. It made him feel strong and wise. The was only the first of many meals he would take; he'd gorge on anything that took his fancy and nobody would stop him, not this time. And when he was ready he'd throw those pretenders off his throne, he'd cremate them in their houses, [[WouldHurtAChild he'd slaughter their children and wear their infants' bowels as necklaces]]. ''This place was his.'' Just because they'd tamed the wilderness for a while didn't mean they owned the earth. It was his, and nobody would take it from him, not even the holiness. He was wise to that too. They'd never [[SealedEvilInACan subdue him]] again.
126-->-- ''Literature/RawheadRex''
127[[/folder]]
128
129[[folder: Live-Action TV]]
130->'''Angelus:''' Hi, Rupert. I wasn't sure you were gonna wake up. You had me worried.\
131'''Giles:''' What do you want?\
132'''Angelus:''' I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. Oh, yeah. Acathla. He's an even harder guy to wake up than you are. I mean, I performed the rituals, said all the right phrases... blood on my hand. Got nothing. Big doughnut hole for my troubles. I figure you know the ritual. You're pretty up on these things. You could probably... tell me what I'm doing wrong. But honestly, I sorta hope you don't... 'Cause I ''really'' wanna torture you.
133-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Becoming, Pt 2"
134
135->'''Minion''': In mercy, does your power lie?\
136'''Glory''': No, brainless, in ''torture, death and chaos'' does my power lie.
137-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Weight of the World"
138
139->''To hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was ''my'' choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end... everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the Gods! And through the Daleks, I! SHALL! HAVE! THAT! POWER!''
140-->-- '''Davros'' tells the Doctor what he'd do if he had a sample of an incurable death plague', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Genesis of the Daleks"
141
142->'''Robert Baratheon:''' What about Aerys Targaryen? What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? I never asked. Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve?
143->'''Jaime Lannister:''' He said the same thing he had been saying for hours... "Burn them all."
144-->--- ''Series/GameOfThrones''
145
146->'''Food Mart Security Guard:''' Pretend like I ain't talking to you. Pretend like I ain't even on this Earth. I know what you are. Now, I ain't steppin' to, but I am a man -- and you just clipped that shit and act like you don't even know I'm there!\
147'''Marlo:''' I ''don't''.
148-->-- ''Series/TheWire''
149
150->''[Marlo] be killing niggers just to do it. See? Nigger kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not 'cause they snitchin', not 'cause it's business... but 'cause this shit just come natural to him.''
151-->-- '''Bodie''', ''Series/TheWire''
152
153->''Same old Hector. Just wants to kill everybody.''
154-->--'''Lalo Salamanca''', ''Series/BetterCallSaul''
155
156->''I don't usually speak in public, but the opportunity to talk to so many people who share the same passion, the same dream, well, it was just too good to pass up. Because you are [[SerialKiller special people. Very special people.]] We are the American dreamers driving down the holy road of true knowledge that's paved with blood and gold. And across the length and breadth of this fair country, we are killing people. We don't do it to make a living, we don't do it for revenge. We do not murder for profit. We kill to kill. We are entrepreneurs in an expanding field. But no one sees us except for one weekend a year. Well, I see you. I see you for who you truly are. And I want you to see it, too. So just do me a favor. Close your eyes. And see yourselves as I do. We are gladiators. Conquerors. We are explorers… truth seekers. We are swashbucklers. We are hunters. Soldiers of fortune. And kings of the night."
157-->'''The Cornithian''', ''Series/TheSandman2022''
158[[/folder]]
159
160[[folder: Music]]
161->''Oh, I could throw you in the lake\
162Or feed you poisoned birthday cake\
163I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone\
164Oh, I could bury you alive\
165But you might crawl out with a knife\
166And kill me when I'm sleeping\
167That's why\
168I can't decide\
169Whether you should live or die\
170Oh, you'll probably go to heaven\
171Please don't hang your head and cry\
172No wonder why\
173My heart feels dead inside\
174It's cold and hard and petrified\
175Lock the doors and close the blinds\
176We're going for a ride''
177-->-- '''Music/ScissorSisters''', "I Can't Decide"
178
179->''I am the Black Blade\
180Forged a million billion years ago\
181My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity\
182Carving out destiny\
183Bringing in the Lords of Chaos\
184Bringing up the Beasts of Hades\
185[[YourSoulIsMine Sucking out the souls of heroes]]\
186Laying waste to knights and ladies\
187My master is my slave\
188Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!\
189You poor fucking humans''
190-->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult''', "Black Blade"
191
192->''So can you tell me\
193What exactly does "freedom" mean\
194If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?''
195-->-- '''Music/{{Disturbed}}''', "Divide"
196
197->''What you touch, you don't feel\
198Do not know, what you steal\
199Destroy everything you touch, today\
200Please destroy me, this way.''
201-->-- '''Music/{{Ladytron}}''', "Destroy Everything You Touch"
202
203->''All have said their prayers\
204Invade their nightmares\
205To see into my eyes\
206You'll find where murder lies''
207-->-- '''Music/{{Metallica}}''', "[[Music/AndJusticeForAll1988 Harvester of Sorrow]]"
208
209->''So they say you're troubled, boy\
210Just because you like to destroy\
211All the things that bring the idiots joy\
212Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?''
213-->--'''Music/FranzFerdinand''', "The Fallen"
214
215->''"I ride the edge\
216My speed goes in the red\
217Hot blood, these veins\
218My pleasure is their pain\
219I love to watch the castles burn\
220These golden ashes torn to dirt\
221I've always liked to play with fire"''
222-->--'''Sam Tinnesz''', "Play with Fire"
223[[/folder]]
224
225[[folder: Mythology and Religion]]
226->Everyone who sins breaks the law; in fact, sin is lawlessness.
227-->-- Literature/TheBible
228[[/folder]]
229
230[[folder: Radio]]
231->'''"[[HumanoidAbomination Peggy]]":''' The moment of death!\
232'''"[[HumanoidAbomination Albert]]":''' The raging fires of a [[ApocalypseHow nuclear holocaust]], [[TimeStandsStill frozen in time]]! The trees twisting in the unmoving wind, the shattered glass from the windows hanging in mid-air!\
233'''"Peggy":''' [[NightmareFetishist It is beautiful! A vision to be savored!]]\
234'''"Albert":''' A vision of the future destruction of this world!
235-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho162ProtectAndSurvive Protect And Survive]]''
236[[/folder]]
237
238[[folder: Tabletop Games]]
239->A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. [...] Chaotic evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction of not only beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.
240-->-- ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons: Player's Handbook'' (3.5th Edition)
241
242->'''Aameul:''' So much talk of good and evil bores me!\
243'''Hethradiah:''' To understand evil is to understand true power.\
244'''Aameul:''' Don't you lecture me!\
245'''Hethradiah:''' Maybe we should focus on killing [[LawfulEvil Asmodeus]].\
246'''Aameul:''' That spineless thief? I will spill his brains with that scepter of his and take back what he stole from us!\
247'''Hethradiah:''' What a splendid idea!\
248'''Aameul:''' Platitudes! From you? Ha! You are trying to deceive me!\
249'''Hethradiah:''' Really, Aameul, your paranoia will be our undoing.\
250'''Aameul:''' My paranoia will be ''your'' undoing! I know your game!\
251'''Hethradiah:''' [[OmnicidalManiac Can we at least agree that evil, in its purest form, is complete annihilation?]]\
252'''Aameul:''' Never!
253-->-- The [[MultipleHeadCase two heads]] of '''[[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Demogorgon]]''', Prince of Demons, ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''
254
255->''I like destroying pretty things.''
256-->-- '''Orcus''', [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Demon Prince]] of TheUndead, ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''
257
258->If I want something, I take it. Might is right. The strong rule the weak. Respect me or suffer. Fear me. There is only today, and today I take what I need. Anger brings out the best in me. I am the stronger one.
259-->-- Introduction to Chaotic Evil, ''[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Ultimate Campaign]]''
260
261->''Your laws, like your bones, were made to be broken.''
262-->-- '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=265735 Knight of Infamy]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''
263
264->Above all, though, it is the trappings of progress and civilization that [[BerserkButton fan the embers of hatred]] burning within each {{Beastman}}'s breast. A mere glimpse of bright colours, especially red, will often be enough to get a Beastman's pulse racing with bloodlust. The sight of a proud flag or coat of arms, a pristine uniform or a magnificent statue elicits a [[UnstoppableRage powerful reaction]] in the Beastmen, for the things of order are anathema to the Children of Chaos. All caution is put aside in a desperate attempt to tear down and befoul the offending article, to stomp it into the mud, smear it with dug or rip it to pieces and chew on the remains. Woe betide those who take pride in such symbols of authority and order, for [[CruelAndUnusualDeath their end will invariably be messy, painful and humiliating]].
265-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}: Beastmen Army Book (8th edition)''
266
267->''That which we cannot destroy, we will defile! Those we cannot defeat will know only despair!
268-->-- '''Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
269
270->''[[MadnessMantra MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL!! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!]]''
271-->-- '''Kharn the Betrayer''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
272
273->A Chaotic Essence has no interest in anything remaining the way it is. If it's broken, the mission is to repair it -- just in time to smash it to flinders. All systems are bad and need to be destroyed, all order must be subverted, and wherever there are two bricks on top of one another, they need to be knocked down. Chaotic essences generally produce [[MoodSwinger mercurial personalities]], [[PsychopathicManchild childlike one moment and monstrous the next]]. There is a higher percentage of mental disorder among [[EnfantTerrible widderslainte]] with this sort of avatar than any other, and such [[EvilSorcerer Nephandi]] are generally [[SanityHasAdvantages poor at planning, long-term action or anything other than spur-of-the-moment action]].
274-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension -- The Book of Madness''
275[[/folder]]
276
277[[folder: Theatre]]
278->'' You can't control me\
279I live deep inside you!\
280Each day, you'll feel me devour your soul!''
281-->-- '''Edward Hyde''', ''Theatre/JekyllAndHyde''
282[[/folder]]
283
284[[folder: Video Games]]
285->''"Oh, the feeling that everyone around you is an enemy. Heh heh. I know it all too well. The tiniest spark can set off an explosion of fear, resulting in... horrific mutual destruction. All I did was watch the comedy of errors unfold from the audience."''
286-->-- '''[[spoiler:Simon Keyes]]''', ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth 2: Prosecutor's Path''
287
288->''"You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! [[CloudCuckooLander I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone]]. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?! '''[[SuddenlyShouting Do you want me to slice you open like I did your friend?!]] SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!!!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason?! Jason, what is it?! Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there?! What, is this not fun anymore? [[FauxAffablyEvil Have I failed to entertain you?]] You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But ''hermano'', down here... down here? ...''You hit the ground."''
289-->-- '''Vaas''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
290
291->''"Life... dreams... hope. Where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"''
292-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''
293
294->''"Destruction isn't '''supposed''' to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!"''
295-->-- '''Kefka''', ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''
296
297->''"[[CorruptCorporateExecutive You're]] looking at it rationally -- there are people who are useful to you, and people who ain't, and [[YouHaveFailedMe the people who ain't got to go]]. Me, [[LampshadeHanging I'm]] '''[[LampshadeHanging not]]''' [[LampshadeHanging rational.]] I don't '''care''' if you're useful or not. I '''feel''' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing."''
298-->-- '''Trevor Phillips''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
299
300->''"Because of me, Empire City is a wasteland. I've taken this place down notch by notch, and it's never getting up again. Kessler thought he was preparing me to face some beast, that I'd be using my powers for the greater good. What an idiot. These powers are only good for one thing, letting me take what I want, when I want. In a place with no law, the strong take what they want, and the weak are their slaves, their playthings. And no one is stronger than me..."''
301-->-- '''Evil Cole''', ''VideoGame/InFamous''
302
303->''"Allow me to confirm the crimes you've committed thus far. You had suspicions that this world was dangerous, yet you threw Mayumi Yamano into the TV. Knowing full well that Ms. Yamano died here, you did the same to Saki Konishi. Not only that, but you duped [[spoiler:Namatame]] into taking over your murder attempts, while you watched like a spectator at a game. When the disappeared stopped dying, you sent a warning letter to ensure more victims. Even when a copycat killer arose, you had the gall as [[spoiler:a detective]] to eliminate a suspect under investigation. Two people died in the last six months, and a young girl is now in critical condition... But that's not all. If at any turn something had gone wrong, many more would have succumbed... ...All for some foolish 'excitement,' like a criminal reveling in the chaos he creates!"''
304-->-- '''Naoto Shirogane''' to '''the Killer''', ''VideoGame/Persona4''
305
306->''"Have you ever heard a fire alarm in the middle of the day and felt relief? Not fear for your safety, just a sigh of relief that [[AllergicToRoutine the daily routine is broken]] -- the pre-programmed tedium that makes wind-up anatomy toys think they're real. None of the living want to admit a tiny pang of relief in the wake of [[FantasticNuke the Bomb]]. Don't have to go to that job you hate, today. Don't have to watch that game show that bores you, tonight. Whose fingers haven't itched once or twice while passing a fire alarm? [[PsychopathicManchild I'm certainly guilty]], [[{{Catchphrase}} Chuck]]."''
307-->-- '''The Black Signal''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
308
309->"Their single-minded drive to get back to their spawning grounds COULD be seen as orderly...if you squint. But who are we kidding? The frenzied, indiscriminate way they stampede over everyone and everything in the way of that goal is chaos to a T."
310-->-- ''Franchise/{{Splatoon}}''[='=]s [[https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/186129147841/salmonids-team-chaos-their-single-minded-drive-to Squid Research Lab]] on the '''Salmonids'''
311
312->'''[[BigBad Axem Red]]''': We fight for evil!\
313'''[[TheDragon Axem Black]]''': We live for disorder!\
314'''[[EvilGenius Axem Green]]''': We like what we do!\
315'''Axem Pink''': We struggle for chaos!\
316'''[[TheBrute Axem Yellow]]''': We are...\
317'''All''': ... THE AXEM RANGERS!
318-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''
319
320->''"I'm not responsible for what I say or do!"''
321-->-- '''Storm''', ''VideoGame/{{Chippy}}''
322
323
324->''"Burn the [[WorldTree Erdtree]] to the ground and [[OmnicidalManiac incinerate all that divides and distinguishes]]. Ahhh, may chaos take the world! May '''CHAOS''' take the world!"''
325-->-- '''Shabriri''', ''VideoGame/EldenRing''
326[[/folder]]
327
328[[folder: Webcomics]]
329->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Liquid Snake]]''': What the fuck are you ''doing''?\
330'''Psycho Mantis''': What does it ''look'' like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't.\
331'''Liquid Snake''': ''Why?''\
332'''Psycho Mantis''': Why ''not?''
333-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=301 #301]]
334
335->''I do what I do, when I choose, why I wish. I answer to '''no one'''.''
336-->-- '''Richard''', ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup''
337
338->''Tear down creation, just to see if you can.''
339-->-- '''Jephton the Unholy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
340
341->''The only reason I put up with all ''your'' boring garbage is so that I can finally kill anyone I want, even gods. That way, there's no one in existence that can ever tell me what to do, ever again.''
342-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
343
344->''I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL [[BizarreAlienReproduction SNAKE]] BOSS, TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. [[Franchise/{{Saw}} I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.]]''
345-->-- '''Caliborn''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
346[[/folder]]
347
348[[folder: Web Original]]
349->''Well don't go round killing people you've always hated. Do something much more random, like... killing people that you've never met.''
350-->-- '''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses'''
351
352->''It's not about {{greed}}, or {{lust}}, or [[SevenDeadlySins any other simple sin]]. It's about doing what you want, when you want, how you want to whoever you want and [[AtLeastIAdmitIt making no excuses to anyone for anything]]. [[TheUnfettered If somebody want to stop you, they better be ready to kill you.]]''
353-->-- ''[[http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3415931 Chaotic Evil Done Right]]''
354
355->''[[DealWithTheDevil SATAN OFFERS TO GRANT ANY DESIRE.]] FREE SATEN FROM HELL.''
356-->-- '''[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/insanity-wolf Insanity Wolf]]'''
357
358->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' Y'know, [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld there are three kinds of people in this world]] -- the optimistic who find the glass half full, and the pessimistic that see it as half-empty. Then there's the paranoid, they just think someone's drinking out of their glass.\
359'''Corrigan:''' Which one are you?\
360'''The Joker:''' I'm the one that knocks the glass over.
361-->-- ''WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs''
362
363->'''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]]:''' Master, why are you crushing dat mountain?\
364'''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion Morgoth]]:''' Just because I can!\
365'''Sauron:''' Where is logic in that?\
366'''Morgoth:''' In case you didn't notice it for last 60,000 years -- I like to break stuff!
367-->-- ''[[http://melkorwashere.tumblr.com/post/71247446788/i-imagined-second-picture-both-times-i-watched Melkor Was Here]]''
368
369->''I'll be the first to admit: [[HumansAreBastards Humans are the worst]]. (''points to self'') [[SelfDeprecation Case in point.]] So I understand why you would like to see us all locked away, or better, killed! [...] But I would like to mention the fact that you and I have a common enemy: the ones in control, the people who pull the strings, the dirty, rotten humans who run our Kingdoms. Government, military, even the schools: they're all to blame for your lot in life! [[BombThrowingAnarchists They're all pests that need to be dealt with!]] Fortunately, I'm the best exterminator around -- [[RatMen no offense to any rodents in the room]].''
370-->-- '''Roman Torchwick''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''
371
372->''Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I want to tell you both a little secret. Your question is all wrong! (''laughs'') What you 'want' from this? Children, ''please!'' [[ForTheEvulz If you're not loving what you're doing, then you're in the wrong field!]]''
373-->-- '''Tyrian Callows''' to '''Emerald Sustrai''' and '''Mercury Black''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''
374
375->''"I say life is like a '''biiiiig''' playground with no rules! You want something you don't have? Take it! You wanna wish yourself older to increase your chances of getting a date? '''Do it!''' You need someone to pay for '''crushing your heart into a million pieces!? [[SuddenlyShouting CRUSH 'EM BACK HARDER!]]''''' '''HARDER!''' ''The world is your [[FunnyAnimal humanoid]] oyster! Grab it by the neck and '''STRANGLE YOUR OWN LEASH ON LIFE!'''"''
376-->-- '''[[CuteAndPsycho Rosy the Rascal]]''', ''WebAnimation/SonicVillains'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2DtWEZxsFI "Ask the Eggman Empire" Q&A]]
377[[/folder]]
378
379[[folder: Western Animation]]
380->''You can be a goody-two-shoes 'til the end of your days!\
381You can listen to them say crime never pays!\
382You can follow every law and be the big, bad bat!\
383But why would you want to? Ha! Where's the fun in that?''
384-->-- '''The Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', [[Recap/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBoldS2E19EmperorJoker "Emperor Joker!"]]
385
386->'''Raven:''' You don't ''have'' to follow [[VillainousLineage the same path]] as [[BigBad your mom]]! I mean, if you're [[ScrewDestiny a rebel]]-\
387'''Kitty:''' Ugh! Why does anyone ''have'' to be a rebel or a [[YouCantFightFate royal]]? ''I'' do what I want -- and I ''want'' to be like my mom.
388-->-- ''Toys/EverAfterHigh: Spring Unsprung''
389
390->''Oh, it's the Apocalypse alright. I always knew I'd have my hand in it.''
391-->-- '''Hubert J. Farnsworth''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "The Farnsworth Parabox"
392
393->''Pain is hilarious! ''
394-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
395
396->''Alright, Ford! Time's up! I got the kids! [[ForTheEvulz I THINK I'M GONNA KILL ONE OF THEM NOW JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT!]]''
397-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
398
399->''Listen, Ford, if you just tell me that equation, finally your dimension will be free. Anything will be possible. I'll remake a fun world -- a better world! A party that never ends, with a host that never dies! No more restrictions! No more laws!''
400-->-- '''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
401
402->''"Ah, there it is. The thrill of seeding destruction and chaos!"''
403-->--'''Double Trouble''', ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''
404[[/folder]]
405
406[[folder: Real Life]]
407->''If I did not now and then kill one of them, they would forget who I am.''
408-->-- attributed to '''Edward Teach''', a.k.a. '''UsefulNotes/{{Blackbeard}}''', after shooting his first mate under the table for no reason
409
410-> It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
411-->-- T-shirt saying.
412[[/folder]]
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