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1->'''Steve''': ...Are you crying?
2->'''Roger''': Yes I'm crying, HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!
3-->-- WesternAnimation/AmericanDad
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5->'''"'Handsome' Harley 'Gweedo' Guestello" (Shaggy 2 Dope):''' What I wanna know, 3D, is who the fuck's putting up the budget for all these chairs they're using on each other's noggins?
6->'''"Diamond Donovan '3D' Douglas" (Violent J):''' Well actually these chairs are plastic, and very inexpensive.
7-->--''Wrestling/JuggaloChampionshipWrestling''
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9->''“Evidently it is an ingenious dual-purpose technology,” said Damien Sandow. “What was once considered to be solely a blunt object with which to bludgeon one’s nemesis is, upon closer inspection, a technology for unburdening one’s legs via a recumbent repose.”''
10-->--Wrestling/DamienSandow, ''[=Kayfabenews.com=]'', [[http://www.kayfabenews.com/wrestler-suddenly-realizes-steel-chairs-can-also-be-sat-upon/ "Wrestler suddenly realizes steel chairs can also be sat upon"]]
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12-> '''Hermione:''' That's totally barbaric!
13->'''Ron:''' (''grinning'') That's ''Wizard's Chess!''
14-->--Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone
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16->'''Big Jim Sullivan:''' They must have a weakness...
17->'''John:''' We know it. It's chairs.
18-->--''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd''
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20->Chairs broke over heads [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall as if designed that way]].
21-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
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23->''"Oh no! That antique breakaway chair has been in the family for years!"''

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